because universities and such might block a site where it's mentioned so frequently

Dr Monsignor Larvell Jones MD wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2008, 1:21pm:

That f*cking filter has been p*ssing me off for ages  

Am i the only person who goes to a uni where, not only is the word "p*rn" not filtered out nor causes blockages of websites, im free to go on any website i wish, including p*rn sites (not that i do....well aside from the yaoi ones)

Darren, become a rent boy.
The logic is flawless. You start off pleasing business men who don't want to admit to their wives, children and coworkers that they're shirt-lifters, and have hollow and ultimately unfulfilling lives because they're lying to themselves.
Then you begin to get a better class of depressed businessman, and you work your way slowly up the ranks. Eventually you'll get b*ggered by a high-ranking politician of some form. Get proof - find out how rape clinics get samples and chum up to someone who'll analyse for you - then sell your story to the papers. Earn millions.

I like the last two ideas best, so long as you replace rent boy with gigolo.

My behind is an exit, not an entrance.

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Have a go at this record. Drumming for 100 hours. He's done 63 so far.