An Interview With Apologetic Breadstick.

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Megazine Letters.

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21^st Jul 2009 at 12:15 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Leah said we can make a big interview for the Discussion About Megazine thread. It would be really cool and interesting, I hope. We could ask lots of questions about Megazine and all her letters and bestest Megaziners, and also lots of other questions and word associations too.

I hope it is a cool idea!

Please does anyone want to make any questions at-all? - Please can you send them to the Megazine Letters account again. It would be really helpful!

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Megazine Letters.

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27^th Jul 2009 at 11:52 am

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Please does anyone else want to make any questions at-all? It would be really helpful!

I am going to send all the questions to Leah on friday, I hope.

learrggh

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27^th Jul 2009 at 7:43 pm

come on people, i wanna have better questions to answer than the usual roster.

learrggh

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3^rd Aug 2009 at 5:18 pm

- Howcome you really like Megazine? i didn't really like it much towards the end, it was full of tossers.
- Who are your bestest Mega-ziners ever? i don't recall much beyond FSC and Topper.
- Which Mega-ziners do you think are really bad and annoying? most of them.
- Which Mega-ziners have influenced all your letters? i don't remember.
- Where does the inspiration for your letters come from? see above.
- What types of letters do you think are really neat and cool? errr.
- Creative and ignored or boring and famous? neither. ;o
- If you'd never found 'Zine, what would you be like now? more whiney.
- Howcome you stopped writing to Megazine? i got a life.
- Are you really proud you are the 5th hottest Vegetable Revolutionary? Do you think it is true? no

- Fudge or jelly babies? neither
- Pirates or Ninjas? neither
- Cake or death? death
- Who are your bestest comedians? jack dee, ross noble
- What's your favourite chocolate bar? don't eat chocolate
- Which is your bestest Pokemon? dewgong ;<
- Which is your bestest Simpsons character? i don't like/watch the simpsons
- What is your bestest Simpsons episode? see above
- Milhouse or Nelson? what
- What are your bestest books and movies and bands? i like tchaikovsky
- What was the last book you didn't bother finishing? all the books i haven't finished i still intend to. so. none.
- What song gets you dancing? f*ck that.
- what song makes you cry? seriously.

- Please can you tell everyone a secret secret about you? no because i would be stealing lisa's thunder ;x
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- Do you want to be an astronaut? i would like to poop in space.
- Do you think it is more likely penguins could take over the world or that elephants would?
- What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse? screw fighting them, i wanna be one.
- Who do you want to be Prime Minister out of Boris Johnson, Jeremy Clarkson, Ross Noble and Galdalf the Grey? ew.
- Who do you *really* want to be Prime Minister?
- Do you want to be a ghost when you die? Whereabouts do you want to haunt? sure. i'd haunt the sh*t outta sawyer from lost.
- Do you wish you could read everyone's thoughts, sometimes? Do you think it would be really scary and terrible? Are you worried everyone can hear all your thoughts sometimes? too many sentences.
- If you were to launch your own perfume, what would it be
called and what would be in it? cba
- What is your favourite thing you have done in 2009 so far? effort
- Did you make any New Year's resolutions for 2009 at-all? no

- If you were God, what seven changes would you make to everything? more booze, more bunnies, everyone would have a monster truck, cloverfield monster would destroy somerset, er. world peace. ;>
- How many times do you look in the mirror every day? a few.
- Which historical figures do you most identify with? O_o
- Have you ever been attacked by an animal? a duck bit me when i was like 4
- Why should you use all your superpowers for evil? wat
- What superpowers do you really want? shapeshift, time travel, telekenesis, flight, invisibility, etc
- Do you have any nicknames? lelu/lulu
- If you were a sandwich filling, would what you be? cocks
- If you were to appear on Jerry Springer, wah would your episode be called? 'i swear to god you shat on my doorstep the other night'
- If aliens asked you to live on their planet for five years, would you go? maybe
- Do you eat apple pips? Are you scared apple trees will grow in your tummy? no
- Would you watch a public execution on TV? no

- Name something really popular that you hate. dr who
- Name something really hated that you like. dunno
- What's your favourite leaf? ....
- What's your favourite word for 'thank you' from any language? merci
- Which 'Ziners do you really want to meet...
i) to get drunk with? nah
ii) to discuss the state of the enviroment? why would i want to even do that
iii) to eat cookies with? f*ck sharing cookies
- £24,000...deal...or no deal? i don't understand what this means.

Word Association. (Please can you think of a word to describe everyone).
- ANBY...nambypanby
- Davord... slug
- DeLorean that got struck by lightning... lapins
- Elden Ray...elderly
- emma-the-'lil-angel... busted
- Farmer Jack...trucks
- Freshly Squeezed Cynic...orange
- Griffplar of Doom... grizzlybear
- Insane Jam Sow...miaow
- Junior Minister... labour zealot
- Little Blue Fox... OHMYGOSH
- Lilac Leopard... purple
- Mancomb Seepgood... anal seepage
- Menome... anemone
- Mondo Ray... eh
- One Winged Angel... otaku
- Pablo Marmite... greasy
- Paddy Irishman... green
- Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House... carrots
- Spiky Stuy... pigsty
- Topper... ????
- Vigilante Maelstrom... mushroom
- WLW... wobbledewobblejew

Alec

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3^rd Aug 2009 at 5:35 pm

Bing Bong Changes

B*gger, I forgot that I was going to PM my questions at the weekend, as I was originally going to PM them the day VR went tits-up.

I'll see if I can remember where I put the text file with them in.

Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.

Steve-Dave: Everything's better!

Puffalump: Barrier

Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been

Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"

Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive

Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books

Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250

Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more

Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs

Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know

Steve-Dave: Thank you

Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.

Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too

Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"

Steve-Dave: And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."

Rayanne Graff: You nerds crack me up.

Steve-Dave: Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best

Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.

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