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hail mary, full of fail

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Πανδώρα

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2^nd May 2020 at 9:32 pm

I need beers and walking and sleeping.
And maybe some cheese on toast.

*burp*

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2^nd May 2020 at 9:33 pm

And to do some exercise. Fat b*tch.

*burp*

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4^th May 2020 at 7:28 pm

Iiiiiiiiiiiiii need to get out of this house.

*burp*

Is feeling like you're actually going to explode a good enough reason to go out driving?
ecause that's what I have and I need to drive and shouty sing it out.

I need something.
All up in my own head and creating scenarios that won't ever happen.
And goddamnit I need to get this person out of my head and having no distraction just keeps them popping on up.

And its not actually having no distractions, I've been painting, and woodworking a hutch door, and a new frontage for the under stairs area and spinning dog hair into yarn but THERE THEY ARE ALL THE DAMN TIME.

Maybe I should just talk to them?
Nah. That would be weird.
And far too easy.
Can't do that.

*burp*

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10^th May 2020 at 3:52 am

Quote: Claire, May 2020

Lisa just give in to your feelings for me it’s fine.

Alas, it is forbidden

I must while away my days alone, never knowing my my fair Clairevs touch, only watching longingly from afar...
#sociallydistancedclaireloveallthetimes

I've somewhat calmed down for now.
Sleep ain't happening, mind. That's become very clear as I can see daylight approaching

Need to get the smelly boy out for a decent wander tomorrow. Today.
Hopefully it will rain and people will stay the f*ck at home.
I'd take him now as I'm up, but he's a lazy sh*te and won't want to.

I literally wouldn't leave my car if I did go out.
I'd just be up and down the ringroad a couple of times and home. But I don't think it would count as a valid journey if I was stopped. Just the thought of being stopped is enough to put me off tbf.
Never been stopped by the police. Would be an experience.
A horrible, terrifying experience...

Anyway. My awkward a*s probably should really fire a message off tomorrow. Though it turns out it has now been a month since I read and didn't reply to their last one. I thought it had only been two weeks. Oops.
(i probably will not message as I won't think of anything to say but we'll see)

Good lord I'm an awkward sh*te.

*burp*

Dinglebutt

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12^th May 2020 at 2:21 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Claire, May 2020

Crossing everything right now and asking my Dad and my Nanna and Lincoln to do their best because now is very worrying and surreal and I hope it isn’t what we think but if it is it’s very very bad.

Crossing a few things here for you, regardless of what it's for

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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12^th May 2020 at 8:04 pm

#alloftheclairelovexx

*burp*

Dinglebutt

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14^th May 2020 at 6:19 pm

I aim to misbehave

Anyone who doesn't feel like ranting (or even screaming at the top of their lungs) at least once a week with everything that's going on, is a psychopath. Rant away, dear Alice... Rant away!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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15^th May 2020 at 5:29 pm

That.
And sleep.
And pizza.

Not actual pizza though, cheesy garlic bread.

*burp*

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19^th May 2020 at 9:40 pm

So I'm past the constant obsession & recurring dreams and onto general anger.

This is good though, because WHAT THE F*CK WAS I EVEN THINKING?

Even if this person were within reach, why the hell would anyone want to be anywhere near this whole mess *gestures to self*
And my dettol habit.

*burp*

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20^th May 2020 at 11:28 pm

Quote: Vel, May 2020

That dream has left me so bloody confused.
Crushes be hard. Ugh.

Innit.

Also I'm a huge mess

Or at the very mildest I could be described as a muddle.

But if anyone out there is in to a saggy Michelin man type persons with poor people skills, baby, here I am

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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6^th Jun 2020 at 7:16 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Vel, Jun 2020

I hate myself.

i wish that you didn't hate yourself, even though i feel fake saying that. Because i
wouldn't say that i hate myself. But i don't like myself.

[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/549604.jpg]

Dinglebutt

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9^th Jun 2020 at 7:07 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Claire, Jun 2020

How long can a human stay in the bath?

17.

Hours? Days? Weeks? Months? Not telling you. But I will say that staying in the bath for 18 is how Prunella Scales got her name. Woman's body is a holy mess under that dress.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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12^th Jun 2020 at 10:19 pm

I wish to live in the bath.

I've had showers this week.
It's just not the same.
But I'm too lazy to get in the bath and all that comes with it.

Hot tubs are the future.
I'm gonna get a hot tub and y'all can some round and bathe with me in my sexless sex pond

*burp*

Dinglebutt

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9^th Jul 2020 at 2:32 pm

I aim to misbehave

After a few previous attempts throughout the years, I have finally made a healthy smoothie which doesn't taste like vomit.

MY NAME IS DINGLEBUTT, KING OF KINGS! LOOK UPON MY SMOOTHIE, YE MIGHTY... AND DESPAIR!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: What's the facebook group called? I couldn't find it...

Jimmy: VR VeteRans https://www.facebook.com/groups/174360109375424/?mibextid=K35XfP

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