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MegaZine-y Challenges.

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Little Blue Fox.

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16^th Nov 2006 at 12:19 pm

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*New challenge by Alice...
21. Write a letter where every word starts with a vowel. The letter must make sense.

I sent a letter today, but I am not sure it will be printed. :-[

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
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Little Blue Fox.

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17^th Nov 2006 at 12:08 pm

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21. Write a letter where each word begins with a vowel. The letter must make sense.[/color]

My letter was printed.

Page Two.
SPOOKY STORY.

Once upon an empty evening, an eager owl opens an eerie envelope. All around, icicles of imagination exaggerate its apprehensions. Its anxious, ever anxious, expectations unfold across ages.
Eventually, an owl, alone and afraid, opens its eerie envelope. Inside...it's an invitation!

The Soul Cake Duck.

Fantastic introduction. Shame about the rest of the story...

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*New challenges...
22. Write a letter about a haunted house.
23. If 'Ziners were The League Of Gentlemen characters.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Colin

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26^th Nov 2006 at 10:43 am

I've done the MEGAZINEISGETTINGBETTER one. Or does David have to announce these? If so, sorry.

Anyway, my challenge:
24. "It cannot be true that there is life after death, because there is no evidence for it"

Do you agree? Give reasons to support your answer and show that you have thought about different points of view. You must refer to Buddhism in your answer.

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Little Blue Fox.

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27^th Nov 2006 at 4:19 pm

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Colin's letter...

Page Five.

A SAD STORY.

"My Edward, gaze at the zoo insects nicley eating!"
"I see".
"Go, Edward, to the insect nutrition gallerry!
But Edward's teeth then eroded - replusive.

Vigilante Maelstrom.

I don't think this letter is about food, but, then again, I haven't got a clue what it is about?

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Maeby

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29^th Nov 2006 at 12:39 pm

Marry me?

I did one about a haunted house.

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Little Blue Fox.

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1^st Dec 2006 at 11:56 am

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22. Write a letter about a haunted house.
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Alice's letter was printed...

Page 2.

Whatever happened to...

The front door creaked open, in desperate need for WD40. As I stepped inside, slippery cobwebs clung to my hair and glued my eyelashes together.
The only light came from a hazy candle in a skeletal hand, making the aged, crumbling bones glow yellow. Something jumped out. I screamed! It was David Hasselhoff. I ran.

Elden Ray.

A classic bit of nail-biting micro-fiction. Give yourself a clap.

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*New challenge by Alice...
25. Write a Letter about a pair of your very smelly socks and how they influence people's lives.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Rayanne Graff

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8^th Dec 2006 at 1:08 pm

River Phoenix

i'll do it.

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Little Blue Fox.

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8^th Dec 2006 at 1:37 pm

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*Special Christmassy challenges (by Colin and David-James).
1. Write a mega-zine nativity story.
2. If ‘Ziners were Christmas presents.
3. Write a mega-zine parady of a christmas movie.
4. If ‘ziners were the reindeer.
5. Use the phrase “and if Santa thinks some candy canes are going to make up for that, he is very mistaken”.

I am going to delete all of them after christmas.

Edited by Little Blue Fox. Dec 2006

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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9^th Dec 2006 at 12:46 pm

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25. Write a Letter about a pair of your very smelly socks and how they influence people's lives.

Strawberry's letter was printed...

Page 4.

Smelly socks.

My friend thinks I should change my socks; I've only been wearing them for two weeks. They're so smelly. Still, they contain the sweat and blood of the ancient world. If I wear them for long enough, my psychic powers will improve. I think. So I won't change my socks. I am a proud Iceni warrior. My socks and powers will help me to make the world a better place. Especially for those who don't have a strong sense of smell.

Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House.

If only Teletext were smell-o-vision.

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*New challenge by Strawberry...
26.The letter should be about embarrassing crushes. In the letter, they (i mean, the person who does the challenge) should say that they used to have a crush on Phillip Schofield. At some point in the letter, they should say that, when they last saw Test The Nation, their feelings for him came back.

