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Lisbeth Salander

| 20,646 posts

14^th May 2007 at 4:18 pm

*raises eyebrow*

F*cked. My exam is on Thursday, and I am totally and utterly F*CKED!

I covet your breasts.

Wife of Amy, sex goddess

Annie

| 11,457 posts

14^th May 2007 at 4:40 pm

duuuuude! like, whoooooa!

humiliated

"could you please put some music on next time?" :-[

words :: pictures

Kaneda

| 874 posts

14^th May 2007 at 4:42 pm

"twin ceramic rotar drives on each wheel"

Quote: Velouria

F*cked. My exam is on Thursday, and I am totally and utterly F*CKED!

Think positive and it will be grand, thats what i do.

Everything always works out in the end.

She played such a sweet rusty trombone, she brought a tear to my eye.

Josef Fritzl

| 23,984 posts

14^th May 2007 at 4:46 pm

You and me. Basement. Now.

Tired. Not ideal when I might need to stay up all night :/

My daughter can count herself lucky that she wasn't a fitty

Dr Namgge

| 14,540 posts

14^th May 2007 at 5:48 pm

failurriffic

yes I made that word up

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I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!
[quote author=Enigmatic_Shrew link=1211581932/1455#1468 date=1216676278]You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.[/quote]

Forever Retro

| 9,500 posts

14^th May 2007 at 6:24 pm

EXTREME!

Motivated!

[http://imagegen.last.fm/lastfmplain/recenttracks/3/forever_retro.gif]

I marvel at the stars, and feel my heart overflow

Dr. Harold Shipman

| 10,397 posts

15^th May 2007 at 2:58 pm

Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.

Bored with waiting. Already.

Lisbeth Salander

| 20,646 posts

15^th May 2007 at 3:14 pm

*raises eyebrow*

F*cking tense!

Hungry.

I covet your breasts.

Wife of Amy, sex goddess

Forever Retro

| 9,500 posts

15^th May 2007 at 3:18 pm

EXTREME!

Bored stiff

I marvel at the stars, and feel my heart overflow

Jimmy

| 4,031 posts

15^th May 2007 at 4:41 pm

Oi!

Tired and moody.

I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

Annie

| 11,457 posts

15^th May 2007 at 4:47 pm

duuuuude! like, whoooooa!

thirsty

words :: pictures

Graham

| 5,549 posts

15^th May 2007 at 4:48 pm

Your mother is a ball point pen thief.

Stressed and sh*te.

Quote: Barry Duffman, Aug 2008

it still doesnt make sense! He's talking about putting potatoes in cement to cook them!!

Aras

| 1,774 posts

15^th May 2007 at 10:57 pm

Charmed I'm sure

blah, yarg and cold

She isn't in love...she's merely insane!

Jimmy

| 4,031 posts

15^th May 2007 at 11:25 pm

Oi!

Bleh. Bit frustrated, but bleh.

I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

Forever Retro

| 9,500 posts

16^th May 2007 at 7:27 am

EXTREME!

I marvel at the stars, and feel my heart overflow

Claire: The recipe is called "Spatchcock Baby Chicken"

Claire: That is what I would call my band if I had one.

Claire: Willoughbooby genuinely just said "It's so soft, mmmm".

Claire: And now it's over, my life will never be as exciting ever again.

Tig Trager: Okay, now time for my joke:

Tig Trager: Maybe next week they'll cook Spatchcock Baby F*ckey

Tig Trager: (has to be said in an Irish accent for the joke to work)

Tig Trager: okay, I admit, I didn't have a joke lined up. I lied

Claire: I...Barry...I'm disappointed in you.

Tig Trager: I'm disappointed in myself Claire. I'm having an off day.

Claire: Let's hug it out, Bar'.

Claire: It's all going to be ok xxxx

Tig Trager: It's not... If I don't have my humour, what do I have? My massive wang? Sure, selling my Vera Wang dress would make me a lot of money

Tig Trager: Or my huge d*ck? I admit, dancing around the room with my lifesize D*ck Van Dyke figure makes me feel happy, but that happiness never lasts

Tig Trager: And of course there's my giant willy, but the real heart of that movie was the little kid who wanted to Free Willy from his captors, not the whale itself

Tig Trager: And then there's my big penis.

Tig Trager: I have a big penis

Claire: What I'm getting from this is that you have 4 penises...right/wrong?

Tig Trager: Wrong

Tig Trager: I have 4 penii

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