I feel so... (the third)
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Your mother is a ball point pen thief.
Quote: Barry Duffman, Aug 2008
What's a little sin to see us through?
Would you be surprised if i said I'm bored?
Thought not.
Thought not.
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We used to make shit in this country.
Depressed, I thought I hadn't enjoyed my time in halls and at uni but now everyones gone home and I'm left all alone my mind keeps wandering back to those first few days when I was innocent and so full of anticipation, I've changed so much this year and I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm really gonna miss it 
What's a little sin to see us through?
[quote=Sgt Nicholas Angels Japanese Peace Lily link=1178670025/210#217 date=1181771870]Depressed, I thought I hadn't enjoyed my time in halls and at uni but now everyones gone home and I'm left all alone my mind keeps wandering back to those first few days when I was innocent and so full of anticipation, I've changed so much this year and I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm really gonna miss it [/quote]
Chin up Dude, you'll be back there one day. You should be looking forward to your year out
[/quote]Chin up Dude, you'll be back there one day. You should be looking forward to your year out
We used to make shit in this country.
Quote: Doctor_Benway
Chin up Dude, you'll be back there one day. You should be looking forward to your year out[/quote]
I know, but I keep thinking back to that first time I opened the door to my room and peeked in, my first thought was "it's a bit small...." but now I can't bear to leave, I'm such an emotional f*cker.....
[quote=Sgt Nicholas Angels Japanese Peace Lily link=1178670025/210#217 date=1181771870]Depressed, I thought I hadn't enjoyed my time in halls and at uni but now everyones gone home and I'm left all alone my mind keeps wandering back to those first few days when I was innocent and so full of anticipation, I've changed so much this year and I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm really gonna miss it
Chin up Dude, you'll be back there one day. You should be looking forward to your year out
[/quote]I know, but I keep thinking back to that first time I opened the door to my room and peeked in, my first thought was "it's a bit small...." but now I can't bear to leave, I'm such an emotional f*cker.....
What's a little sin to see us through?
[quote=Sgt Nicholas Angels Japanese Peace Lily link=1178670025/210#219 date=1181773496]Quote: Doctor_Benway
Chin up Dude, you'll be back there one day. You should be looking forward to your year out[/quote]
I know, but I keep thinking back to that first time I opened the door to my room and peeked in, my first thought was "it's a bit small...." but now I can't bear to leave, I'm such an emotional f*cker.....[/quote]
I was exactly the same, and I think I've said to you before my first year at Uni was a f*cking nightmare. If it hadn't been for meeting me missus I'd've packed it in at Christmas and gone home, probably never to return! Onwards and upwards Dude, it'll all be good in the end. Trust me, I'm a doc(tor)
[quote=Sgt Nicholas Angels Japanese Peace Lily link=1178670025/210#217 date=1181771870]Depressed, I thought I hadn't enjoyed my time in halls and at uni but now everyones gone home and I'm left all alone my mind keeps wandering back to those first few days when I was innocent and so full of anticipation, I've changed so much this year and I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm really gonna miss it
Chin up Dude, you'll be back there one day. You should be looking forward to your year out
[/quote]I know, but I keep thinking back to that first time I opened the door to my room and peeked in, my first thought was "it's a bit small...." but now I can't bear to leave, I'm such an emotional f*cker.....[/quote]
I was exactly the same, and I think I've said to you before my first year at Uni was a f*cking nightmare. If it hadn't been for meeting me missus I'd've packed it in at Christmas and gone home, probably never to return! Onwards and upwards Dude, it'll all be good in the end. Trust me, I'm a doc(tor)
He only gets to eat when you don't look.
Trust him, he speaks sense. And you'll get to do the whole thing all over again with added wisdom and experience. It'll be like that show Do Over except you won't wear parachute pants
We used to make shit in this country.
awww, I was looking forward to the parachute pants 
He only gets to eat when you don't look.
Hehe I hope you stop being depressed dude, we shall have to start OW again sharpish.
I hope you stop being depressed dude, we shall have to start OW again sharpish.
Claire:
And now it's over, my life will never be as exciting ever again.
Tig Trager:
Okay, now time for my joke:
Tig Trager:
Maybe next week they'll cook Spatchcock Baby F*ckey
Tig Trager:
(has to be said in an Irish accent for the joke to work)
Tig Trager:
okay, I admit, I didn't have a joke lined up. I lied
Claire:
I...Barry...I'm disappointed in you.
Tig Trager:
I'm disappointed in myself Claire. I'm having an off day.
Claire:
Let's hug it out, Bar'.
Claire:
It's all going to be ok xxxx
Tig Trager:
It's not... If I don't have my humour, what do I have? My massive wang? Sure, selling my Vera Wang dress would make me a lot of money
Tig Trager:
Or my huge d*ck? I admit, dancing around the room with my lifesize D*ck Van Dyke figure makes me feel happy, but that happiness never lasts
Tig Trager:
And of course there's my giant willy, but the real heart of that movie was the little kid who wanted to Free Willy from his captors, not the whale itself
Tig Trager:
And then there's my big penis.
Tig Trager:
I have a big penis
Claire:
What I'm getting from this is that you have 4 penises...right/wrong?
Tig Trager:
Wrong
Tig Trager:
I have 4 penii
Bob Flapper:
they do make adorable house pets. Children love to play with 'em
Tig Trager:
Yeah, but it costs a lot to feed them
Rayanne Graff:
(Bye, peace to small trees.)