Quote: Little_Blue_Fox

5. Use the phrase “and if Santa thinks some candy canes are going to make up for that, he is very mistaken”.

Oh gosh - I am sorry it is really angry and aggressive - I hope it is ok. I did not mean it to be really horrible. :-[

Edited by Little Blue Fox. Dec 2006

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Colin

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10^th Dec 2006 at 6:39 pm

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17. Write a letter about jinxes and curses and unluckiness.

I'm trying this one. But it's only a one-line letter.

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Coin Operated Girl

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12^th Dec 2006 at 4:19 pm

i put the screw in the tuna

i've got a challenge! refer to at least two of the following in one letter

* costermongers
* chihuahuas
* hitler moustaches
* cone bras
* myspace
* dancing hobnobs

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Little Blue Fox.

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12^th Dec 2006 at 5:48 pm

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i've got a challenge! refer to at least two of the following in one letter

* costermongers
* chihuahuas
* hitler moustaches
* cone bras
* myspace
* dancing hobnobs

Ok.

it is number 27.

*New christmas challenge by Colin.
6. End a letter with: "And that's why I'm labelling my presents as they're wrapped next year."

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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14^th Dec 2006 at 12:13 pm

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26.Write a letterabout how you used to have an embaressing crush on Phillip Schofield, and also how all your feelings for him came back when you watched Test The Nation.

5.Use the phrase “and if Santa thinks some candy canes are going to make up for that, he is very mistaken”.

Claire's and alice's letters were printed...Yay!

Page Five.

DECLARATION.

You know these childehood crushes ypu get that you'll never admit to? Mine was a silver fox of a TV presenter with one-time penchant for gophers...but I hid my lust, hiding my shrine under my bed and praying no-one ever found out my dirty secret.
But then came Test The Nation, and I decided it was time to be proud. So, people of Mega-Zine, I must declare: I Love Phillip Schofield!

Lilac Leopard.

I'm no Scho-mophobe, but it's just not natural LL.

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Page 5.

SANTA PAWS

'Twas the night before Christmas and I sneaked downstairs hoping to find some snowmen (or even some snow). But no.
I saw Mum kissing Santa Claus and he wasn't my dad. After gagging Rudolph and gagging myself, I went upstairs. If Santa thinks some candy canes are going to make up for THAT, he's very much mistaken.

Elden Ray.

Oh, to be a fly on the wall at your Christmas dinner.

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*New challenges by Claire and Alice...
28. Write a letter that includes the words lime, underpants and veritable.
29. If I were a crab, this is what I'd do...

Edited by Little Blue Fox. Dec 2006

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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5^th Jan 2007 at 1:31 pm

Hope is important.

*New challenges...
31. If 'Ziners were Simpsons characters.
32. Use the phrase "Karma - always one step ahead!".
33. Write a letter about Japan.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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8^th Jan 2007 at 4:15 pm

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31. If 'Ziners were Simpsons characters.

Martin's letter was printed...

IF 'ZINERS WERE SIMPSONS CHARACTERS.

- Little Blue Fox - Lenny ("So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence...of being a jerk!').
- Dr Namgge - Ralph Wiggum ("Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers").
- The Brigadier - Mr Burns ("Smithers, take off my belt").
- WLW - Crazy Cat Lady ("Insert gibberish").

The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.

*Insert gibberish*.

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*New challenge by Martin...
34.End a letter with "so what the heck am I going to do with the hippo?"

Edited by Little Blue Fox. Jan 2007

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.

Steve-Dave: Everything's better!

Puffalump: Barrier

Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been

Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"

Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive

Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books

Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250

Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more

Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs

Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know

Steve-Dave: Thank you

Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.

Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too

Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"

Steve-Dave: And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."

Rayanne Graff: You nerds crack me up.

Steve-Dave: Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best

Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.

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