The Perfect VRer

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Maeby

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21st Jul 2008 at 6:11 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

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Man and Woman.

Basically, we make one of each using various components from VR's constituents. You can only use one person's bits once, although a man's bits can make up a woman's body, and vice versa.

At the end, I'll tot up the results for each body part and the one with the most votes, gets to be part of the perfect VRer.

So, the parts (male and female) you must pick are:

Hair,
Eyes,
Nose,
Mouth,
Chest,
Arms,
Bottom,
Legs,
Feet,
Skin tone,
Physical Strength.

Edited by Maeby Jul 2008
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Albert Johanneson

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21st Jul 2008 at 6:14 pm

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Skin tone - Scott
Physical Strength - Andy

Gob

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21st Jul 2008 at 6:18 pm

Gob - Come on!

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Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Skin tone - Scott
Physical Strength - Andy



If Andy is stronger than me or Martin, I'll eat my own face

Maeby

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21st Jul 2008 at 6:18 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

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You've got to pick all categories...
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Albert Johanneson

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21st Jul 2008 at 6:19 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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Quote: biggaginge
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Skin tone - Scott
Physical Strength - Andy



If Andy is stronger than me or Martin, I'll eat my own face


The lad is monumentally strong for someone of his size. In size:strength ratio he'd beat you both, but i'm not sure about outright power obviously.

And yes Alice, but picking a mans legs or eyes other than my own is mad gay.

Maeby

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21st Jul 2008 at 6:21 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

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Well pick girls then!

You have to make a woman, a man, or both! Tsch.

Or a really butch lesbian.
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Albert Johanneson

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21st Jul 2008 at 6:23 pm

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Oh, perfect VR girl.

Sarah.

Or do i have to pick different parts?

(Emma is engaged, so i'm leaving her off the list).

Maeby

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21st Jul 2008 at 6:25 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

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You have to pick different parts else Sarah would win, hands down. Didn't you read the rules?!
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Albert Johanneson

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21st Jul 2008 at 6:26 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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Quote: Lemony_Zester
You have to pick different parts else Sarah would win, hands down. Didn't you read the rules?!

Yeah but that's just assembling something poorer than an already finished specimen.

Gob

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21st Jul 2008 at 6:27 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: biggaginge
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Skin tone - Scott
Physical Strength - Andy



If Andy is stronger than me or Martin, I'll eat my own face  


The lad is monumentally strong for someone of his size.  In size:strength ratio he'd beat you both, but i'm not sure about outright power obviously.

And yes Alice, but picking a mans legs or eyes other than my own is mad gay.


I think that could be a competition in its own right :p

Annie

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21st Jul 2008 at 6:37 pm

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if there's no tummy then I have no hope

Maeby

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21st Jul 2008 at 6:39 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

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If you were comfortable with your sexuality, you would do this. And the idea is to make someone out of the ideal body parts. For example, mine people would be:

Girl
Hair ~ Lisa
Eyes ~ Joel
Nose ~ Tabby
Mouth ~ Antonia (she's here in our hearts )
Chest ~ Amy
Arms ~ David James
Bottom ~ Emma 37th
Legs ~ Rox
Feet ~ Claire Leopard
Skin tone ~ Denesha
Physical Strength ~ Deb

Boy
Hair ~ Alan
Eyes ~ Lucy Jingle
Nose ~ George
Mouth ~ Scott
Chest ~ Martin Alderman
Arms ~ Jamie
Bottom ~ Dan
Legs ~ Thomas Seepgood
Feet ~ Mark
Skin tone ~ Andy
Physical Strength ~ Dot Phil
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Dr Namgge

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21st Jul 2008 at 8:03 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
If you were comfortable with your sexuality, you would do this. And the idea is to make someone out of the ideal body parts.


I'm comfortable with my sexuality, but I'm not doing this, if only because I would have no way of ever saying "VRer A has nicer lips than VRer B", because I don't actually care for lips

Same's true of many other parts listed here. Not fussed by hair, or noses, or arms. Can't say I ever even notice them in pics.

however, £10 says nothing about me features on anyone's serious list
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the doc

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21st Jul 2008 at 8:10 pm

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What's a little sin to see us through?

 
The bloke's legs should totally be mine
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Snowflake

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21st Jul 2008 at 8:18 pm

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Quote: Dr_Namgge
Quote: Lemony_Zester
If you were comfortable with your sexuality, you would do this. And the idea is to make someone out of the ideal body parts.


I'm comfortable with my sexuality, but I'm not doing this, if only because I would have no way of ever saying "VRer A has nicer lips than VRer B", because I don't actually care for lips

Same's true of many other parts listed here. Not fussed by hair, or noses, or arms. Can't say I ever even notice them in pics.

however, £10 says nothing about me features on anyone's serious list


Can I join you on the list of no-hopers?
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