All I want for Christmas is (insert words here)
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River Phoenix
i usually get loads of presents. i don't mind what i get. But i hope i don't get any shampoo as i've already got plenty of it. And i know i'm getting a River Phoenix T-shirt and a Sonic Youth T-shirt from the fiancé.
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River Phoenix
Dear Baz,
Please make a Christmassy edition of VnoiR in a couple of weeks or summat. So we can all be Christmassy and VnoiRy. Peace and love to you and the trees in Ireland,
From Strawberry.
That was a letter, albeit in post form.
Please make a Christmassy edition of VnoiR in a couple of weeks or summat. So we can all be Christmassy and VnoiRy. Peace and love to you and the trees in Ireland,
From Strawberry.
That was a letter, albeit in post form.
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Quote: Rayanne Graff, Dec 2009
All letters need to be posted
Dear Baz,
Please make a Christmassy edition of VnoiR in a couple of weeks or summat. So we can all be Christmassy and VnoiRy. Peace and love to you and the trees in Ireland,
From Strawberry.
That was a letter, albeit in post form.
All letters need to be posted
River Phoenix
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Dec 2009
Charming.
Anyhow, for Christmas all I want is SUNSHINE and HEAT.
Neither of which I will be getting.
C'est la vie. No, I do not want a B*witch*d single, just in case anybody was wondering. What's that? You weren't? You f*cking SUCK A*S!
Charming.
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a huuuuuuuuuuuuuug
but i won't get that
as for anything else, i don't really want anything
i know i'm getting a bottle of sambuca
other than that, meh
but i won't get that
as for anything else, i don't really want anything
i know i'm getting a bottle of sambuca
other than that, meh
Bing Bong Changes
Quote: I.R. baboon, Dec 2009
I'll hug you, if you hug me. Other than that, some new socks would be nice, as would Uncharted 2 on the PS3, and Doctor Who Series 3 & 4 on DVD.
a huuuuuuuuuuuuuug
but i won't get that
as for anything else, i don't really want anything
i know i'm getting a bottle of sambuca
other than that, meh
I'll hug you, if you hug me. Other than that, some new socks would be nice, as would Uncharted 2 on the PS3, and Doctor Who Series 3 & 4 on DVD.
Jimmy:
Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave:
Everything's better!
Puffalump:
Barrier
Steve-Dave:
The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy:
I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave:
Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave:
It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave:
Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave:
His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave:
His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave:
But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave:
Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave:
Thank you
Rayanne Graff:
It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave:
It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave:
Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave:
And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff:
You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave:
Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff:
... in the pants department.
