Notebook Letters 6.

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Rayanne Graff

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27th Mar 2010 at 9:23 pm

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Ah Ha!

A bolt of lightning from the blue. Inspiration from the Gods. Call it what you will, I've just had the best idea. EVER. In the history of everything. Since forever.

D*mn, I've forgotten. Oh well, I'll just go and buy lots of Stargate SG1 boxsets.

Mmm... sci-fi.

Blonde Butterfly

See if they'll throw you in a free life.

Zine; 17th of February, 2004; 8/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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27th Mar 2010 at 9:51 pm

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It'll be great to see Goldfrapp at Electric Proms. Alison Goldfrapp is a quirky performer, who throws the conventional dullness of Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen and their ilk into relief. What a woman. If only she'd put her shoes on. Rob Hunt

I think Liam Gallagher is singing badly in concery because years of booze don't agree with his vocal chords. Many other singers have suffered from it too, like Ian Anderson and Siouxsie. Paul Lowe

The Void; Teletext page 827; 23rd of October, 2008; 1/7.
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Rayanne Graff

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27th Mar 2010 at 9:55 pm

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Emma-The-Li'l'-Angel All this talk over Peter Andre making a comeback- it's pure Insania!

Find a dark room and lie down. Jungle fever will soon pass.

Suffragette Undertaker I want sharks with lasers strapped to their heads!

You'll need a better suit if you want to be Bond. More like Dr Evil at the moment.

The Bank of Friendship 2B or not 2B? I think it's a grade of pencil.

You're a bit blunt today, aren't you?

Zine; 20th of February, 2004; 1/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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27th Mar 2010 at 11:18 pm

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The recent spate of punk letters led me to recommend Glasgow band The Snipes. They blew me away live. OK, they're veterans, with former members of Revillos, Carpettes and C*ck Sparrer, but it's a new band with fresh songs. Their debut album in December will be a treat. Andy Kline

led zeppelin were bloated and out of ideas by 1975, according to DJ Gordy. That year, physical graffiti went to No 1 in the UK and US. Dev

The Void; Teletext page 827; 23rd of October, 2008; 2/7.
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Rayanne Graff

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27th Mar 2010 at 11:21 pm

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Cheese

I was sat in the warm fuzzy glow of the TV and I got to thinking about cheese. Just how wonderful cheese is.

* Cheese sticks
* Cheese strings
* Cheese scones
* Cheese pie
* Cheese slices

Isn't cheese just the greatest?

Firey Faerie

Cheese scone and tomato soup. Davord, get lunch on...

Zine; 20th of February, 2004; 2/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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28th Mar 2010 at 12:50 am

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I've read PS from the start, and would like to thank you for introducing me to Bon Iver. What an album For Emma Forever Ago is. Matt Weston

Great to see the big interview with Robin Guthrie on PS. He had a hand in the most beautiful album of all time, The Moon And The Melodies, which Cocteau Twins made with Harold Budd. Be warned, it's credited to the four of them by name. I listen to it about three times a week. Adam Syntax

The Void; Teletext page 827; 23rd of October, 2008; 3/7.
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Rayanne Graff

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28th Mar 2010 at 1:02 am

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College

I was walking to my table at college with my food and this girl didn't hear my cries of "please can I pass?".

My food "accidentally" fell out of my hand and on to her coat.

She wasn't amused. "I hope you're going to pay for the dry-cleaning," she yelled. "Bung it in the washing machine, love!" I roared. She ran out crying. What a day.

Psygod Sglodion

Dry-cleaners are just as likely to ruin things, I've found.

Zine; 20th of February, 2004; 3/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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28th Mar 2010 at 1:45 pm

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I'll retract some of my criticism of Muse, after playing Black Holes a bit more. I can see its appeal, as it's varied and epic, but it isn't my cup of tea. However, I still say Matt Bellamy sounds like a bad Thom Yorke and I can't understand how he gets away with it. John Ox

Freeviewers are dealt a poor hand by Electric Proms, with several major acts only on satellite. A BBC event should be available to all. Eve's Treasure

The Void; Teletext page 827; 23rd of October, 2008; 4/7.
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Rayanne Graff

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28th Mar 2010 at 1:54 pm

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Gimpatron

I was stinkin' (haha, I said stinkin' instead of thinkin', I'm right funny, me, like!) the other day about your name, WLW.

As we all know, it stands for White Line Warrior. But the line isn't white, it's blue. It's the text which is white. So you should be renamed to either BLW or WTW.

Both look pretty rubbish though.

Borderer Boy

White LINE Warrior. The line is white, you fool!

Zine; 20th of February, 2004; 4/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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28th Mar 2010 at 2:05 pm

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The Boys were great at London ULU last week. I enjoyed jumping up and down with the other middle-aged balding beer bellies down the front: it was worth the 29-year wait to see them again. It's sad it was their last ever gig. I felt very lonely walking home, knowing I'll never see them again. It's like losing a loved one. Eamon Quinn

Does anyone know what Liam Frost & The Slowdown Family are up to? That Girl

Void: Good question. We'll get digging.

