Things that make you happy as f*cking Larry

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the doc

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24th Dec 2009 at 4:48 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
New happiness thread right here.

Nickolarse is back from the West Bank for Christmas and he's just paid us a flying visit. He's loving teaching out there, he's completely in love with his new Italian girlfriend, he's helping to organise a free international music festival next summer and life is treating him extremely well.

He's one of my oldest and dearest friends (I've known him for seventeen years) and even though it makes me sad that he's not around anymore, I'm absolutely overjoyed that he's so happy with everything that he's doing. Doesn't matter what anyone may or may not get me for tomorrow, seeing him this afternoon is the best Christmas present I could have wished for
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

learrggh

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24th Dec 2009 at 5:11 pm

learrggh -

 
i read the title as 'things that make you happy as f*cking barry'.

Maeby

| 22,373 posts


24th Dec 2009 at 5:12 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
This made me laugh:

My dad thought my mum was his mum.



My mum was not impressed that his present to her read "To Mum xxx".

Also, my dad is convinced that "pedantic" is not a word and that people don't use it.
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Carpet Remnant

| 11,626 posts


24th Dec 2009 at 5:33 pm

Carpet Remnant -

 
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Dec 2009
Also, my dad is convinced that "pedantic" is not a word and that people don't use it.

Steve-Dave

| 10,860 posts


24th Dec 2009 at 8:24 pm

Steve-Dave -

 
Quote: i am weasel., Dec 2009
i read the title as 'things that make you happy as f*cking barry'.


Well at least we know what to call the next one
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Steve-Dave

| 10,860 posts


25th Dec 2009 at 12:38 am

Steve-Dave -

 
At midnight mass, someone knocked the Pope on his a*s.

Where's your God now Benny?


Oh yeah, and Happy Christmas to all
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Animal

| 32,544 posts


25th Dec 2009 at 12:40 am

Animal -

 
Wikylepedia.

Not safe for... Well anywhere.

Edited by Animal Dec 2009
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Gob

| 12,043 posts


26th Dec 2009 at 12:34 am

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
My Mams just told me I can't swear on Christmas day

Animal

| 32,544 posts


26th Dec 2009 at 12:36 am

Animal -

 
ok, so I don't fully get what I'm doing with it yet and am just working from guides. But I made my very own KITT style slashing light thingy... Now to build the car to go with it.

I can see me enjoying this programming lark.

Video to come later. Maybe.
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Alec

| 1,346 posts


26th Dec 2009 at 1:05 am

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
The ending to the Doctor Who special earlier, after a rather rubbish first half of the episode.

Gob

| 12,043 posts


26th Dec 2009 at 1:15 am

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: Alec, Dec 2009
The ending to the Doctor Who special earlier, after a rather rubbish first half of the episode.


That programme is an embarrassment to Britain.

Alec

| 1,346 posts


26th Dec 2009 at 1:25 am

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Quote: Alec, Dec 2009
The ending to the Doctor Who special earlier, after a rather rubbish first half of the episode.


That programme is an embarrassment to Britain.


Oh well, sucks to be Britain then. I enjoy it, and I'm the important one to please in my eyes.

Gob

| 12,043 posts


26th Dec 2009 at 1:30 am

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: Alec, Dec 2009
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Quote: Alec, Dec 2009
The ending to the Doctor Who special earlier, after a rather rubbish first half of the episode.


That programme is an embarrassment to Britain.


Oh well, sucks to be Britain then. I enjoy it, and I'm the important one to please in my eyes.


Open your eyes. Its f*cking bobbins, its the science fiction hollyoaks, pure, unadulterated p*ss.

Alec

| 1,346 posts


26th Dec 2009 at 1:34 am

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Quote: Alec, Dec 2009
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Quote: Alec, Dec 2009
The ending to the Doctor Who special earlier, after a rather rubbish first half of the episode.


That programme is an embarrassment to Britain.


Oh well, sucks to be Britain then. I enjoy it, and I'm the important one to please in my eyes.


Open your eyes. Its f*cking bobbins, its the science fiction hollyoaks, pure, unadulterated p*ss.


Some of the stories are sh*te, been that way since 1963. Others though, are some of the best TV I've seen, and I'll put up with the Hollyoaks-lite episodes of recent years to get to them.


 
 
Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave: Thank you
Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave: And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff: You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave: Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.

 

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