Things that get on your tits somewhat.

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Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 1:40 am

Chris Kamara -

 
A new thread for the angry ones amongst you.

Obelisk the Tormentor

| 12,281 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 1:51 am

Obelisk the Tormentor - TOOOOORMENT!!

TOOOOORMENT!!

 
fine choice of thread name there, mr sarah

Dr Namgge

| 14,540 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 1:55 am

Dr Namgge -

 
This thread name got me excited for a second.

Thus this threads name f*cks me off ¬¬
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

[quote author=Enigmatic_Shrew link=1211581932/1455#1468 date=1216676278]You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.[/quote]

Hare

| 14,191 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 2:09 am

Hare -

 
¬_¬

my house is not dirty.

if you feel that way about it you won't be wanting to come round, will you?

oh, unless i give you head, brilliant trade off there, you ignore the dirt & so would i

i talk to some f*cking weirdos
*burp*

Colin

| 10,038 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 7:59 am

Colin -

 
The thread title
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Snowflake

| 11,898 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 8:21 am

Snowflake - Lady Lobschter

Lady Lobschter

 
My dad's become Mr Paranoid and now sets his house alarm before he goes to bed.

Dad going to bed a few hours later than everyone else and waking hours earlier invloves being woken numerous times every night.

Need...to....get....out.....
self-confessed spamaholic

about as useful as trying to put the pin back in the grenade

Me and Matt - King and Queen lobster spam team!!

Graham

| 5,551 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 10:16 am

Graham - Your mother is a ball point pen thief.

Your mother is a ball point pen thief.

 
Juesus f*cking christ....4am?!

Look, you and him aren't getting on. For f*ck's sake, don't come crying home with the baby each time it gets a bit hairy. You're both immature spastics so already on the same wavelength to some extent - TALK TO EACH OTHER. Otherwise you'll be moving back in and i'll be moving back out, or killing someone.

F*cking tw*ts, hate the pair of you.
Quote: Barry Duffman, Aug 2008
it still doesnt make sense! He's talking about putting potatoes in cement to cook them!!

Animal

| 32,544 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 10:35 am

Animal -

 
F*CK ME!


1200 quid has vanished out of my account.

WTF?

I know how much I have spent recently and at the most it couldnt have come to more than 700, to 750, clearing a few bills and what not, covering a backlog on rent, thanks to some confusion with Opal. So, where the hell has the other 4/500 gone to?


I'm so very f*cking screwed.
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Maeby

| 22,373 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 12:20 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Check your statements?
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Gob

| 12,043 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 12:26 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
The Max Payne fillum loooks shiiiite and since when did he battle monsters?

Captain Stupendo

| 2,226 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 12:35 pm

Captain Stupendo - snarf!

snarf!

 
Its raining AGAIN! This is officially the worst summer I have ever seen, good side is that all the ruddy emmets are b*ggering off.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

Animal

| 32,544 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 1:06 pm

Animal -

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Check your statements?

Wayyyy ahead of you, was checking online banking, its the lovely, unique way my bank system works, it seems. The money I payed in, despite showing as balance, wasn't registered as available, balance, however their still seems to be some discrepancy, since the available amount hasn't increased in comparison with how much I put in my account... Slightly less worried, but still a bit narked.
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,544 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 1:06 pm

Animal -

 
Quote: biggaginge
The Max Payne fillum loooks shiiiite and since when did he battle monsters?
Do what now?
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,544 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 1:10 pm

Animal -

 
Quote: girlpants
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Check your statements?

Wayyyy ahead of you, was checking online banking, its the lovely, unique way my bank system works, it seems. The money I payed in, despite showing as balance, wasn't registered as available, balance, however their still seems to be some discrepancy, since the available amount hasn't increased in comparison with how much I put in my account... Slightly less worried, but still a bit narked.

Balls, looked like I may have actually over-estimated my balance, Ah well, I have another hundred quid to put in over the coming few weeks. Plus, all going well I'll be on a much higher pay bracket in a few weeks. (once again, cheers Phil... Now, I wonder how close I can tie my potential resignation in with Andy's just for the comedy effect... What would be better is if they were firing bratley too.. Though that's never going to happen, sadly for the guys being left behind.)
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Migu

| 16,689 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 5:35 pm

Migu - Yama Yamaha, Moog and a Casio

Yama Yamaha, Moog and a Casio

 
The taste of my breath when I just wake up D: Even if it's just a nap, it tastes ming.
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Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave: Thank you
Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave: And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff: You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave: Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.

 

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