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Ultimate 'Ziner Project 2 - Final Round!

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Jimmy

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12^th Apr 2009 at 11:50 pm

Oi!

Quote: Lemony_Zester

Lord Charles was that guy who kept stealing Jack Handy's letters, wasn't he?

That's right IIRC.

I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

Dr. Harold Shipman

| 10,547 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 1:50 am

Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.

I had to flip a coin for a couple of them, particularly Antonia v. Alice.

1. Haryuu No Hanekata - The Owl of Bewilderment.
2. Peppermint Patty - Miss Moneypenny/Lassie the Evil One.
3. Spandorexxa - Sapphistification.
4. Delirium Trigger - Caged Liberty.
5. Lawful Hippo - The Amazing Bouncing Ferret.
6. Apologetic Breadstick - Sweet Smell of Psychosis.
7. Junior Minister - Qwerty Keyboards Are Out Of Stock?
8. The One With Litte Significance - Savage Cabbage.
9. Lilac Leopard - Skutterbob.
10. Sugared Vemon - A Tractor Called Spam.
11. Paddy Irishman - Squirrel of Doom.
12. The Silent Majority - Fluffy The Evil One.
13. Enchanted Rose - Dissimulation.
14. Mr. Lister. Gay - Elusive Moose.
15. He Who Loves To Skank - Concrete Donkey.
16. Pablo Marmite - The Brigadier.
17. Lara Croft - The french Cat Lover.
18. Wibble - Killer Bunny.
19. Samurai Hedgehog - Seren Arain.
20. Dalek - Lost In Translation.
21. Silvan Draconis - Monk McManus.
22. The Psychedelic Gloom - Grimble Gromble.
23. Curly Cow - The Friendly Prophet of Doom.
24. Pint-Sized Pineapple - Suffregette Undertaker.
25. Big Bob Flapper - Captain Stupendo.
26. Howlin' Pelle - Topper.
27. My and My Insanity - The Hoopiest Frood.
28. Insane Jam Sow - Loominus Froot.
29. Dr Namgge - Sir Whence Pitchfork.
30. Scruffy, Blackburn - Bob Bob The Bob.
31. Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex - Xena Lollipop Lady.
32. Osiris - Little Becky BigMouth.
33. Satan's Little Helper - Elden Ray.
34. Bubushka's Futtocks - Sykopathic Mushroom.
35. Jeff The Jiff - Psychic Potato.
36. Uneducated wombat - Sex Jones/The 'Ziner Who Should Not be/Polka-dot Cyril.
37. LoonyPandora - YeahYeahYeah.
38. Vigilante Maelstrom - Satan's Rubber Duck.
39. The Wonky Gnome - Zaganza.
40. Menome - Plughole Fantasy - Infinite Spark.
41. Broccoli The Evil One - Frodo Mercury, Hobbit Warrior.
42. Parsley Possum - The Man With The Golden Bun.
43. Geoff The Ref - Completely Underwhelmed.
44. ANBY - Little Miss Clara.
45. Mortal Wombat - Ms Jane Lane.
46. Fibreglass Monkey - Little Blue Fox.
47. Interesting Chair - The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.
48. Farmer Jack - Broken Bubbles.
49. The Suited Stranger - Super Nintendo Chalmers.
50. Tooth of Wisdom - The Sexy Penguin.
51. Mancomb Seepgood - Dave the Rave.
52. Freshly Squeezed Cynic - Jacobean Skatepunk.
53. Stouffer - TheUnitedTruth.
54. WLW - Dr Robb, PhD.
55. Penfold - Uneducated Shampoo.
56. 1929 - She Who Lost The Plot.
57. Jesse Cynic - One Winged Angel.
58. Fighting Torque - Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House.
59. Luco El Loco - Xiaolin Dragon of Wood.
60. Galder Weatherwax's Hat - Secuded Rainbow.
61. The Doc - Duchess Pandora of Ormodroyd.
62. Undeniable Me - Lime Green Puzzle Piece.
63. Some Random Piece of Randomness - The Spontaneously Combusting Penguin.
64. Brass Monki - Lord Charles.

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Megazine Letters.

| 3,425 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 12:41 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Quote: Lilac_Leopard

Why does 40 have 3 choices?

Plughole Fantasy is in a group of 3 because he is an extra 'Ziner because he beat Fat Sow. They both lost to Smerker/The Silent Majority. It is 129 people.

:-[

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The Underwhelmed One

| 7,098 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 3:30 pm

I really do feel a bit silly making it this far, as I did only ever send in one letter... bloody good though it was...

