Notebook Letters 5.

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Rayanne Graff

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25th Nov 2009 at 10:45 pm

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Sam Got A Snorkel

As a fellow Devoner, I have also heard that annoying Launa Man advert on Gemini FM ("more variety, without the hard rock"). Unfortunately, I have also heard the Coldseal (if that's how you spell it) Windows ad.

All together now: "Well, Coldseal Windows reckon they're the best..."

The Little Silver Moonbaby

That Gemini FM sounds like one scary station.

Zine; 25th of November, 2002; 5/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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26th Nov 2009 at 12:30 am

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Top 10 albums of 2009

1) Ineffable Mysteries Shpongle
2) Veckatimest Grizzly Bear
3) Embryonic The Flaming Lips
4) Axe To Fall Converge
5) Two Suns Bat For Lashes
6) The Eternal Sonic Youth
7) Farm Dinosaur Jr
Eight) Wavering Radiant Isis
9) Amesoeurs Amesoeurs
10) Popular Songs Yo La Tengo

Patrick Lambert

The Void; Teletext page 825; 22nd of November, 2009; 2/7.
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Rayanne Graff

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26th Nov 2009 at 12:35 am

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The Planet

That's a fantastic rock club in Wolverhampton where I went with my good friend Jo (she's gonna love seeing her name on Teletext- hiya, Jo!), and who should I bump into but Black Widow! Bizarre.

Have any other Ziners met in strange places where they didn't expect to meet? Plughole in Sainsbury's? The Brigadier in Help The Aged?

Fluffy The ??? One

Briggy is barred from Help The Aged- it's a long and messy story.

Zine; 25th of November, 2002; 6/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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26th Nov 2009 at 10:06 am

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Top 10 albums of 2009

1) Light Matisyahu
2) Never Better POS
3) Depart From Me Cage
4) Spinnerette Spinnerette
5) US Brother Ali
6) Invasion Must Die The Prodigy
7) Let The Dominoes Fall Rancid
Eight) All i Ever Wanted Kelly Clarkson
9) Relapse Eminem
10) A Brand You Can Trust La Coka Nostra

The Void; Teletext page 825; 23rd of November, 2009; 3/7.
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Rayanne Graff

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26th Nov 2009 at 10:24 am

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Money Money Money

I would like to thank you, WLW, on your career advice as now, thanks to you, I am a semi-professional footballer. That's right, now I earn my money from football. Soon, I'll be cruising in my Ferrari with ex-Spice Girls.

How much do I get? OK, so it's only 10 quid... but you get pasties after games.

Sam Got A Snorkel

Ten quid? And pasties after games? You playing for Exeter then?

Zine; 25th of November, 2002; 7/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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26th Nov 2009 at 10:38 am

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Top 10 albums of the decade

1) Funeral Arcade Fire
2) Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots The Flaming Lips
3) Agaetis Byrjun Sigur Ros
4) In Rainbows Radiohead
5) Think Tank Blur
6) The Sophtware Slump Grandaddy
7) Is This It The Strokes
Eight) Daisies of The Galaxy Eels
9) White Blood Cells White Stripes
10) Illinoise Sufjan Stevens

Lem Fatale

The Void; Teletext page 825; 23rd of November, 2009; 4/7.
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Rayanne Graff

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26th Nov 2009 at 10:52 am

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The Zine Army

I should be in it. No, wait, I should head it. After all, not only do I possess a pair of fangs (which are very useful, I bet no-one else has any), I also quite like garlic, thus any attempts to deter me will only entice me further.

Gnuffo1

But do you have a black cape and a comedy laugh like the Count?

Zine; 25th of November, 2002; 8/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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26th Nov 2009 at 11:09 am

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Top 10 albums of the decade

1) Whatever People Say i Am That's What i'm Not Arctic Monkeys
2) Up The Bracket Libertines
3) Aha Shake Heartbreak Kings of Leon
4) Hats Off To The Buskers The View
5) Is This It The Strokes
6) Well Well Well Milburn
7) Silent Alarm Bloc Party
Eight) De Nova The Redwells
9) We'll Live And Die In These Towns The Enemy
10) St Jude The Courteeners

Craig Cowan

The Void; Teletext page 825; 23rd of November, 2009; 5/7.
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Rayanne Graff

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26th Nov 2009 at 11:36 am

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The Despotic Banana How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even. They get better.

They do? When?

The Way And The Light Hey! Why aren't I on the NME cool list?

Clearly an oversight. Heads will roll.

samurai hedgehog Well, it's all higgedly piggledy gobbledegook if you ask me, WLW, even if I have no idea what that means.

