The Best Of Zine...
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You! Me! Milkshakes!
Up to January 2009...
- *Saturday Showcase Wins.*
Vigilante Maelstrom - 16.
Paddy Irishman - 7.
Topper/Stuttercut - 4.
Elden Ray - 3.
Insane Jam Sow - 3.
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning - 3.
Caged Liberty - 2.
Farmer Jack - 2.
Little Blue Fox - 2.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic - 2.
Miss Whiskers - 2.
Evil Tongs - 1.
The Hoppiest Frood - 1.
Elusive Moose - 1.
Clive Eats Alligators - 1.
Dissimulation - 1.
1929 - 1.
Lara Croft - 1.
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex - 1.
Pedantic 252 - 1.
Grimble Gromble - 1.
Lord Sebastian Flyte - 1.
Lilac Leopard - 1.
Junior Minister - 1.
Psychic Potato - 1.
Daggsy - 1.
TheUnitedTruth - 1.
The Doc - 1.
Arrant Nerds Boxes Yodeller - 1.
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- *Saturday Showcase Nominations.*
Vigilante Maelstrom and Rose Timp - 29.
Paddy Irishman and Shamrocking Bogman - 24.
Little Blue Fox and The Soul Cake Duck - 15.
Elden Ray - 14.
Insane Jam Sow - 10.
Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House/Aphra the Post-Modern Spy - 9.
Junior Minister - 8.
One Winged Angel - 8.
Stuttercut and Topper - 7.
Freshley Squeezed Cynic - 6.
Lilac Leopard - 6.
Farmer Jack - 5.
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning - 5.
Miss Whiskers - 5.
Psychic Potato - 5.
YeahYeahYeah - 5.
Caged Liberty - 4.
Lord Sebastian Flyte - 4.
Big Bob Flapper - 3.
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex - 3.
Mancomb Seepgood and Lewis GumDrops - 3.
Satan's Little Helper - 3.
Daggsy - 3.
Princess Psycho - 3.
The Psychedelic Gloom - 3.
Dr Namgge - 3.
Blossom Black Shadow - 2.
Helga Hufflepuff's Hat - 2.
Dalek - 2.
Dissimulation - 2.
Evil Tongs - 1.
Jingle - 1.
Pablo Marmite - 1.
Not a Trendie, Not One Of You Either - 1.
The Hoopiest Frood - 1.
DJ Dave - 1.
Broken Bubbles - 1.
The One With Little Significance - 1.
Apologetic Breadstick - 1.
Gnuffo - 1.
Satan's Rubber Duck - 1.
Elusive Moose - 1.
Clive Eats Alligators - 1.
HP Baaxter - 1.
The Suited Stranger - 1.
Numberthree - 1.
WLW - 1.
Delirium Trigger - 1.
IceBlink Luck's Hatful of Hollow T-shirt - 1.
Smerker - 1.
Daddypoos - 1.
Enchanted Rose - 1.
Lara Croft - 1.
Llama Farmer - 1.
Luco El Loco - 1.
Love-In-Idleness - 1.
Broccoli the Evil One - 1.
Lola Cherry Cola - 1.
Pedantic 252 - 1.
Norman Barry - 1.
The Twirly Catcher - 1.
Samurai Hedgehog - 1.
The Vampire of ye olde Hinkytown - 1.
Unusual Suspect - 1.
Uneducated Wombat - 1.
Zandanius, King of the Jews - 1.
The Anteater - 1.
Grimble Gromble - 1.
The Salmon of Doubt - 1.
Six - 1.
Little Miss Sunshine - 1.
Haryuu No Hanekata - 1.
Desiderata Hollow - 1.
The Viking Horde - 1.
Earl Jones Junior - 1.
Almost Famous - 1.
Dead Child Playing - 1.
TheUnitedTruth - 1.
Marmaduke Twist - 1.
Persephone's Bees - 1.
Splat Meringue - 1.
The Doc - 1.
Cedric the Sea Monster - 1.
Earnies Rubber Duck - 1.
Arrant Nerds Boxes Yodeller - 1.
Seren Arain - 1.
Rusty Regan - 1.
Colonial Foot Soldier - 1.
- *Saturday Showcase Wins.*
Vigilante Maelstrom - 16.
Paddy Irishman - 7.
Topper/Stuttercut - 4.
Elden Ray - 3.
Insane Jam Sow - 3.
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning - 3.
Caged Liberty - 2.
Farmer Jack - 2.
Little Blue Fox - 2.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic - 2.