1. Haryuu No Hanekata - The Owl of Bewilderment.
2. Peppermint Patty - Miss Moneypenny/Lassie the Evil One.
3. Spandorexxa - Sapphistification.
4. Delirium Trigger - Caged Liberty.
5. Lawful Hippo - The Amazing Bouncing Ferret.
6. Apologetic Breadstick - Sweet Smell of Psychosis.
7. Junior Minister - Qwerty Keyboards Are Out Of Stock?
8. The One With Litte Significance - Savage Cabbage.
9. Lilac Leopard - Skutterbob.
10. Sugared Vemon - A Tractor Called Spam.
11. Paddy Irishman - Squirrel of Doom.
12. The Silent Majority - Fluffy The Evil One.
13. Enchanted Rose - Dissimulation.
14. Mr. Lister. Gay - Elusive Moose.
15. He Who Loves To Skank - Concrete Donkey.
16. Pablo Marmite - The Brigadier.
17. Lara Croft - The french Cat Lover.
18. Wibble - Killer Bunny.
19. Samurai Hedgehog - Seren Arain.
20. Dalek - Lost In Translation.
21. Silvan Draconis - Monk McManus.
22. The Psychedelic Gloom - Grimble Gromble.
23. Curly Cow - The Friendly Prophet of Doom.
24. Pint-Sized Pineapple - Suffregette Undertaker.
25. Big Bob Flapper - Captain Stupendo.
26. Howlin' Pelle - Topper.
27. My and My Insanity - The Hoopiest Frood.
28. Insane Jam Sow - Loominus Froot.
29. Dr Namgge - Sir Whence Pitchfork.
30. Scruffy, Blackburn - Bob Bob The Bob.
31. Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex - Xena Lollipop Lady.
32. Osiris - Little Becky BigMouth.
33. Satan's Little Helper - Elden Ray.
34. Bubushka's Futtocks - Sykopathic Mushroom.
35. Jeff The Jiff - Psychic Potato.
36. Uneducated wombat - Sex Jones/The 'Ziner Who Should Not be/Polka-dot Cyril.
37. LoonyPandora - YeahYeahYeah.
38. Vigilante Maelstrom - Satan's Rubber Duck.
39. The Wonky Gnome - Zaganza.
40. Menome - Plughole Fantasy - Infinite Spark.
41. Broccoli The Evil One - Frodo Mercury, Hobbit Warrior.
42. Parsley Possum - The Man With The Golden Bun.
43. Geoff The Ref - Completely Underwhelmed.
44. ANBY - Little Miss Clara.
45. Mortal Wombat - Ms Jane Lane.
46. Fibreglass Monkey - Little Blue Fox.
47. Interesting Chair - The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.
48. Farmer Jack - Broken Bubbles.
49. The Suited Stranger - Super Nintendo Chalmers.
50. Tooth of Wisdom - The Sexy Penguin.
51. Mancomb Seepgood - Dave the Rave.
52. Freshly Squeezed Cynic - Jacobean Skatepunk.
53. Stouffer - TheUnitedTruth.
54. WLW - Dr Robb, PhD.
55. Penfold - Uneducated Shampoo.
56. 1929 - She Who Lost The Plot.
57. Jesse Cynic - One Winged Angel.
58. Fighting Torque - Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House.
59. Luco El Loco - Xiaolin Dragon of Wood.
60. Galder Weatherwax's Hat - Secuded Rainbow.
61. The Doc - Duchess Pandora of Ormodroyd.
62. Undeniable Me - Lime Green Puzzle Piece.
63. Some Random Piece of Randomness - The Spontaneously Combusting Penguin.
64. Brass Monki - Lord Charles.

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Steve-Dave

| 10,860 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 4:06 pm

1. Haryuu No Hanekata
2. Miss Moneypenny/Lassie the Evil One.
3. Spandorexxa
4. Delirium Trigger.
5. Lawful Hippo
6. Apologetic Breadstick
7. Junior Minister
8. Savage Cabbage.
9. Lilac Leopard
10. A Tractor Called Spam.
11. Squirrel of Doom.
12. The Silent Majority
13. Dissimulation.
14. Elusive Moose.
15. He Who Loves To Skank
16. The Brigadier.
17. Lara Croft
18. Killer Bunny.
19. Samurai Hedgehog
20. Dalek
21. Monk McManus.
22. Grimble Gromble.
23. The Friendly Prophet of Doom.
24. Suffregette Undertaker.
25. Big Bob Flapper
26. Topper.
27. The Hoopiest Frood.
28. Insane Jam Sow
29. Sir Whence Pitchfork.
30. Scruffy, Blackburn
31. Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex
32. Osiris
33. Elden Ray.
34. Sykopathic Mushroom.
35. Jeff The Jiff
36. Uneducated wombat
37. YeahYeahYeah.
38. Vigilante Maelstrom
39. Zaganza.
40. Menome
41. Broccoli The Evil One
42. Parsley Possum
43. Completely Underwhelmed.
44. ANBY
45. Mortal Wombat
46. Little Blue Fox.
47. The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.
48. Farmer Jack
49. The Suited Stranger
50. Tooth of Wisdom
51. Mancomb Seepgood
52. Freshly Squeezed Cynic
53. TheUnitedTruth.
54. WLW
55. Penfold
56. 1929
57. One Winged Angel.
58. Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House.
59. Luco El Loco
60. Secuded Rainbow.
61. The Doc
62. Lime Green Puzzle Piece.
63. The Spontaneously Combusting Penguin.
64. Brass Monki

