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Title: Casino Royale (which is french, for 'the royal casino')
Genre: James Bond. That is a genre
Good actors: They are all decent, but Judi Dench is the best by far.
Products Placements: Sony. and OMEGA!
Minutes too long: Quite a few, actually. It came to a lovely finish when the main baddie died, and then carried on for another hour. I was quite supprised, and it got a little confusing too.
Deaths: Many
Attractive males: Daniel Craig
Attractive females: Judi Dench. Phhhwwwwooooooooooorr!!
Peophiles in the audience?: no. in retrospect a silly question.
Best QuoteS:
"Sorry, That last game almost killed me"
"Vodka Martini"
"Do you want that shaken or stirred, sir?"
"Do I look like I give a damn?"
Highlight: The funny quotes, and chase scene.
Lowlight: Boring in the middle.
Score: 5 dispensible henchmen out of 10
Genre: James Bond. That is a genre
Good actors: They are all decent, but Judi Dench is the best by far.
Products Placements: Sony. and OMEGA!
Minutes too long: Quite a few, actually. It came to a lovely finish when the main baddie died, and then carried on for another hour. I was quite supprised, and it got a little confusing too.
Deaths: Many
Attractive males: Daniel Craig
Attractive females: Judi Dench. Phhhwwwwooooooooooorr!!
Peophiles in the audience?: no. in retrospect a silly question.
Best QuoteS:
"Sorry, That last game almost killed me"
"Vodka Martini"
"Do you want that shaken or stirred, sir?"
"Do I look like I give a damn?"
Highlight: The funny quotes, and chase scene.
Lowlight: Boring in the middle.
Score: 5 dispensible henchmen out of 10
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yeah that is a funny line; I should probably have put that in the 'Best Quote' bit as well.
Hope is important.
Title: Flushed Away.
Genre: Cartoon.
Good actors: Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen, Andy Serkis are all really good voices.
Products Placements: British Airways, heinz.
Minutes too long: None.
Deaths: 1 (I think).
Attractive males: Roddy, Le Frog.
Attractive females: Rita.
Best Quote: "High five. Oh, wait".
Highlight: It is really funny and sweet. There are lots of little details and jokes. All the slugs and ninja mimes frogs are really funny.
Lowlight: None.
Score: 9 jacuzzi bubbles out of 10.
Title: Big Nothing.
Genre: Comedy and crime.
Good actors: David Schwmmer, Simon Pegg, Alice Eve.
Products Placements: M+Ms.
Minutes too long: None - it is pretty short.
Deaths: 7.
Attractive males: David Schwimmer, Simon Pegg (?!).
Attractive females: Alice Eve.
Best Quote: "Gus...i think i've made a mistake".
Highlight: It is really twisty and funny and surprising, also the ending is really sweet.
Lowlight: It is lots of coincidences, but it is funny, still. Also, Simon Pegg is really slimy and creepy.
Score: 8 red M+Ms out of 10.
Genre: Cartoon.
Good actors: Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen, Andy Serkis are all really good voices.
Products Placements: British Airways, heinz.
Minutes too long: None.
Deaths: 1 (I think).
Attractive males: Roddy, Le Frog.
Attractive females: Rita.
Best Quote: "High five. Oh, wait".
Highlight: It is really funny and sweet. There are lots of little details and jokes. All the slugs and ninja mimes frogs are really funny.
Lowlight: None.
Score: 9 jacuzzi bubbles out of 10.
Title: Big Nothing.
Genre: Comedy and crime.
Good actors: David Schwmmer, Simon Pegg, Alice Eve.
Products Placements: M+Ms.
Minutes too long: None - it is pretty short.
Deaths: 7.
Attractive males: David Schwimmer, Simon Pegg (?!).
Attractive females: Alice Eve.
Best Quote: "Gus...i think i've made a mistake".
Highlight: It is really twisty and funny and surprising, also the ending is really sweet.
Lowlight: It is lots of coincidences, but it is funny, still. Also, Simon Pegg is really slimy and creepy.
Score: 8 red M+Ms out of 10.
Title: night at the museum!!!!!
Genre: Comedy
Good actors: ricki gervias, steve googan, ben stiller, thje kid, everyone
Minutes too long: exacly right.
Deaths: just the one.
Attractive males: does steve coogan float your boat?
Attractive females: meh.
Best Quote: uh... ill get back yto this one (i woent really)
Highlight: ben stillers third night in the museam (the climax). it is all ace.
Lowlight: it seems like it is taking a while to get going.... but it actually isnt.
okay, basically i really enojoyed this moevie and you shoudli go and see it!!
i didnt get driunk unitil AFTER the movie so you can trust my judgement
Score: 8 eqyption curses out of 10.
Genre: Comedy
Good actors: ricki gervias, steve googan, ben stiller, thje kid, everyone
Minutes too long: exacly right.
Deaths: just the one.
Attractive males: does steve coogan float your boat?
Attractive females: meh.
Best Quote: uh... ill get back yto this one (i woent really)
Highlight: ben stillers third night in the museam (the climax). it is all ace.
Lowlight: it seems like it is taking a while to get going.... but it actually isnt.
okay, basically i really enojoyed this moevie and you shoudli go and see it!!
i didnt get driunk unitil AFTER the movie so you can trust my judgement
Score: 8 eqyption curses out of 10.
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Jimmy:
Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave:
Everything's better!
Puffalump:
Barrier
Steve-Dave:
The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy:
I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave:
Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave:
It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave:
Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave:
His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave:
His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave:
But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave:
Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave:
Thank you
Rayanne Graff:
It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave:
It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave:
Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave:
And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff:
You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave:
Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff:
... in the pants department.
