Mega-Zine: Unseen Footage and Alternative Takes

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Be ye warned. It's astounding, time is fleeting, this mad, mindwashing cult is coming your way. Be prepared to surrender your will, your money, your livelihood-sacrifice everything (except goats and certain humans) to this magnificent cause. Pamplemeese are amazing. How did you ever live without them?
Cult of the Pamplemeese: Poorness in wallets, richness in life!

Arrant Nerd Boxes Yodeller and Elden Ray (High Priest and Priestess, Sh(wo)men of The Cult of the Pamplemeese.

and...

Cult of the Pamplemeese

Well it does exactly what it says on the tin. We shall mindwash the masses and cultivate pamplemeese that shall take over your towns, control your lives and force you to subvert to our way of living-ie Pamplemeese worshipping.
And you think you have a choice.

Elden Ray and Arrant Nerd Boxes Yodeller (High Priestess and Priest and Sha(wo)men of Cult of the Pamplemeese.)

and the very shoddily edited:
We would like to announce the uprising of the Cult of the Pamplemeese.

What do we do, you may be wondering? Short answer is nothing, though the
long story is getting grapefruit gum back in Marks and Sparks, plus the
occasional pagan ritual involving fruit.

Arrant Nerd Boxes Yodeller and Elden Ray, (High Priest and Priestess Sha(wo)man
of the Cult of Pamplemeese)

Dear Emma Levine (Surrre)
You seem to have misunderstood my letter.I was merely pointing out that you would be the daft annoying one who would make me want to chew off my arm and feed to the gorrillas, not a wimp at all.Also, since when has getting piercings made you brave? Actually, I do admit that your ability to write into Zine even though not alot of us like you is very brave.Good on you girl.

Citizen Twiggy Bernal.
(Ooh get me I can do it too.This SO means I'm ever going to get a shot.)


Sent in today but I doubt its going to get printed.So I thought I'd share now.

Teletext are w*nkers. No, really. My letter had the guts ripped out of it. Here's what I actually said.

Which Craft?

Emma-The-Lil'-Angel claims her letter was about witchcraft. It might be nice in future if she actually mentions the things she claims she's talking about instead of mentioning completely different subjects. It makes everything so much easier.

And, of course, no-one knows each other's age on 'Zine. It just seemed logical to assume, the way she simpers over corporate pretty-boys so, that she was still of school age.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic .

Those b*st*rds.

I mean, it wasn't even cut to fit, like they used to do. That;s understandable - a line, a sentance is understandable. But to cut more than half of it? That's blatant censorship, and favouritism of that annoying little goit. It's not just her in my sights any more... Heh, they'll see.

I laughed at yours Alan (It seems to be a bad habit I've acquired lately )
Everyone could all do a slagging of Emma day, then we'll see who gets censored and not.
I wish she did go on the radio, then there'd be the option of switching her off rather than waiting for the page to refresh.

Exactly. Sooooo....you know what to do, heh. (Every time I sl*g her off I never get on 'Zine. I swear she must do something to get WLW on her side. Maybe licks Mavis in unforeseen places?)

Nice.