Mega-Zine: Unseen Footage and Alternative Takes

Well, we've all been whingeing about WLW hacking up 'Zine letters like a cash-strapped butcher as of late, so I figured an alternative:

Stick your original version of the letter here.

We'll keep this corner about to allow people to show the world those letters that didn't quite make the final cut. I'll stick some ground rules now, as I'm bossy.

Conditions:
Non-printed letters
[list][*]Please only post letters you sent that you thought were quite good. Ones that didn't make the final cut for reasons you cannot understand: ones you are proud of. That sort of thing
[*]You must have genuinely sent the letter to Mega-Zine, and allowed the eight-day rule to have elapsed before sticking it up on here, if it's a recent send.
[*]If it's an old one that you've still got knocking about for some reason, stick that up, too.
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Butchered letters
[list][*]Show us the original, the way you wanted it formatted.
[*]If it was just a sentence at the end that got lopped off, I would suggest not to bother; it was probably just too long or something.
[*]If it was edited in order to make it less offensive/rude/vulgar, put it up here. Bit of filth is good for the immune system.[/list]


Alternatively [email=mega_zine@hotmail.com]flood the Alternative Mega-Zine[/email], and cut out the middle-manthread completely


Now let rip.

It's been less than an hour, leave it a while

And I'd suggest stickying it too; like the rants board, threads show up in the order they are began, so this'll drop off the front page in a while.

*Gets the ball rolling*

Sent ages ago...never printed...also sent to alt. 'Zine...never printed


Nightmare

I had an absurdly scary nightmare last night. I dreamt that each of my fingers each had their own tiny hands with miniscule fingers.

However it got worse. Next thing I knew I was taking my finals at Uni when the right hand of my thumb and the right hand of my index finger decided to enter into a two hour thumb war contest, rendering my entire future obsolete. Scary stuff...

Topper

Alex isn't secretly f*cking Mavis, so he can't get on, unlike he who loves to w*nk.

i'm about once a fortnight lately. cept when i send two at once.

Cheat

Mind you, I would do the same if I'd actually saved any of them.

I wonder if he'll start getting your name right...since when is it unPC to say Schizo?

I've just sent in my pain relief influenced ramblings, so I apologise in advance for their inability to make any sense whatsoever.

He added thw word 'meh' into my letter the other day. Weirdo.