The Void; Teletext page 827; 23rd of October, 2008; 5/7.
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Rayanne Graff

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28th Mar 2010 at 3:13 pm

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Your Comments On Feb 11

On the above date, you seemed a little moody/ grouchy/ temperamental/ crabby/ huffy/ irritable/ splenetic/ arbitrary/ effervescent/ clouded/ dampened/ glum/ pessimistic/ cheerless/ listless/ dull/ hopeful/ edgy/ volatile/ joyless/ sulky.

Anything you'd like to talk about? Try Dr Nick, he might be able to fix you.

miss snaz

I had the busiest day ever. The one after was better.

Zine; 20th of February, 2004; 5/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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28th Mar 2010 at 3:58 pm

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Top 10 golden-era rap bands

1) Funkdoobiest
2) Black Moon
3) EPMD
4) 3rd Bass
5) Ultramagnetic
6) Compton's Most Wanted
7) Brand Nubian
Eight) Showbiz & AG
9) Lords of The Underground
10) The Alkaholiks

Rich A

The Void; Teletext page 827; 23rd of October, 2008; 6/7.
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Rayanne Graff

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28th Mar 2010 at 5:34 pm

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English Lit

You know your English lesson has gone off on a tangent when your teacher launches into a 15-minute discussion about the greatness of Little Britain. Apparently, Emily masquerades her femininity and so it is valid viewing for our current topics.

Then my teacher moved on to how we should also watch Interview With A Vampire because "Brad Pitt is like well fit!". And Lit is meant to be (difficult)?

TheUnitedTruth

I wish I'd had a teacher like that. Maybe I'd have had a proper job.

Zine; 20th of February, 2004; 6/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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28th Mar 2010 at 5:55 pm

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New singles, by Innes Weir

Adele Make You Feel My Love 5/10

A tasteful, if pontless cover, of Bob Dylan's haunting classic, this is sigle five from her 19 album and critical knives are sharpening. Yes, she can carry a tune. But so can most of this year's X Factor finalists.

PINT SHOT RIOT Holes 8/10

The upstart kids on the Midlands guitar scene deliver a brash, anthemic beauty here. Like The Fratellis in a foul mood, here's a singalong for bad boys.

1/6.

New singles out next week

LAURA MARLING Night Terror 8/10

A curious track to release from her album, this mournful, string-laden oddity is spellbinging nonetheless. She might have more in common with Joni Mitchell than pj harvey, but Marling does dark with thepoise of a master.

THE VIRGINS Rich Girls 7/10

Were Frenz to cover the rolling stones' miss you, it would sound like this strangely addictive slice of NYC crunk funk. Effortlessly groovy stuff.

2/6.

New singles out next week

THE PADDINGTONS What's The Point In Anything New 6/10

Cynics might ask what point there is in The Paddingtons trying to sound like The Clash. That said, this sparky, punk-like banger is a devilishly catchy response. Purist bores will still hate it, of course.

THE RAID Oh Lilee 4/10

Plodding. clichéd rawk in the vein of Black Crowes, it makes you wonder where The Raid will end up. Woolworths' bargain bin looks like a decent bet.

3/6.

New singles out next week

AIMEE MANN Thirty One Today 6/10

The "Pop for grown ups" tag will haunt her forever, but, listen objectively, and this story of birthday blues is a beautifully understated study in melancholy. Imagine Carly Simon singing a Neil Finn standard and you're there.

helen boulding It's You 4/10

Uh-ho. Here's the sort of dull songwriting that does deserve stick. Schmaltzy, ponderous gash for cruise ship bars and Butlins.

4/6.

New singles out next week

KEITH Up In The Clouds 8/10

Recalling the dark psychedelia of World of Twist, this is spacerock with guts and tempo. Chin-strokers will love the nods to Neu and Can, but it's not worth studying like that. Smash it out at full blast and prepare for mayhem.

WAVE MACHINES The Greatest Escape We Ever Made 7/10

The shadow of Hot Chip looms large, but there's a kookier, surrealist side to this that will delisght stoners and disco kids alike.

5/6.

New singles out next week

GOLDEN SILVERS Magic Touch 8/10

Sounding uncannily like Orange Juice at their pop-perfect, euphoric best, Magic Touch is a harmony-drenched joy. Rhodes keys and machine gun drumrolls add delicious retro flavours to one of the giddiest, loveliest tracks of the year.

DANIEL TSE Broken Wing 2/10

One of the most hideous, manufactured piece of pop trash you'll ever hear. This makes Rick Astley sound cutting edge. Beyond average, beyond help.

6/6.

Teletext page 823; 23rd of October, 2008.
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Rayanne Graff

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28th Mar 2010 at 6:04 pm

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Well!

In the time I've been away, we've seen Peter Andre somehow become famous again, Jenny Bond come second in something other than a list of most hated people (topped by Spiky Stuy), and Rio Ferdinand get an unfair ban.

Remind me never to go away, ever again.

farmer jack

Sometimes it's better not being here to see the bits in the middle.

Zine; 20th of February, 2004; 7/8.
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Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave: Thank you
Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave: And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff: You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave: Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.

 

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