Griff

Little Italy - Sadly nothing to do with the Sopranos

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Bonsoir, my name is Griff, which is short for Griffindor, which is short for Gryffindor. This is the same as that house at Hogwarts what Harry Potter is in. J.K. Rowling named the house after me because of my awesomeness. You may have noticed from my greeting that I speak French, and this is because I am in France, where people speak like that. It's OK, but it's not as magnificent as Swindon, which appeared in a Bond film so it must be exciting. If you can tell me which Bond film, you win a 24 carat replica of my right eyebrow. Bye! Mystery Mod STRIKES.

Claire: And now it's over, my life will never be as exciting ever again.

Tig Trager: Okay, now time for my joke:

Tig Trager: Maybe next week they'll cook Spatchcock Baby F*ckey

Tig Trager: (has to be said in an Irish accent for the joke to work)

Tig Trager: okay, I admit, I didn't have a joke lined up. I lied

Claire: I...Barry...I'm disappointed in you.

Tig Trager: I'm disappointed in myself Claire. I'm having an off day.

Claire: Let's hug it out, Bar'.

Claire: It's all going to be ok xxxx

Tig Trager: It's not... If I don't have my humour, what do I have? My massive wang? Sure, selling my Vera Wang dress would make me a lot of money

Tig Trager: Or my huge d*ck? I admit, dancing around the room with my lifesize D*ck Van Dyke figure makes me feel happy, but that happiness never lasts

Tig Trager: And of course there's my giant willy, but the real heart of that movie was the little kid who wanted to Free Willy from his captors, not the whale itself

Tig Trager: And then there's my big penis.

Tig Trager: I have a big penis

Claire: What I'm getting from this is that you have 4 penises...right/wrong?

Tig Trager: Wrong

Tig Trager: I have 4 penii

Bob Flapper: they do make adorable house pets. Children love to play with 'em

Tig Trager: Yeah, but it costs a lot to feed them

Rayanne Graff: (Bye, peace to small trees.)