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Mega-Zine: Unseen Footage and Alternative Takes

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satansrubberduck

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19^th Nov 2004 at 2:51 am

This fuschia is bright. This fuschia is orange.

Yeah, but Alan Partridge isn't funny

Maeby

| 22,373 posts

19^th Nov 2004 at 5:26 pm

Marry me?

In a completely non funny way he is funny, unlike WLW who is not funny in a non-funny or humourous way. That sounded so much better in my head

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Lord Havelock Vetinari

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20^th Nov 2004 at 12:47 am

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Quote: Aberdeen_George_

Yeah, but Alan Partridge isn't funny

Yeah, yeah, but he really is. In millions of ways

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

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ANBY v3.0

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20^th Nov 2004 at 12:50 am

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

fightfightfightfightfightfightfightfight

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Lord Havelock Vetinari

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20^th Nov 2004 at 12:52 am

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

No, it's ok because we did

so it's only in jest.

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

satansrubberduck

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22^nd Nov 2004 at 3:26 am

This fuschia is bright. This fuschia is orange.

Yes.

I don't believe that anyone could oppose me in this; Alan Partridge just is not funny at all.

Oh yeah,

Obelisk the Tormentor

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22^nd Nov 2004 at 3:30 am

TOOOOORMENT!!

a miracle has happened g... i actually agree with you on something!

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Lord Havelock Vetinari

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22^nd Nov 2004 at 9:39 am

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Quote: Aberdeen_George_

Yes.

I don't believe that anyone could oppose me in this; Alan Partridge just is not funny at all.

Oh yeah,

I can and will oppose you, Alan Partridge is funny. In my opinion of course, it's not like I'm stating it as fact...
Different strokes...

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

satansrubberduck

| 7,519 posts

23^rd Nov 2004 at 12:54 am

This fuschia is bright. This fuschia is orange.

Well, I suppose, I should probably watch an episode of his show before saying I don't like him

Ohhh, cuss you bad. �Alan Partridge rules.

That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world.

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Little Blue Fox.

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27^th Nov 2004 at 1:36 pm

Hope is important.

I sent a letter but it was not printed.

"Oh my goodness! - It is really horrible Blood-Orange Kit Kats are made with real...oranges."

Does it make sense?

It is pretty silly.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

27^th Nov 2004 at 8:37 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Hehehehe, kick-a*s.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

1^st Dec 2004 at 8:57 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

The non-mangled letter of the day is... (cut part in bold)

A Zine version of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here? I look at things like Zine to get away from dross like that. Although, I'm not sure why I look at Zine to get away from dross any more. Isn't that right, Emma-the-Lil'-Angel?

Anyway, I'd rather run through a glass-shard covered dog pound barefoot wearing only sausages than see that idea come to fruition.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Maeby

| 22,373 posts

2^nd Dec 2004 at 4:07 pm

Marry me?

WLW just doesn't like people b*ching about Emma the Lil' Angel. (Dunno why, it let in quite a lot about Spiky Stuy.) But have you noticed that depending on the particular WLW certain things get censored.? If Alan had sent that to one particular or more of them they wouldn't have printed it, because there's at least one who really likes her. But sometimes the others let you get away with sligtly harsh comments, though others don't or edit them. Hmph.

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

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2^nd Dec 2004 at 5:31 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Attacks on Zine/WLW itself seem to be the big no-no. Never got one in on that subject.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.

Steve-Dave: Everything's better!

Puffalump: Barrier

Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been

Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"

Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive

Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books

Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250

Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more

Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs

Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know

Steve-Dave: Thank you

Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.

Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too

Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"

Steve-Dave: And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."

Rayanne Graff: You nerds crack me up.

Steve-Dave: Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best

Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.

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