Things that ruffle your feathers.

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Dissimulation

| 5,667 posts


6th Nov 2008 at 5:50 pm

Dissimulation - My moustache still tastes of your testes!

My moustache still tastes of your testes!

 
Go.

`

| 11,612 posts


6th Nov 2008 at 6:07 pm

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I was walking along with two of my housemates, one's called Big Phil on account of being really tall and the other is Faye who's naturally blonde.
We walked past a guy taller than Big Phil and Faye said 'he's not allowed to be bigger than you Big Phil, you're Big Phil, doesn't it really annoy you when you see people taller than you? If I saw someone who was more naturally blonde than me I'd be well annoyed. What about you George? Would it annoy you if you saw someone who was more.....sarcastic than you?'

I'm so pleased that my sarcasm is my defining feature. (note the sarcasm)

Gob

| 12,021 posts


6th Nov 2008 at 6:46 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
My complete lack of self control when it comes to food :-[

Maeby

| 22,311 posts


6th Nov 2008 at 6:58 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Amy sent me a letter last week.

It still hasn't arrived.
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Hare

| 13,938 posts


6th Nov 2008 at 7:30 pm

Hare -

 
Quote: biggaginge
My complete lack of self control when it comes to food :-[


seconded.
never be skinny at this rate

also grease, knocked the drip tray off the george formby on the floor
complete b*st*rd to get up
*burp*

Gob

| 12,021 posts


6th Nov 2008 at 8:37 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: melfina
Quote: biggaginge
My complete lack of self control when it comes to food  :-[


seconded.
never be skinny at this rate

also grease, knocked the drip tray off the george formby on the floor
complete b*st*rd to get up


See I went to get milk and bread, came out with a 150g bag of S&V crisps and a pack of cookies. The crisps were ate within minutes and half the pack of cookies is gone :-[ No amount of gym work will help my self control

the doc

| 21,148 posts


6th Nov 2008 at 8:41 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Fear not big guy, I cannae control meself either when I get a munch on these days.

Eating stuff rocks, especially when it's meat
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

the doc

| 21,148 posts


6th Nov 2008 at 8:41 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Or huge bags of Doritos after a pizza or steak :-[
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Migu

| 16,689 posts


6th Nov 2008 at 8:44 pm

Migu - Yama Yamaha, Moog and a Casio

Yama Yamaha, Moog and a Casio

 

Maeby

| 22,311 posts


6th Nov 2008 at 8:45 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
"Sweetheart"?! We barely even SPOKE in GCSEs, and even then it was you and Peter Barker being, well, tittish.

I find that a bit over-familiar, even if you are just trying to be friendly.
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Tobias Fünke

| 4,724 posts


6th Nov 2008 at 8:48 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
"Sweetheart"?! We barely even SPOKE in GCSEs, and even then it was you and Peter Barker being, well, tittish.

I find that a bit over-familiar, even if you are just trying to be friendly.


I'll kick him in the c*nt, worry not.
Analrapist.

Maeby

| 22,311 posts


6th Nov 2008 at 8:53 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
I wouldn't, he's 3rd best in the UK at judo...

Don't worry, he's got a girlfriend and was just enquiring about whether I was ok mood-wise. Weirdo
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Tobias Fünke

| 4,724 posts


6th Nov 2008 at 8:56 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
Kung Fu > Jewdo.
Analrapist.

Gob

| 12,021 posts


6th Nov 2008 at 8:57 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
I wouldn't, he's 3rd best in the UK at judo...

Don't worry, he's got a girlfriend and was just enquiring about whether I was ok mood-wise. Weirdo


Jew Dough? So he's good at making cheap bread and grappling, I bet the c*nt couldnt take a hurling stick to the chops.

Maeby

| 22,311 posts


6th Nov 2008 at 8:59 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
No-one could from you, Phil. Scott, however, is a pussy. I know how to get him writing on the floor with just a finger*. And no, it's no place rude


*A tongue is more effective though
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess



 
 
Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.
Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.
the doc: Wow, a proper old head
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.
satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.
Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.
satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.
satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.
Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...
I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD
I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD
Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years
Maeby: JIM!
the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight
the doc: Straws ^
the doc: *whistles*
the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then
Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

 

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