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Aug 2nd, 2008, 8:48pm
 

Basically, I'm talking A Partridge Amongst the Pigeons territory here.

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Reply #1 - Aug 2nd, 2008, 8:50pm
 

Michael Fish: Catch of the Day

Albatross Biscuits

Oxfam SEX


The last two aren't puns, but they should exist because I want a laugh and am tips.y



 
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On a more serious note, we have Go Get Dom, why not Let's Con Dom?





 
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Reply #3 - Aug 5th, 2008, 11:05am
 

Man I've been wrecking my brains but the only one I can think of is Princess Die



 
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The Cheeses and Dairy Chain



 
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Reply #5 - Aug 5th, 2008, 11:36am
 

I always thought of opening a takeaway called Dexy's Midnight Suppers



 
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I want to have a hardware shop called 'We Got Wood'.



 
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Grin Grin it still doesnt make sense! He's talking about putting potatoes in cement to cook them!! Grin Grin
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a company which produces ultra-durable awnings

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Reply #8 - Aug 5th, 2008, 4:24pm
 

a double free lesson was once spent by me and my friends making up TV shows, the most memorable of which being a show in which Buzz Aldrin is anally raped. It's called Never Mind The Cocks, Buzz.



 
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Cant cook, wont dance wrote on Aug 5th, 2008, 3:16pm:
a company which produces ultra-durable awnings

Hard Awns

Doesn't work in my accent Sad



 
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Reply #10 - Aug 5th, 2008, 10:38pm
 

nor in mine, it sounds like a type of confectionery.



 
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Reply #11 - Aug 5th, 2008, 10:46pm
 

really? hhmmmm

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Maybe it just sounds right in my sexy irish accent



 
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Reply #12 - Aug 5th, 2008, 10:46pm
 

A Polish Ceramics shop. Pol Pots



 


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Reply #13 - Aug 5th, 2008, 10:48pm
 

I was always dissappointed that Xtra-Vision wasnt a chain of opticians



 
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An Australian Bar and Grill called Caroline Grills.  Cheesy



 


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