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Rayanne Graff

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23rd Jul 2009 at 2:51 pm

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Alice was right about Palmer's smelling nice.
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Lady Stark

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23rd Jul 2009 at 4:32 pm

Lady Stark - Winter Is Coming

Winter Is Coming

 
Quote: Marton™, Jul 2009
When I was in Newquay earlier this month I choked on a steak at the Wetherspoons, then went off to hospital for the most awesome operation of my life.

They sprayed me with a "throat spray" to numb my throat but I could still feel the tubes sliding down my gullet and eventually, after a lot of pushing and shoving, into my stomach. It took longer than an hour and I pretty much spent that entire time alternating between retching and burping But it was okay, a lovely machine sucked up all that excess saliva and at one point (the final push) there were four doctors holding me down


*squirms*

I think this is the same kind of thing I'm going to have to get done at some point, depending on what the Gastroenterology guy says when I see him. Bad news is that due to NHS waiting lists my appointment isn't until September

Gob

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23rd Jul 2009 at 4:53 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jul 2009
Alice was right about Palmer's smelling nice.


I love the stuff me, nothing like going out on a saturday night smelling lightly of chocolate, proper choc, not that fake smell of Lynx.

Jewbacca

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23rd Jul 2009 at 4:57 pm

Jewbacca - Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

 
Quote: PAULA SMASH, Jul 2009
Quote: Marton™, Jul 2009
When I was in Newquay earlier this month I choked on a steak at the Wetherspoons, then went off to hospital for the most awesome operation of my life.

They sprayed me with a "throat spray" to numb my throat but I could still feel the tubes sliding down my gullet and eventually, after a lot of pushing and shoving, into my stomach. It took longer than an hour and I pretty much spent that entire time alternating between retching and burping But it was okay, a lovely machine sucked up all that excess saliva and at one point (the final push) there were four doctors holding me down


*squirms*

I think this is the same kind of thing I'm going to have to get done at some point, depending on what the Gastroenterology guy says when I see him. Bad news is that due to NHS waiting lists my appointment isn't until September

Do you also have eosinophilic oesophagitis? Trouble swallowing? Hiccup when you eat?
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Lady Stark

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23rd Jul 2009 at 5:03 pm

Lady Stark - Winter Is Coming

Winter Is Coming

 
Quote: Marton™, Jul 2009
Quote: PAULA SMASH, Jul 2009
Quote: Marton™, Jul 2009
When I was in Newquay earlier this month I choked on a steak at the Wetherspoons, then went off to hospital for the most awesome operation of my life.

They sprayed me with a "throat spray" to numb my throat but I could still feel the tubes sliding down my gullet and eventually, after a lot of pushing and shoving, into my stomach. It took longer than an hour and I pretty much spent that entire time alternating between retching and burping But it was okay, a lovely machine sucked up all that excess saliva and at one point (the final push) there were four doctors holding me down


*squirms*

I think this is the same kind of thing I'm going to have to get done at some point, depending on what the Gastroenterology guy says when I see him. Bad news is that due to NHS waiting lists my appointment isn't until September

Do you also have eosinophilic oesophagitis? Trouble swallowing? Hiccup when you eat?


No, I could have Celiacs. The big test involves an Intestinal Biopsy, which they do by the whole 'stuffing a tube down the throat' thing

Jewbacca

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23rd Jul 2009 at 5:49 pm

Jewbacca - Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

 
Quote: PAULA SMASH, Jul 2009
Quote: Marton™, Jul 2009
Quote: PAULA SMASH, Jul 2009
Quote: Marton™, Jul 2009
When I was in Newquay earlier this month I choked on a steak at the Wetherspoons, then went off to hospital for the most awesome operation of my life.

They sprayed me with a "throat spray" to numb my throat but I could still feel the tubes sliding down my gullet and eventually, after a lot of pushing and shoving, into my stomach. It took longer than an hour and I pretty much spent that entire time alternating between retching and burping But it was okay, a lovely machine sucked up all that excess saliva and at one point (the final push) there were four doctors holding me down


*squirms*

I think this is the same kind of thing I'm going to have to get done at some point, depending on what the Gastroenterology guy says when I see him. Bad news is that due to NHS waiting lists my appointment isn't until September

Do you also have eosinophilic oesophagitis? Trouble swallowing? Hiccup when you eat?


No, I could have Celiacs. The big test involves an Intestinal Biopsy, which they do by the whole 'stuffing a tube down the throat' thing

Ah yeah, uncomfortable, but that part only takes two seconds. The pain was in dislodging the blockage, you should be fine

Until you die of celiacs, anyway
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Rayanne Graff

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23rd Jul 2009 at 6:05 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Tuco, Jul 2009
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jul 2009
Alice was right about Palmer's smelling nice.


I love the stuff me, nothing like going out on a saturday night smelling lightly of chocolate, proper choc, not that fake smell of Lynx.


Cool, so that must mean that wearing Palmer's makes me a winner.
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Gob

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23rd Jul 2009 at 7:08 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jul 2009
Quote: Tuco, Jul 2009
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jul 2009
Alice was right about Palmer's smelling nice.


I love the stuff me, nothing like going out on a saturday night smelling lightly of chocolate, proper choc, not that fake smell of Lynx.


Cool, so that must mean that wearing Palmer's makes me a winner.


F*CK YES.

Maeby

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27th Jul 2009 at 10:49 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Ping!

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Annie

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28th Jul 2009 at 8:53 am

Annie - duuuuude! like, whoooooa!

duuuuude! like, whoooooa!

 
does bio oil actually work then? I'm covered in chicken pox scars that I wouldn't mind seeing the back of

Rayanne Graff

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28th Jul 2009 at 9:39 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
i should've asked this before but i always feel embarrassed about asking questions because i'm shy.

When i put Palmer's on my scar, how long am i supposed to leave it on for? i mean, do i leave it on for an hour or two hours or what?
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Maeby

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28th Jul 2009 at 9:48 am

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
You just rub it in until its gone.
Ping!

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Rayanne Graff

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16th Oct 2009 at 4:23 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
i have to have a flu injection in November as, a couple of weeks ago, i hecking had a letter about how i'm at risk of getting flu, though they couldn't be bothered to say why.
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Penn

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20th Oct 2009 at 11:12 am

Penn -

 
Oh yeah, forgot to say. I figured out what was causing my poo problems. I have a nut intolerance. So long as I don't eat too many nuts, I'm grand.

Which means I'm now intolerant of Jews, blacks, Peruvians, racists and nuts.
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