Notebook Letters 6.

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Rayanne Graff

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15th Jun 2010 at 11:51 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

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Armless enough

Cedric The Sea Monster only had two teeth,
the rest were produced by a yob named Keith.
He really shouldn't have spilled his pint.

Naff Naff Bob Face

I've always said he couldn't hold his drink- literally. He has no arms.

Zine; 6th of February, 2007; 2/6.
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Rayanne Graff

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15th Jun 2010 at 12:10 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

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I concur with Jonno's lament at the lack of modern artists as impressive as Stevie Wonder, but there is hope. I saw Gotye this week, an outstanding talent who, like Darren Hayes and Delays, is producing innovative new music. Kuma

Void: All together now: Darren Hayes?!

Musicians shouldn't indulge anyone. Self-indulgence is OK once in a while, but great artists measure themselves against art. They push the boundaries, not solipsise. Phonophobic

The Void; Teletext page 827; 19th of September, 2008; 3/7.
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Rayanne Graff

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15th Jun 2010 at 1:09 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

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Lapping it out

Outside it was frosty; bitterly cold. Flip, flop, went the cat flap, as the furry one came home. "Ow," he said, as he leapt upon my lap. "Ahh," I thought, "Isn't he affectionate?" Then I became aware of very four very cold paws pressing into my thighs. When they'd warmed up, he jumped off and went to bed. Do you get treated this shabbily, WLW?

The Barking Tree

Try getting Mabel's cold paws all over you, after she's had a sherry or two.

Zine; 6th of February, 2007; 3/6.
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Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave: Thank you
Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave: And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff: You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave: Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.

 

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