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River Phoenix
Happy Cocoa Day and Cliché Day, and happy Lemon Cupcake Day, Bill of Rights Day and Underdog Day for Monday.
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Claire:
And now it's over, my life will never be as exciting ever again.
Tig Trager:
Okay, now time for my joke:
Tig Trager:
Maybe next week they'll cook Spatchcock Baby F*ckey
Tig Trager:
(has to be said in an Irish accent for the joke to work)
Tig Trager:
okay, I admit, I didn't have a joke lined up. I lied
Claire:
I...Barry...I'm disappointed in you.
Tig Trager:
I'm disappointed in myself Claire. I'm having an off day.
Claire:
Let's hug it out, Bar'.
Claire:
It's all going to be ok xxxx
Tig Trager:
It's not... If I don't have my humour, what do I have? My massive wang? Sure, selling my Vera Wang dress would make me a lot of money
Tig Trager:
Or my huge d*ck? I admit, dancing around the room with my lifesize D*ck Van Dyke figure makes me feel happy, but that happiness never lasts
Tig Trager:
And of course there's my giant willy, but the real heart of that movie was the little kid who wanted to Free Willy from his captors, not the whale itself
Tig Trager:
And then there's my big penis.
Tig Trager:
I have a big penis
Claire:
What I'm getting from this is that you have 4 penises...right/wrong?
Tig Trager:
Wrong
Tig Trager:
I have 4 penii
Bob Flapper:
they do make adorable house pets. Children love to play with 'em
Tig Trager:
Yeah, but it costs a lot to feed them
Rayanne Graff:
(Bye, peace to small trees.)
