Things that go f*ck in the night...and day

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Maeby

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23rd May 2008 at 11:32 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
That filled quickly.

I meant to say, That Thing: don't think and then it'll be better because you can blame it all on not thinking.

Edited by Maeby May 2008
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Albert Johanneson

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23rd May 2008 at 11:34 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
That filled quickly.

That's what she said

Dr Namgge

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23rd May 2008 at 11:35 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
That filled quickly.

I meant to say, That Thing: don't think and then it'll be better because you can blame it all on not thinking.


best advice ever!!1 *applauds slowly*

well at least I don't hate myself anymore. Just my life.

Ah well, I can stop thinking now, woo!

/me does not know if this is an emo post, or a sarcastic post.
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

[quote author=Enigmatic_Shrew link=1211581932/1455#1468 date=1216676278]You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.[/quote]

Dr Namgge

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23rd May 2008 at 11:36 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: Lemony_Zester
That filled quickly.

That's what she said

story of my life that.
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

[quote author=Enigmatic_Shrew link=1211581932/1455#1468 date=1216676278]You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.[/quote]

Maeby

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23rd May 2008 at 11:38 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: Lemony_Zester
That filled quickly.

That's what she said


Not good to boast about premature ejaculation, Danny boy.
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


23rd May 2008 at 11:39 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: Lemony_Zester
That filled quickly.

That's what she said


Not good to boast about premature ejaculation, Danny boy.


au contraire, it implies that it's not good for one to have a shallow m*nge when the partner has massively potent b*ll*cks.

Maeby

| 22,373 posts


23rd May 2008 at 11:41 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Nothing wrong with a selective vagina- having stuff spewing in it isnt' the most pleasant scenario anyway. Would you like it? No. But that's because you don't have a vaghina. Ha.
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Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Dissimulation

| 5,667 posts


23rd May 2008 at 11:41 pm

Dissimulation - My moustache still tastes of your testes!

My moustache still tastes of your testes!

 
Like filling a thimble with a hosepipe.

Dr Namgge

| 14,540 posts


23rd May 2008 at 11:44 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: Dissimulation
Like filling a thimble with a hosepipe.


no don't be stupid.

You couldn't poissible fit a hospipe in a thimble. The Thimble would fit up the hosepipe, no way it could be done in reverse

/me actually got what you meant, but is just trying to amuse himself, so bleh
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

[quote author=Enigmatic_Shrew link=1211581932/1455#1468 date=1216676278]You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.[/quote]

Gob

| 12,043 posts


23rd May 2008 at 11:44 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: Lemony_Zester
That filled quickly.

That's what she said


Not good to boast about premature ejaculation, Danny boy.


au contraire, it implies that it's not good for one to have a shallow m*nge when the partner has massively potent b*ll*cks.


Like two spacehoppers they are.

Maeby

| 22,373 posts


23rd May 2008 at 11:44 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
It could hurt, did you ever think of that? Imagine if you were designed for having stuff shoved into you? POW! POW! POW!

That's not something that's not good without preparation.
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Dr Namgge

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23rd May 2008 at 11:45 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: biggaginge
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: Lemony_Zester
That filled quickly.

That's what she said


Not good to boast about premature ejaculation, Danny boy.


au contraire, it implies that it's not good for one to have a shallow m*nge when the partner has massively potent b*ll*cks.


Like two spacehoppers they are.


I worry that you know about the condition of his b*ll*cks.
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

[quote author=Enigmatic_Shrew link=1211581932/1455#1468 date=1216676278]You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.[/quote]

Maeby

| 22,373 posts


23rd May 2008 at 11:48 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Who deosn't know about the,?
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Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Gob

| 12,043 posts


23rd May 2008 at 11:49 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: Dr_Namgge
Quote: biggaginge
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: Lemony_Zester
That filled quickly.


That's what she said


Not good to boast about premature ejaculation, Danny boy.


au contraire, it implies that it's not good for one to have a shallow m*nge when the partner has massively potent b*ll*cks.


Like two spacehoppers they are.


I worry that you know about the condition of his b*ll*cks.


Real MEN always know the state of other mens tackle, you can see it in there stance, like a man who can cross is legs has testicles like skittles (the sweets)


Gob

| 12,043 posts


23rd May 2008 at 11:50 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: biggaginge
Quote: Dr_Namgge
Quote: biggaginge
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: Lemony_Zester
That filled quickly.


That's what she said


Not good to boast about premature ejaculation, Danny boy.


au contraire, it implies that it's not good for one to have a shallow m*nge when the partner has massively potent b*ll*cks.


Like two spacehoppers they are.


I worry that you know about the condition of his b*ll*cks.


Real MEN always know the state of other mens tackle, you can see it in there stance, like a man who can cross is legs has testicles like skittles (the sweets)




I cannot cross my legs.


 
 
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