Fatsh*t Thread

This is the antonymous counterpart to the Fitness Thread, because I'd rather read about your overindulgences than how sweaty you got your ball bags at the gym.

Today I drank the left over milkshake from an army of thirsty Dutch tourists, meaning I consumed roughly the equivalent of 6 liquifide chocolate bars, 2 tubs of ice cream and three cows worth of milk. I'm pretty sure 'cows' is the proper measurement for dairy produce.
After the third cup I didn't even want anymore, not least of all because it was strawberry and that comes out kinda like mucus, but I already had my milky fangs and how else was I going to hide the evidence? Pour it down the drain? Come the f*ck on.

I was also introduced to some new foreign delights by The Polish Girl. She started me on the Strawberry (pronounced Straussberry) Rolls, which were basically fig rolls with strawberry centres. I was unimpressed and we moved on quickly to the coffee extract.
Coffee extract sounds decidedly vile, especially when you work in a coffee shop, but they turned out to be my favourite. Like the Worther's Original you would get as a child if your grandad was a complete b*st*rd.
Then to finish we shared a family sized bar of chocolate laced with praline on a bed of wafer. It was fit.

Polish confectionary makes my tongue furry.

Surely the antithesis of the "Fitness thread" would be about people deliberately aiming to gain weight and generally be unhealthy, rather than just about what they ate? Ergo, this thread should also be somewhere where people can bang on about smoking and drug consumption.

So basically just for the Doc then.

To date, today.

A chillli chicken pastie.
A chocolate milkshake
two courses at little yang sing, consisting of Seaweed, Prawn toast and coconut milkballs. Mains was seschuan chicken and egg friend rice. Accompanied by two bottles of cider.
After meal drinks, two pints of cider and a bag of crisps.
Further drinking to be done when I get word from my norwegian hombres.