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Wednesday, the 18th of March, 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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18^th Mar 2009 at 3:35 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page One

The beginning of the end

Marmaduke Twist Well... this is goodbye. I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDN'T CRY!
And I promised more theme days. Still, what are you going to do..?

The Wonginator I'm writing in for the first time to say, the pleasure's been all mine, and that I hereby name this the day, the day of the Mega-Zine.
Only a newby could rhyme "mine" and "Zine".

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Megazine Letters.

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18^th Mar 2009 at 3:35 pm

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Page Two

The last time

So, this is the last letter I'll be sending, for obvious reasons. It's hard to believe I've been writing in for five years, mostly because I've barely wrote in in that time, and most of what I did was unfunny. Ah well, maybe something better will come along, eh?
Haryuu No Hanekata

Well, "unfunny" never stopped me either.

Megazine Letters.

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18^th Mar 2009 at 3:35 pm

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Page Three

Animal cosmetics

Ant-ageing cream: For real veterants.
Leopard Clearasil: Change your spots!
Houndation: For ruff skin.
Bearspray: Favoured by Teddy Boys.
Sea Cower-up: For manatees with vanity. Kangarouge: WARNING: Do not use down under.
And Tail Polish, Panda Eyes, Madagascara, Butterflyliner, Thrush Blush, Mole Kohl...
All rigourously tested on humans!
Vigilante Maelstrom
It wouldn't be 'Zine without a VM list.

Megazine Letters.

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Never out-gunned

As it is the final 'Zine, I have decided to go out with a blaze of glory. Either that or start a highly profitable merchandise option. So, OWA can take the right hand side and I'll take the left, while Mondo goes down the centre with the Bullseye suit and the tactical nuke strapped to him. They'll never take him alive. So, HASTA LA VISTA!
Princess Psycho
Too obvious to say "you've been a blast"?

Megazine Letters.

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18^th Mar 2009 at 3:35 pm

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Page Five

Final msg

If you're seeing Mondo in the dunes you will have no need of the fair maidens. Still, it takes all sorts. It's as well he can't now tell tales. Perhaps at the reunion, eh?
Anyway, for the last time, Bon Voyage.
Daddypoos, Wigan (Aurora Boring Alice)

So many memories Daddypoos...
It's going to cost thousands to remove them.

Megazine Letters.

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18^th Mar 2009 at 3:35 pm

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Poetry mourner

I've been a 'Ziner since 1993, 'Zine makes me feel as hopeful as can be. It was Insane Jam Sow who first mentioned giraffes, 'Zine has made me smile and laugh. I think Banana Flavoured Lemon has a pretty name, I'm proud to be a 'Ziner, I'm not ashamed. 'Ziners give me joy, especially Rude Boy. WLW is witty and not at all thick, and as lovely as Nashreem the magical rain stick.
Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House
There from the start - I salute you.

Edited by LoonyPandora Mar 2009

Megazine Letters.

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18^th Mar 2009 at 3:35 pm

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Page Seven

The last word

How to sum up 16 years of 'Zine... of nothing much, or much of nothing? Much the same really. Having created a place to muse the minutiae and fete the frivolous, we find the Earth has moved and 'Zine is no more. There'll be no more bandwagons or buzzwords, newbies or name dropping, but with a daiquiri in one hoof and a tin of pilchards in the other, I set forth with the knowledge that we all are the better for 'Zine. Friends, farewell.
WLW

Edited by LoonyPandora Mar 2009

Psymon Stark

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18^th Mar 2009 at 5:33 pm

Psymon says.... BITE ME!

Oh great, the final day and we have Daddypoos (Mother Phucker) and a newbie. I knew I should have saved my letter for the last day.

Ah well, thats it now. All over and done with. I have no reason to remain on this site. Goodbye one and all!

Vir prudens non contra ventum mingit

Colin

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18^th Mar 2009 at 5:48 pm

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Migu

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18^th Mar 2009 at 5:51 pm

Yama Yamaha, Moog and a Casio

F*ck

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Bouncebackability

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18^th Mar 2009 at 5:52 pm

Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up

I almost shed a tear then...

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Listen to my student radio station

My Brownies

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Mar 2009 at 6:12 pm

River Phoenix

i'm proud that my poem got on; i love Zine.

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Dr. Harold Shipman

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18^th Mar 2009 at 6:43 pm

Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.

I'm astounded he bothered to print my piece of tripe

Psymon Stark

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18^th Mar 2009 at 6:58 pm

Psymon says.... BITE ME!

Quote: Smashed_Strawberry

i'm proud that my poem got on; i love Zine.

In fairness, with you being the longest reigning 'Ziner it's only fitting you had the last letter, save for a group letter or something like that

Vir prudens non contra ventum mingit

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Mar 2009 at 7:19 pm

River Phoenix

Yeah, that's true. i'm glad the last letter was from a great Ziner.

Well, maybe not a great Ziner, but it would've been depressing if it'd been from one of the rubbish ones.

Alec: I don't know your culinary habits. Yet.

Eddie Wachowski: eep :C

Alec: I mean in a non-stalker, getting to know you way of course

Eddie Wachowski: suuuure you do

Alec: I only have to resort to the stalker-tactics if you get one of those silly restraining orders. And I'm sure the only restraining you'll be doing is of yourself, to stop yourself from jumping me if you ever see me in the street.