You think I do? I'm tired, I need a break.

17th of November, 2002; 1/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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27th Nov 2009 at 4:03 pm

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Top 10 metal albums for 2009

1) Pray For Villians Devil Driver
2) Black Gives Way To Blue Alice In Chains
3) Wrath Lamb of God
4) War Is The Answer Five Finger Death Punch
5) Evangelion Behemoth
6) Ruination Job For A Cowboy
7) Endgame Megadeth
Eight) Evisceration Plague Cannibal Corpse
9) Retribution Shadows Fall
10) i Xerath

Brian Bradshaw

The Void; Teletext page 825; 23rd of November, 2009; 6/7.
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Rayanne Graff

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27th Nov 2009 at 4:43 pm

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I'm Angry At You, WLW

Do you seriously think Avril Lavigne is better than Michelle Branch? Are you out of your mind? Michelle Branch has some talent.

Avril's not on the same level as Michelle, never mind being better. I've a good mind to stick some head phones to you and force you to listen to the Spice Girls' back catalogue. That'll teach you. I would swear at you but I'm far too much of a gentleman.

Mr Robofish

Colours of the world... spice up your life!

Zine; 17th of November, 2002; 2/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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27th Nov 2009 at 5:07 pm

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Top 50 albums of 2009

11) Judy Sucks A Lemon For Breakfast Cornershop
12) It's Blitz Yeah Yeahs
13) Hazards of Love The Decemberists
14) Epcot Starfields Windmill
15) We Ain't Got No Money, Honey, But We Got Rain Liam Frost
16) Two Dancers Wild Beasts
17) Junior Royksopp
18) My Maudlin Career Camera Obscura
19) Empire of The Sun Empire of The Sun
20) Until The Earth Begins To Part Broken Records
21) Monsters of Folk Monsters of Folk
22) Forget The Night Ahead The Twilight Sad
23) Hundreds of Lions Erin McKeown
24) Origin Orphans The Hidden Cameras
25) Everything Is New Jack Penate

26) New Words Charlotte Hatherley
27) The Liberty of Norton Folgate Madness
28) Bitto Orca Dirty Projectors
29) Kingdom of Rust Doves
30) Turning The Mind Maps
31) Tarot Sport F*** Buttons
32) Don't Stop Annie
33) Beginning Middle End
34) Fantasies Metric
35) Yeah So Slow Club
36) Travels With Myself And Another Future of The Left
37) Room 7 1/2 Dot Allinson
38) Wilco (The Album) Wilco
39) To The City From The Sea Beat The Radar
40) Gorilla Manor Local Natives

41) Truelove's Gutter Richard Hawley
42) Lonely Road Liam McKahey And The Bodies
43) Hands Little Boots
44) The Real Feel Spiral Stairs
45) The Last Laugh Joker's Daughter

46) Which B*tch? The View
47) Once Kid Harpoon
48) The Duckworth Lewis Method The Duckworth Lewis Method
49) The New Pop Sound of Don't Move!
50) i'm OK Gable

Teletext page 823; 23rd of November, 2009.
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Rayanne Graff

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27th Nov 2009 at 5:15 pm

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Lemonem

I've come up with a (new?) pop concept- a manufactured rapper. He/ she will rave on about the wonders of the lemon, while using new swearwords like semprini, willwonga and Belgium.

With this new idea, I'll become the next Simon Cowell, but with better fitting trousers. Anyone who wishes to contact me can arrange a meeting on top of the hill (the fool has given me permission) Time wasters shall be praised.

The Geek Who Shall Inherit The Earth

But it's hard to find anything that actually rhymes with Belgium.

Zine; 17th of November, 2002; 3/8.
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Rayanne Graff

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27th Nov 2009 at 5:32 pm

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Craig's Bond is plain boring

Pierce Brosnan exudes charisma and style in any role he undertakes, which is why he was perfect for the role of James Bond. Daniel Craig is just plain boring. Timothy Dalton was also an excellent Bond, as he too is a great actor. Jem, London

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 23rd of November, 2009; 1/6.
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Rayanne Graff

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27th Nov 2009 at 5:44 pm

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Music of The Ziney Spheres

Yes, I know I should bug off to Void, WLW, but let that Ziner rave on about Pennywise so I'm gonna take the liberty to say: Lacuna Coil... woooooo!

Ammopogo

Don't be shy, hum something I might know.

Zine; 17th of November, 2002; 4/8.
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Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave: Thank you
Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave: And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff: You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave: Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.

 

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