The Thread That Lived (1,000% NSSW at least)

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Griff

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9th Jun 2009 at 1:47 am

Griff - (indoors)

(indoors)

 
Quote: scarlet
- zzzzzzzzwing! zzzzzwing! zzzzzzzzzzzzwing!
- okay, that's it, you are NOT getting any tonight
- zzzzzwing! okay love, zzzzzzzzwing! zwing! CLANG! zwing! CLANG! CLANG! zzzzzzzzzzzzzwing!


Would make for an "interesting" and by interesting I mean disgusting devil's threesome...

- I am your father! D:::::
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Penn

| 10,658 posts


17th Jun 2009 at 3:11 pm

Penn -

 
Bloody hell, I've drank almost 2 litres of water today. Thats probably the most amount of water I've drank since that time I nearly drowned.

But thats a far less interesting story than me drinking 2l of water today
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Jewbacca

| 6,720 posts


17th Jun 2009 at 3:36 pm

Jewbacca - Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

 
Long ago people used to be tortured to death by being forced to drink water until their stomach ruptured. Apparently it was quite painful.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_cure
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Dr. Harold Shipman

| 10,547 posts


17th Jun 2009 at 3:47 pm

Dr. Harold Shipman - Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.

Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.

 
Quote: farmer_jack
Who's post count would go down the most if I deleted the thread?

Also, who's prepared to stump up the cash to stop me? I reckon us hard-working mods deserve a nice wad of cash each, and this could be the way to do it.


To answer your first question, probably me.

Hare

| 13,939 posts


19th Jun 2009 at 8:42 pm

Hare -

 
any one for a milk cheetos sweeto?
*burp*

Jewbacca

| 6,720 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 1:58 am

Jewbacca - Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

 
[http://i33.tinypic.com/4nsqo]

Edited by Obelisk the Tormentor Jul 2009
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Hare

| 13,939 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 4:08 am

Hare -

 
woopwhoopwhoopwhoop whoopwhoopwhoop
*burp*

Hare

| 13,939 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 4:09 am

Hare -

 
i am very much nnot tired any more

convenient time for this thread to be brought to my attention
*burp*

Hare

| 13,939 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 4:14 am

Hare -

 
the time is... 05.09
the temperature is... 12
the weather is... Mostly Cloudy
the temperature will be... 20-11
this is... York, GBR

Thursday will bring... Sprinkles
the temperature will be... 20-13

Friday will bring... Showers
the temperature will be... 17-12

Saturday will bring... AM Rain
the temperature will be... 19-11

the time is now... 05.13
*burp*

Hare

| 13,939 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 4:18 am

Hare -

 
the hamster is... awake

my cactus has... a large knob
it also has... a small knob
and... a moustache

ii may well go... to leeds later

this will be to buy... fern.

this will be... the highlight of my day.
*burp*

Hare

| 13,939 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 4:19 am

Hare -

 
i am now... going back to sleep.

goodnight VR, may you have many viewings of Home Alone 2, Lost in New York ahead of you
*burp*

Jewbacca

| 6,720 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 8:05 am

Jewbacca - Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

 
Quote: xdow, Jul 2009
woopwhoopwhoopwhoop whoopwhoopwhoop

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Hare

| 13,939 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 10:37 am

Hare -

 
i tried putting it as my background but vista is gay and won't allow such things

and damnit. i would have been sat here saying that for weeks.
*burp*

Jewbacca

| 6,720 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 1:44 pm

Jewbacca - Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

 
[http://i33.tinypic.com/4nsqo]

woopwhoopwhoopwhoop whoopwhoopwhoop
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Hare

| 13,939 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 3:30 pm

Hare -

 
you're never going to get a husband by being sarcastic.
*burp*


 
 
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