I was walking along with two of my housemates, one's called Big Phil on account of being really tall and the other is Faye who's naturally blonde. We walked past a guy taller than Big Phil and Faye said 'he's not allowed to be bigger than you Big Phil, you're Big Phil, doesn't it really annoy you when you see people taller than you? If I saw someone who was more naturally blonde than me I'd be well annoyed. What about you George? Would it annoy you if you saw someone who was more.....sarcastic than you?'
I'm so pleased that my sarcasm is my defining feature. (note the sarcasm)
My complete lack of self control when it comes to food :-[
seconded. never be skinny at this rate
also grease, knocked the drip tray off the george formby on the floor complete b*st*rd to get up
See I went to get milk and bread, came out with a 150g bag of S&V crisps and a pack of cookies. The crisps were ate within minutes and half the pack of cookies is gone :-[ No amount of gym work will help my self control