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Death Pool Twenty-Ten

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Penn

| 10,658 posts

2^nd Jan 2010 at 12:36 pm

First off, congratulations to Alice for her resounding victory of Death Pool 2009 with an amazing 4 out of 5. Only Kerry Katona stopped a runaway victory, which is probably Kerry Katona's proudest moment of 2009.... staying alive.

So folks, you know the deal... 5 famous people. Go Go Go

1. Prince Philip (I think I chose him last year too, but he's so very old dammit!)
2. Kirk Douglas
3. Jackie Stallone
4. Paul 'The Gazza' Gascoigne
5. Martin Scorsese

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Jewbacca

| 6,720 posts

2^nd Jan 2010 at 1:38 pm

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Did she predict MJ and that guy from take that?

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Penn

| 10,658 posts

2^nd Jan 2010 at 1:43 pm

Quote: Martool™, Jan 2010

Did she predict MJ and that guy from take that?

No. She had:

Quote:

1) Kerry Katona. Here's hoping!
2) Jade Goody. As above.
3) Patrick Swayze.
4) Ted Kennedy.
5) Wendy Richard.

Jamie had Michael Jackson though, which was a hell of a prediction

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

2^nd Jan 2010 at 4:05 pm

Outside-left

George H. W. Bush
Murray Walker
Jordan/Katie Price
Michael Schumacher
Morrissey

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Jewbacca

| 6,720 posts

2^nd Jan 2010 at 4:27 pm

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Quote: Nigel Tufnel, Jan 2010

First off, congratulations to Alice for her resounding victory of Death Pool 2009 with an amazing 4 out of 5. Only Kerry Katona stopped a runaway victory, which is probably Kerry Katona's proudest moment of 2009.... staying alive.

So folks, you know the deal... 5 famous people. Go Go Go

1. Prince Philip (I think I chose him last year too, but he's so very old dammit!)
2. Kirk Douglas
3. Jackie Stallone
4. Paul 'The Gazza' Gascoigne
5. Martin Scorsese

4 out of 5 is still pretty scary though.

I'm going with John Cleese, Dr Dre, Kama Chinen, the Queen and then Prince Charles within the following month

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Maeby

| 22,311 posts

2^nd Jan 2010 at 4:41 pm

Marry me?

I took Farrah Fawcett out, and another person who also copped it. Damn me, for getting these and then deleting them.
My 5 celebrities who are currently shaking like a sh*tting dog are:

1) Lindsey Lohan (Amy's crushes like dying young. I looked at YOU: Gately, Ledger. It's Lohan's year).
2) Ronnie Biggs (Come on, Ronnie. Be punctual. Not like that locomotive).
3) JD Sallinger (The rye is being cut with the scythe... OF DEATH).
4) Zsa Zsa Gabor (The original Mummy).
5) Rush Limbaugh (He's a fat b*st*rd with chest pains. Now if only he also liked to ski...)
6) Katona. Just, please. PLEASE.

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Maeby

| 22,311 posts

2^nd Jan 2010 at 4:43 pm

Marry me?

Quote: Nigel Tufnel, Jan 2010

3. Jackie Stallone

Isn't she essentially just plastic now?

Also, there's no way Castro and Sharon are ever going to "die". They just won't announce it.

Radio 4 presenters seem to be dropping like flies recently, too. Bet a few more of them will go this year.

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Jingle

| 4,578 posts

2^nd Jan 2010 at 5:13 pm

WOO-HAH!

1. Richard Hammond
2. Amy Winehouse
3. Victoria Beckham
4. The Queen
5. Bruce Forsythe

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

2^nd Jan 2010 at 5:20 pm

1. Jordan's blind kid
2. Bruce Forsyth
3. Barack Obama
4. Bill Tarmey (Jack from Coronation Street. I've no idea if he's ill, but I saw him on TV the other day and he looked like death)
5. Rolf Harris

Maeby

| 22,311 posts

2^nd Jan 2010 at 9:18 pm

Marry me?

I saw this headline and got all excited...

Now I'm just

Btw, when is Robbie Williams gonna top himself?

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Jimmy

| 4,178 posts

3^rd Jan 2010 at 12:12 am

Oi!

1) The Pope
2) Ronnie Wood
3) Boy George
4) Jeremy Clarkson
5) Angus Young

The only two I hope I'm wrong about are 4 and 5. I say 5 because I saw him live twice and both times he looked like he was about to keel over and die any minute, though he still f*cking rocked.

I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

wombat

| 8,147 posts

3^rd Jan 2010 at 12:14 am

Technically sexy.

Quote: David St. Hubbins, Jan 2010

1) The Pope
2) Ronnie Wood
3) Boy George
4) Jeremy Clarkson
5) Angus Young

Why do you a) think Jeremy Clarkson will die and b) not want him to?

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Jimmy

| 4,178 posts

3^rd Jan 2010 at 12:16 am

Oi!

Quote: wombat, Jan 2010

Quote: David St. Hubbins, Jan 2010
1) The Pope
2) Ronnie Wood
3) Boy George
4) Jeremy Clarkson
5) Angus Young

Why do you a) think Jeremy Clarkson will die and b) not want him to?

I think he'll be assassinated by environmentalists and the fact that he annoys so many people pleases me.

Also, he punched Piers Morgan. This pretty much makes him my favourite person.

I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

wombat

| 8,147 posts

3^rd Jan 2010 at 12:19 am

Technically sexy.

Oh right, fair enough, except I am one of those people, gah!

I f*cking hate the man, but should clarify that I don't really want him killed, just incase this was leading to a Thomas Becket style mishap.

Anyway, I'm not playing this game- off I go...

Southern hemispherical rat boy

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| 11,612 posts

3^rd Jan 2010 at 12:21 am

Quote: wombat, Jan 2010

Oh right, fair enough, except I am one of those people, gah!

I f*cking hate the man, but should clarify that I don't really want him killed, just incase this was leading to a Thomas Becket style mishap.

Anyway, I'm not playing this game- off I go...

I also hate Jeremy Clarkson and am not playing this game.

He annoys people because he's an ill-informed opinionated c*nt.

the doc:

Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.

Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.

the doc: Wow, a proper old head

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.

satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.

Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.

satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.

satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.

Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...

I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD

I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD

Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years

Maeby: JIM!

the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight

the doc: Straws ^

the doc:

the doc: *whistles*

the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then

Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

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