The Perfect VRer

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Dr Namgge

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21st Jul 2008 at 8:27 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: Rebel_Fairy
Quote: Dr_Namgge
Quote: Lemony_Zester
If you were comfortable with your sexuality, you would do this. And the idea is to make someone out of the ideal body parts.


I'm comfortable with my sexuality, but I'm not doing this, if only because I would have no way of ever saying "VRer A has nicer lips than VRer B", because I don't actually care for lips

Same's true of many other parts listed here. Not fussed by hair, or noses, or arms. Can't say I ever even notice them in pics.

however, £10 says nothing about me features on anyone's serious list


Can I join you on the list of no-hopers?


Yes you may.

You can be the breasts



... oh wait. Sh*t.
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I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

[quote author=Enigmatic_Shrew link=1211581932/1455#1468 date=1216676278]You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.[/quote]

Colin

| 10,038 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 8:28 pm

Colin -

 
Quote: Rebel_Fairy
Quote: Dr_Namgge
Quote: Lemony_Zester
If you were comfortable with your sexuality, you would do this. And the idea is to make someone out of the ideal body parts.


I'm comfortable with my sexuality, but I'm not doing this, if only because I would have no way of ever saying "VRer A has nicer lips than VRer B", because I don't actually care for lips

Same's true of many other parts listed here. Not fussed by hair, or noses, or arms. Can't say I ever even notice them in pics.

however, £10 says nothing about me features on anyone's serious list


Can I join you on the list of no-hopers?

We could make a Worst-fect VRer

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Skin tone - Scott
Physical Strength - Andy



If Andy is stronger than me or Martin, I'll eat my own face


It's not who's strongest, just who's got the most appealing Physical Strength.

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And I don't like bodies.
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Snowflake

| 11,898 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 8:31 pm

Snowflake - Lady Lobschter

Lady Lobschter

 
Quote: Dr_Namgge
Quote: Rebel_Fairy
Quote: Dr_Namgge
Quote: Lemony_Zester
If you were comfortable with your sexuality, you would do this. And the idea is to make someone out of the ideal body parts.


I'm comfortable with my sexuality, but I'm not doing this, if only because I would have no way of ever saying "VRer A has nicer lips than VRer B", because I don't actually care for lips

Same's true of many other parts listed here. Not fussed by hair, or noses, or arms. Can't say I ever even notice them in pics.

however, £10 says nothing about me features on anyone's serious list


Can I join you on the list of no-hopers?


Yes you may.

You can be the breasts



... oh wait. sh*t.


Breasts not included on the list. And I'm quite proud of my rack ta
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Dr Namgge

| 14,540 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 8:34 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: Rebel_Fairy
Breasts not included on the list.
Quote: Lemony_Zester
So, the parts (male and female) you must pick are:

Hair,
Eyes,
Nose,
Mouth,
[highlight]Chest,[/highlight]
Arms,
Bottom,
Legs,
Feet,
Skin tone,
Physical Strength.

Quote: Rebel_Fairy
And I'm quite proud of my rack ta


I know, it shows.

if only...
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

[quote author=Enigmatic_Shrew link=1211581932/1455#1468 date=1216676278]You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.[/quote]

Snowflake

| 11,898 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 8:38 pm

Snowflake - Lady Lobschter

Lady Lobschter

 
Haha play nice you!
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about as useful as trying to put the pin back in the grenade

Me and Matt - King and Queen lobster spam team!!

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| 11,612 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 8:39 pm

` -

 
I'm not joining in for the same reason I'm not doing a fantasy festival, I'm too lazy :-[

Though I'm honoured my nose has been mentioned.

Dr Namgge

| 14,540 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 8:41 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: Rebel_Fairy
Haha play nice you!


Me? Be nice? A man of my known reputation? When we're having a discussion about body parts? With my heavy emphasise on the sins of the flesh?

Why would you think I'd be anything but?
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

[quote author=Enigmatic_Shrew link=1211581932/1455#1468 date=1216676278]You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.[/quote]

Maeby

| 22,309 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 9:25 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Bahhhh. Good lord, it's only a bit of fun. Just pick random names.
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Bellatrixa

| 6,330 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 9:42 pm

 
Quote: thelostdude

We could make a Worst-fect VRer  


I thought that was just me SEE THERE'S ALREADY ONE! i can has trophy nao plz?

Turtle

| 3,404 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 9:52 pm

 
How do you pick the one with the best feet? I think I've only seen Amy's and Alice's due to shoe shopping.

Maeby

| 22,309 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 9:53 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Guess. Depends on whether you want dainty and stuff. Or smelly feet. Pick someone whom you know who washes.
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Dr Namgge

| 14,540 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 10:09 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Bahhhh. Good lord, it's only a bit of fun. Just pick random names.


F*ck you! Us ugly and single types need to carefully think this through so we can say who it is we actually like, without spilling the beans so we don't get hurt if they don't think the same. Just cos you can't have the ideal because you're with someone, doesn't mean those of us who are single should copy your technique.
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

[quote author=Enigmatic_Shrew link=1211581932/1455#1468 date=1216676278]You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.[/quote]

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 10:12 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Jesus tittybanging Christ.

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 10:15 pm

Albi The Racist Dragon -

 
I should point out all single people do not share Stuart's insanity.
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Turtle

| 3,404 posts


21st Jul 2008 at 10:15 pm

 
Quote: Dr_Namgge
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Bahhhh. Good lord, it's only a bit of fun. Just pick random names.


f*ck you! Us ugly and single types need to carefully think this through so we can say who it is we actually like, without spilling the beans so we don't get hurt if they don't think the same. Just cos you can't have the ideal because you're with someone, doesn't mean those of us who are single should copy your technique.

Oh my god.
Shut up. Its a game, no one is going to be all 'OMG THAT Thing DOESN'T LIKE MY HAIR. FAIL.'


 
 
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