Miss Whiskers - 2.
Evil Tongs - 1.
The Hoppiest Frood - 1.
Elusive Moose - 1.
Clive Eats Alligators - 1.
Dissimulation - 1.
1929 - 1.
Lara Croft - 1.
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex - 1.
Pedantic 252 - 1.
Grimble Gromble - 1.
Lord Sebastian Flyte - 1.
Lilac Leopard - 1.
Junior Minister - 1.
Psychic Potato - 1.
Daggsy - 1.
TheUnitedTruth - 1.
The Doc - 1.
Arrant Nerds Boxes Yodeller - 1.
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- *Saturday Showcase Nominations.*
Vigilante Maelstrom and Rose Timp - 29.
Paddy Irishman and Shamrocking Bogman - 24.
Little Blue Fox and The Soul Cake Duck - 15.
Elden Ray - 14.
Insane Jam Sow - 10.
Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House/Aphra the Post-Modern Spy - 9.
Junior Minister - 8.
One Winged Angel - 8.
Stuttercut and Topper - 7.
Freshley Squeezed Cynic - 6.
Lilac Leopard - 6.
Farmer Jack - 5.
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning - 5.
Miss Whiskers - 5.
Psychic Potato - 5.
YeahYeahYeah - 5.
Caged Liberty - 4.
Lord Sebastian Flyte - 4.
Big Bob Flapper - 3.
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex - 3.
Mancomb Seepgood and Lewis GumDrops - 3.
Satan's Little Helper - 3.
Daggsy - 3.
Princess Psycho - 3.
The Psychedelic Gloom - 3.
Dr Namgge - 3.
Blossom Black Shadow - 2.
Helga Hufflepuff's Hat - 2.
Dalek - 2.
Dissimulation - 2.
Evil Tongs - 1.
Jingle - 1.
Pablo Marmite - 1.
Not a Trendie, Not One Of You Either - 1.
The Hoopiest Frood - 1.
DJ Dave - 1.
Broken Bubbles - 1.
The One With Little Significance - 1.
Apologetic Breadstick - 1.
Gnuffo - 1.
Satan's Rubber Duck - 1.
Elusive Moose - 1.
Clive Eats Alligators - 1.
HP Baaxter - 1.
The Suited Stranger - 1.
Numberthree - 1.
WLW - 1.
Delirium Trigger - 1.
IceBlink Luck's Hatful of Hollow T-shirt - 1.
Smerker - 1.
Daddypoos - 1.
Enchanted Rose - 1.
Lara Croft - 1.
Llama Farmer - 1.
Luco El Loco - 1.
Love-In-Idleness - 1.
Broccoli the Evil One - 1.
Lola Cherry Cola - 1.
Pedantic 252 - 1.
Norman Barry - 1.
The Twirly Catcher - 1.
Samurai Hedgehog - 1.
The Vampire of ye olde Hinkytown - 1.
Unusual Suspect - 1.
Uneducated Wombat - 1.
Zandanius, King of the Jews - 1.
The Anteater - 1.
Grimble Gromble - 1.
The Salmon of Doubt - 1.
Six - 1.
Little Miss Sunshine - 1.
Haryuu No Hanekata - 1.
Desiderata Hollow - 1.
The Viking Horde - 1.
Earl Jones Junior - 1.
Almost Famous - 1.
Dead Child Playing - 1.
TheUnitedTruth - 1.
Marmaduke Twist - 1.
Persephone's Bees - 1.
Splat Meringue - 1.
The Doc - 1.
Cedric the Sea Monster - 1.
Earnies Rubber Duck - 1.
Arrant Nerds Boxes Yodeller - 1.
Seren Arain - 1.
Rusty Regan - 1.
Colonial Foot Soldier - 1.
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You! Me! Milkshakes!
Rose Timp, Insane Jam Sow and Colonial Foot Soldier won Saturday Showcase: Path of Radiance in Janurary 2009.
They all got 4 out of 16 votes.
Well done!
'Zine drinking game.
Ancient punchline used. *Glug*
List of ridicululously irrelevant puns. *Glug glug*
Braking Tree insissts on breing a trewe. *Glug glug gelg*
Sprinky tehCat say someth entirey inappropropriapt. *Glug glug gluglug*
I ply this gsame evvy day THen I wrte into MegaZonnne!! HIII.
ROssessss TInpog56hy7uxx!!1.
On behalf of the 'Zine sub editor, I curse you.
A cry for help.