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Insane Jam Sow

| 443 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 6:55 pm

Bill Bryson is my God

1. Haryuu No Hanekata
2. Miss Moneypenny/Lassie the Evil One
3. Spandorexxa
4. Caged Liberty
5. Lawful Hippo
6. Apologetic Breadstick
7. Junior Minister
8. Savage Cabbage
9. Lilac Leopard
10. Sugared Vemon
11. Paddy Irishman
12. Fluffy The Evil One
13. Dissimulation
14. Elusive Moose
15. Concrete Donkey
16. Pablo Marmite
17. Lara Croft
18. Wibble
19. Samurai Hedgehog
20. Lost In Translation
21. Silvan Draconis
22. The Psychedelic Gloom
23. Curly Cow
24. Pint-Sized Pineapple
25. Big Bob Flapper
26. Topper
27. My and My Insanity
28. Insane Jam Sow
29. Sir Whence Pitchfork
30. Bob Bob The Bob
31. Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex
32. Little Becky BigMouth
33. Satan's Little Helper
34. Sykopathic Mushroom
35. Jeff The Jiff
36. Sex Jones/The 'Ziner Who Should Not be/Polka-dot Cyril
37. YeahYeahYeah
38. Vigilante Maelstrom
39. The Wonky Gnome
40. Plughole Fantasy
41. Broccoli The Evil One
42. Parsley Possum
43. Geoff The Ref
44. ANBY
45. Ms Jane Lane
46. Little Blue Fox
47. The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning
48. Farmer Jack
49. The Suited Stranger
50. Tooth of Wisdom
51. Mancomb Seepgood
52. Freshly Squeezed Cynic
53. TheUnitedTruth
54. WLW (Isn't it inevitable that WLW will win? I mean, who can vote against him)?
55. Uneducated Shampoo
56. She Who Lost The Plot
57. One Winged Angel
58. Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House
59. Luco El Loco
60. Galder Weatherwax's Hat
61. The Doc
62. Undeniable Me
63. The Spontaneously Combusting Penguin.
64. Lord Charles

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Steve-Dave

| 10,860 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 7:11 pm

Quote: Insane_Jam_Sow

54. WLW (Isn't it inevitable that WLW will win? I mean, who can vote against him)?

I dunno, if it came down to WLW and Topper, I might have to go with Topper. WLW will most likely be in the top 5 anyway.

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 7:18 pm

There's a few 'Ziners I'd choose over WLW, to be honest.

Griff

| 764 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 7:38 pm

(indoors)

I still haven't seen WLW's letter...

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Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 7:42 pm

I've been voting against WLW both rounds because I don't think it's right she's included...

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Megazine Letters.

| 3,425 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 7:56 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

WLW is really important and interesting, I think. Maybe it is better than another tiny 'Ziner no-one would vote at-all?
WLW writes lots of little letters to Mega-zine every day, and also she is like a Mega-ziner a tiny bit, I think. But lots of 'Ziners are lots more funny than WLW, I think.

:-[

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 8:08 pm

Quote: megazineletters

WLW is really important and interesting, I think. Maybe it is better than another tiny 'Ziner no-one would vote at-all?
WLW writes lots of little letters to Mega-zine every day, and also she is like a Mega-ziner a tiny bit, I think. But lots of 'Ziners are lots more funny than WLW, I think.

:-[

But they're not a Ziner in the sense the other 255 were, there's probably been more than one WLW, and there are lots of people you could have included instead, not least The Artist Formerly Known As Gonzo

Maeby

| 22,373 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 8:15 pm

Marry me?

Nope, WLW said there was only ever one WLW in his interview. And also that he was a bloke.

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 8:28 pm

But they also said they were a giraffe, so that invalidates the bunch

Insane Jam Sow

| 443 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 8:51 pm

Bill Bryson is my God

Hmm, didn't know I'd launch so much discussion. But my general feeling is that if it comes down to WLW and someone else in the final round, they should be declared joint winners.

Anyway, based on what people are saying, that may well not be the case.

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Yes, my website still exists. Just about.

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Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive

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Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250

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Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.

Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too

Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"

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