The Perfect VRer

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Dr Namgge

| 14,540 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 9:27 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: Rebel_Fairy
Quote: Dr_Namgge
Quote: Lemony_Zester
If you were comfortable with your sexuality, you would do this. And the idea is to make someone out of the ideal body parts.


I'm comfortable with my sexuality, but I'm not doing this, if only because I would have no way of ever saying "VRer A has nicer lips than VRer B", because I don't actually care for lips

Same's true of many other parts listed here. Not fussed by hair, or noses, or arms. Can't say I ever even notice them in pics.

however, £10 says nothing about me features on anyone's serious list


Can I join you on the list of no-hopers?


Yes you may.

You can be the breasts



... oh wait. Sh*t.
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I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

[quote author=Enigmatic_Shrew link=1211581932/1455#1468 date=1216676278]You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.[/quote]

Colin

| 10,038 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 9:28 pm

Colin -

 
Quote: Rebel_Fairy
Quote: Dr_Namgge
Quote: Lemony_Zester
If you were comfortable with your sexuality, you would do this. And the idea is to make someone out of the ideal body parts.


I'm comfortable with my sexuality, but I'm not doing this, if only because I would have no way of ever saying "VRer A has nicer lips than VRer B", because I don't actually care for lips

Same's true of many other parts listed here. Not fussed by hair, or noses, or arms. Can't say I ever even notice them in pics.

however, £10 says nothing about me features on anyone's serious list


Can I join you on the list of no-hopers?

We could make a Worst-fect VRer

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Skin tone - Scott
Physical Strength - Andy



If Andy is stronger than me or Martin, I'll eat my own face


It's not who's strongest, just who's got the most appealing Physical Strength.

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And I don't like bodies.
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Snowflake

| 11,898 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 9:31 pm

Snowflake - Lady Lobschter

Lady Lobschter

 
Quote: Dr_Namgge
Quote: Rebel_Fairy
Quote: Dr_Namgge
Quote: Lemony_Zester
If you were comfortable with your sexuality, you would do this. And the idea is to make someone out of the ideal body parts.


I'm comfortable with my sexuality, but I'm not doing this, if only because I would have no way of ever saying "VRer A has nicer lips than VRer B", because I don't actually care for lips

Same's true of many other parts listed here. Not fussed by hair, or noses, or arms. Can't say I ever even notice them in pics.

however, £10 says nothing about me features on anyone's serious list


Can I join you on the list of no-hopers?


Yes you may.

You can be the breasts



... oh wait. sh*t.


Breasts not included on the list. And I'm quite proud of my rack ta
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Dr Namgge

| 14,540 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 9:34 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: Rebel_Fairy
Breasts not included on the list.
Quote: Lemony_Zester
So, the parts (male and female) you must pick are:

Hair,
Eyes,
Nose,
Mouth,
[highlight]Chest,[/highlight]
Arms,
Bottom,
Legs,
Feet,
Skin tone,
Physical Strength.

Quote: Rebel_Fairy
And I'm quite proud of my rack ta


I know, it shows.

if only...
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

[quote author=Enigmatic_Shrew link=1211581932/1455#1468 date=1216676278]You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.[/quote]

Snowflake

| 11,898 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 9:38 pm

Snowflake - Lady Lobschter

Lady Lobschter

 
Haha play nice you!
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Carpet Remnant

| 11,626 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 9:39 pm

Carpet Remnant -

 
I'm not joining in for the same reason I'm not doing a fantasy festival, I'm too lazy :-[

Though I'm honoured my nose has been mentioned.

Dr Namgge

| 14,540 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 9:41 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: Rebel_Fairy
Haha play nice you!


Me? Be nice? A man of my known reputation? When we're having a discussion about body parts? With my heavy emphasise on the sins of the flesh?

Why would you think I'd be anything but?
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

[quote author=Enigmatic_Shrew link=1211581932/1455#1468 date=1216676278]You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.[/quote]

Maeby

| 22,373 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 10:25 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Bahhhh. Good lord, it's only a bit of fun. Just pick random names.
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Bellatrixa

| 6,330 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 10:42 pm

 
Quote: thelostdude

We could make a Worst-fect VRer  


I thought that was just me SEE THERE'S ALREADY ONE! i can has trophy nao plz?

Turtle

| 3,404 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 10:52 pm

 
How do you pick the one with the best feet? I think I've only seen Amy's and Alice's due to shoe shopping.

Maeby

| 22,373 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 10:53 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Guess. Depends on whether you want dainty and stuff. Or smelly feet. Pick someone whom you know who washes.
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Dr Namgge

| 14,540 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 11:09 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Bahhhh. Good lord, it's only a bit of fun. Just pick random names.


F*ck you! Us ugly and single types need to carefully think this through so we can say who it is we actually like, without spilling the beans so we don't get hurt if they don't think the same. Just cos you can't have the ideal because you're with someone, doesn't mean those of us who are single should copy your technique.
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

[quote author=Enigmatic_Shrew link=1211581932/1455#1468 date=1216676278]You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.[/quote]

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 11:12 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Jesus tittybanging Christ.

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 11:15 pm

Albi The Racist Dragon -

 
I should point out all single people do not share Stuart's insanity.
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Turtle

| 3,404 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 11:15 pm

 
Quote: Dr_Namgge
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Bahhhh. Good lord, it's only a bit of fun. Just pick random names.


f*ck you! Us ugly and single types need to carefully think this through so we can say who it is we actually like, without spilling the beans so we don't get hurt if they don't think the same. Just cos you can't have the ideal because you're with someone, doesn't mean those of us who are single should copy your technique.

Oh my god.
Shut up. Its a game, no one is going to be all 'OMG THAT Thing DOESN'T LIKE MY HAIR. FAIL.'


 
 
Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave: Thank you
Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave: And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff: You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave: Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.

 

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