My old school friend is getting married next week. You know, to a woman and everything. They have a house and proper jobs and there'll probably be kids at some point. Meanwhile, I'm sitting alone eating biscuits and emailing a giraffe who edits an obscure Teletext page. Tell me, where did my life go so wrong?
Insane Jam Sow.
Patience, my pretties. At my signal, we unleash hell.
On the face of it.
Looking at my watch, I noticed that the minute hand keeps chasing the hour hand. It's so unfair. It's bigger and faster than the hour hand. The second hand just keeps saying "I'll be there in a minute!" but then just walks on by. But I'm not going to let this keep happening, oh no... not on my watch.
Colonial Foot Soldier.
Someone's in line for a right ticking off. Or maybe there's no need to get so wound up about it?
And so on...
Link!
They all got 4 out of 16 votes.
Well done!
'Zine drinking game.
Ancient punchline used. *Glug*
List of ridicululously irrelevant puns. *Glug glug*
Braking Tree insissts on breing a trewe. *Glug glug gelg*
Sprinky tehCat say someth entirey inappropropriapt. *Glug glug gluglug*
I ply this gsame evvy day THen I wrte into MegaZonnne!! HIII.
ROssessss TInpog56hy7uxx!!1.
On behalf of the 'Zine sub editor, I curse you.
A cry for help.
My old school friend is getting married next week. You know, to a woman and everything. They have a house and proper jobs and there'll probably be kids at some point. Meanwhile, I'm sitting alone eating biscuits and emailing a giraffe who edits an obscure Teletext page. Tell me, where did my life go so wrong?
Insane Jam Sow.
Patience, my pretties. At my signal, we unleash hell.
On the face of it.
Looking at my watch, I noticed that the minute hand keeps chasing the hour hand. It's so unfair. It's bigger and faster than the hour hand. The second hand just keeps saying "I'll be there in a minute!" but then just walks on by. But I'm not going to let this keep happening, oh no... not on my watch.
Colonial Foot Soldier.
Someone's in line for a right ticking off. Or maybe there's no need to get so wound up about it?
And so on...
Link!
You! Me! Milkshakes!
The Silent Majority and Sniggledywingwong won Saturday Showcase: Death Note in February 2009.
They both got 4 out of 14 votes.
Well dones!
Bird watching comrades.
Keith Flint: Alright, mate? I'm in the Prodigy. What do you do?
Joseph Stalin: I was Russian premier from 1927 - 1953.
KF: Wow! What brings you down to Essex?
JS: Am looking for, how you say, pretty birds.
KF: Watch out 'cos in Essex (unexpected Yakov Smirnoff-style punchline)
JS: Why for did you say your last few words be in closed brackets?
The Silent Majority.
Smack my rich up!
Jaywalkin' USK.
I'm the baddest jaywalker in the USK.
Ain't nothing gonna stop me, I've got right of way,
That Officer Wilcox says to watch my step,
"Hey, Wilcox, you foo', that'd damage my rep,"
I yelled it from the fast lane - then I hurt my spine,
But damn, Swindon A&E nurses are fine.
HIT ME!*
Sniggledywingwong (*not with a car).
*Orderly queue forms*.
Link!
They both got 4 out of 14 votes.
Well dones!
Bird watching comrades.
Keith Flint: Alright, mate? I'm in the Prodigy. What do you do?
Joseph Stalin: I was Russian premier from 1927 - 1953.
KF: Wow! What brings you down to Essex?
JS: Am looking for, how you say, pretty birds.
KF: Watch out 'cos in Essex (unexpected Yakov Smirnoff-style punchline)
JS: Why for did you say your last few words be in closed brackets?
The Silent Majority.
Smack my rich up!
Jaywalkin' USK.
I'm the baddest jaywalker in the USK.
Ain't nothing gonna stop me, I've got right of way,
That Officer Wilcox says to watch my step,
"Hey, Wilcox, you foo', that'd damage my rep,"
I yelled it from the fast lane - then I hurt my spine,
But damn, Swindon A&E nurses are fine.
HIT ME!*
Sniggledywingwong (*not with a car).
*Orderly queue forms*.
Link!
Jimmy:
Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave:
Everything's better!
Puffalump:
Barrier
Steve-Dave:
The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy:
I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave:
Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave:
It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave:
Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave:
His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave:
His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave:
But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave:
Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave:
Thank you
Rayanne Graff:
It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave:
It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave:
Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave:
And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff:
You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave:
Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff:
... in the pants department.
