Notebook Letters 7.

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Rayanne Graff

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17th Jun 2010 at 4:05 pm

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If They Ever Met...

* Missy Elliott: Wassup, my man?

* Steve Penk: Hi! Welcome to meeting Steve Penk!

* Missy Elliott: You is whack, Holmes.

* Steve Penk: Yes! 100 points.

* Missy Elliott: I'm gone, man. Broken leg.

Topper

Steve Penk's rigid hair should have a show of its own.

Zine; 31st of August, 2004; 5/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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17th Jun 2010 at 4:08 pm

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The Gallagher brothers always give entertaining press but The Shock of The Lightning, it's so identi-kit it could have been produced by a random Oasis song machine! Oasis are an irrelevant spent force who talk a good game but have produced nothing of note for almost a decade. Lem Fatale

What the h*ll is Bateman on? The Reynolds Girls are quality. Fred Shedwards

The Void; Teletext page 827; 23rd of September, 2008; 5/7.
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Rayanne Graff

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17th Jun 2010 at 4:11 pm

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A Few Things That I Need To Point Out

* I will NOT be sharing Adam

* Busted are rude and need some discipline

* Maroon 5 are better than The Rasmus

* Lemon Fanta is disgusting

* Gay Giraffes are cute

* I am NOT a li'l' angel

Emma-the-li'l'-Angel

There is only one thing on that list I disagree with: Lemon Fanta- A1.

Zine; 31st of August, 2004; 6/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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17th Jun 2010 at 4:13 pm

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I agree with Van Morrison on the subject of alcohol at gigs. I've had too many gig experiences at the all-seater Brighton Centre and Dome ruined by people constantly getting up and going to the loo.

It's distracting to other audience members and is disrespectful to the artist. If people want to drink, they should go to the pub, or sit at home with a bottle of beer and a CD. Indiegirl

The Void; Teletext page 827; 23rd of September, 2008; 6/7.
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Rayanne Graff

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17th Jun 2010 at 4:16 pm

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Me? You?

You think you're different to me. But really you are me. You're a figment of my imagination. Or am I really you?

I thought I knew what I was talking about, but now I'm not so sure...

You've confused me now. Easily done.

The Girl At Her Own World

I am NOT you. I am WLW of Teletext Towers, UK, the world.

Zine; 31st of August, 2004; 7/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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17th Jun 2010 at 6:47 pm

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Batman's daft voice

While I appreciate Bruce Wayne's angry voice for Batman is meant to strike fear into his enemies and protect his identity, it sounded silly in a film that is one of the more intelligent and human superhero films. Michael Keaton didn't need to change his voice. Damien, Birmingham

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 24th of September, 2008; 1/6.
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Rayanne Graff

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17th Jun 2010 at 6:50 pm

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A Small Sandwich, Please

Yes. That's right. I went on a field trip to Yorkshire and not only was the guide crazy, but he ate sandwiches that contained Spam, Lettuce, Jam, Cucumber (hee, I like the sound' cumber'), Sauerkraut and Beef Jerky.

What's that? Food Poisining? Never.

Apocalypse Maybe

Sounds like an absolute jumble sale of a sarnie. Tasty though.

Zine; 31st of August, 2004; 8/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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17th Jun 2010 at 8:51 pm

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Top Zombie films

1985's Return of The Living Dead is the No 1 zombie film. Hilariously horrific! Lee Johnson, Manchester

I admit it. I love zombie films. My faves: Braindead, Dawn of The Dead, Demons, Evil Dead and Zombie Flesh Eaters. Wayne Robinson

Vortex: That's OK. We won't tell.

The Lost Boys 2 sucks. Paul, Stockton

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 23rd of September, 2008; 2/6.
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Rayanne Graff

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17th Jun 2010 at 8:57 pm

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Arrant Nerd Boxes Yodeller Isn't it annoying when you're filling out your date of birth on a form, and instead of putting the correct year, you write 2004 instead?

Yes, I did that at my new doc's. They said, "So you're 1-day-old?

Lord Charles A day without sunshine is like... night.

Or a day without cloud.

The Owl of Bewilderment Another day arrives and another chance to slate some celebrities. Any ideas?

Posh, Britney, Wayne Rooney, Becks, Paris H.

Zine; 2nd of September, 2004; 1/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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17th Jun 2010 at 9:02 pm

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28 Days not zombie pic

28 Days Later does not contain zombies. They are infected zombies are the dead reincarnated. Neither does The Evil Dead; they're demons, as stated in the book. Anon

Vortex: From a purist point of view you're right but the film resembles so many features of Day of The Dead that we decided it should be classified as a "zombie film". It's also on many best zombie film lists. Don't argue, OK?

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 23rd of September, 2008; 3/6.
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Rayanne Graff

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17th Jun 2010 at 9:04 pm

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Fun When You Know How

It's fun to play
The guitar when you know,
your way around,
Those frets of terror,
For the unschooled novice,
Strumming and picking,
Your way through the song.

Luco El Loco

What a poetic insight. Almost like Natasha Beders' These Words.

Zine; 2nd of September, 2004; 2/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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17th Jun 2010 at 9:08 pm

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Delamore top zombie

My fave top ten zombie films are: The Beyond, Dawn of The Dead (1978), Re-Animator, The Evil Dead, Demons, Braindead, Zombie (Fulci), Dellamorte Dellamore, House By The Cemetery and City of The Living Dead.

28 Days Later is not a zombie film. In it they run. George Romero has said that zombies cannot run as their legs would easily break! James, Harlow

Vortex: See previous reply.

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 23rd of September, 2008; 4/6.

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Rayanne Graff

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17th Jun 2010 at 9:13 pm

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Sometimes I Still Wish I Was At School

If I was still at school I'd probably be doing my "new year" shopping about now. Oh, how much fun it was to look for a new bag, new shoes, new winter coat, new trainers, new pencil case, new stickers to decorate my homework diary... new, new, new!

Of course now I buy new stuff whenever I please. I guess it was just more special when I had to wait for it.

miss snaz

Smelling the crisp autumn air knowing only cold dark days loom.

Zine; 2nd of September, 2004; 3/8.

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Rayanne Graff

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17th Jun 2010 at 10:09 pm

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Paledeki as Tarzan?

Christian Bale creeps me out in any role. Batman was OK but overhyped. Re: releasing it is greed. How about Jared Paledeki from Supernatural as Tarzan? Wow! Maggie, Glasgow

How has The Dark Knight outgrossed Batman Begins, Charnjit? The curiosity value of Heath Ledger's final role, villains that make an impression, superior fight choreography, an unusual bleak climax and, yes, you guessed it, the Batpod!! Matth, Wakefield

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 23rd of September, 2008; 5/6.
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Rayanne Graff

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17th Jun 2010 at 10:16 pm

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McFly

There has been a lot of McFly bashing, but you have to give them credit- they do come up with original songs. Their first single was about... a girl. Their second so-called hit was about a girl. Now I hear they have released a new one- about a girl.

Maybe they should try to stretch their music talent. In fact, the sooner that pudgy-faced lead singer decides to live somewhere like New Zealand the better.

Flying Turnip

When you think about it, most songs are about girls, or, hold on, boys.

Zine; 2nd of September, 2004; 4/8.
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Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave: Thank you
Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave: And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff: You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave: Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.

 

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