Mega-Zine: Unseen Footage and Alternative Takes
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Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.
Well, we've all been whingeing about WLW hacking up 'Zine letters like a cash-strapped butcher as of late, so I figured an alternative:
Stick your original version of the letter here.
We'll keep this corner about to allow people to show the world those letters that didn't quite make the final cut. I'll stick some ground rules now, as I'm bossy.
Conditions:
Non-printed letters
[list][*]Please only post letters you sent that you thought were quite good. Ones that didn't make the final cut for reasons you cannot understand: ones you are proud of. That sort of thing
[*]You must have genuinely sent the letter to Mega-Zine, and allowed the eight-day rule to have elapsed before sticking it up on here, if it's a recent send.
[*]If it's an old one that you've still got knocking about for some reason, stick that up, too.
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Butchered letters
[list][*]Show us the original, the way you wanted it formatted.
[*]If it was just a sentence at the end that got lopped off, I would suggest not to bother; it was probably just too long or something.
[*]If it was edited in order to make it less offensive/rude/vulgar, put it up here. Bit of filth is good for the immune system.[/list]
Alternatively [email=mega_zine@hotmail.com]flood the Alternative Mega-Zine[/email], and cut out the middle-manthread completely
Now let rip.
Stick your original version of the letter here.
We'll keep this corner about to allow people to show the world those letters that didn't quite make the final cut. I'll stick some ground rules now, as I'm bossy.
Conditions:
Non-printed letters
[list][*]Please only post letters you sent that you thought were quite good. Ones that didn't make the final cut for reasons you cannot understand: ones you are proud of. That sort of thing
[*]You must have genuinely sent the letter to Mega-Zine, and allowed the eight-day rule to have elapsed before sticking it up on here, if it's a recent send.
[*]If it's an old one that you've still got knocking about for some reason, stick that up, too.
[/list]
Butchered letters
[list][*]Show us the original, the way you wanted it formatted.
[*]If it was just a sentence at the end that got lopped off, I would suggest not to bother; it was probably just too long or something.
[*]If it was edited in order to make it less offensive/rude/vulgar, put it up here. Bit of filth is good for the immune system.[/list]
Alternatively [email=mega_zine@hotmail.com]flood the Alternative Mega-Zine[/email], and cut out the middle-manthread completely
Now let rip.
This fuschia is bright. This fuschia is orange.
It's been less than an hour, leave it a while
And I'd suggest stickying it too; like the rants board, threads show up in the order they are began, so this'll drop off the front page in a while.
And I'd suggest stickying it too; like the rants board, threads show up in the order they are began, so this'll drop off the front page in a while.
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
*Gets the ball rolling*
Sent ages ago...never printed...also sent to alt. 'Zine...never printed
Nightmare
I had an absurdly scary nightmare last night. I dreamt that each of my fingers each had their own tiny hands with miniscule fingers.
However it got worse. Next thing I knew I was taking my finals at Uni when the right hand of my thumb and the right hand of my index finger decided to enter into a two hour thumb war contest, rendering my entire future obsolete. Scary stuff...
Topper
Sent ages ago...never printed...also sent to alt. 'Zine...never printed
Nightmare
I had an absurdly scary nightmare last night. I dreamt that each of my fingers each had their own tiny hands with miniscule fingers.
However it got worse. Next thing I knew I was taking my finals at Uni when the right hand of my thumb and the right hand of my index finger decided to enter into a two hour thumb war contest, rendering my entire future obsolete. Scary stuff...
Topper
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Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up
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This fuschia is bright. This fuschia is orange.
Cheat
Mind you, I would do the same if I'd actually saved any of them.
Mind you, I would do the same if I'd actually saved any of them.
Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up
Jimmy:
Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave:
Everything's better!
Puffalump:
Barrier
Steve-Dave:
The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy:
I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave:
Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave:
It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave:
Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave:
His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave:
His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave:
But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave:
Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave:
Thank you
Rayanne Graff:
It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave:
It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave:
Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave:
And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff:
You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave:
Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff:
... in the pants department.
