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Organised Confusion

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16th Jul 2009 at 9:34 pm

Organised Confusion -

 
Quote: Claire, Jul 2009
Quote: Skank, Jul 2009
I think I have an ingrowing toenail, on one that was cut squarely, but kinda went a bit too short.

Doctors do nothing these days for them. Anyone had one, what did you do?


Sister's boyfriend, who is training to be a doctor, said cut a 'v' in the nail. Not sure where. From wikipedia-ing it looks like it's a thing a doctor would do anyway.


Yes, cutting a small V in the middle usually works, and for some reason I've been told you should gently pull the skin back a bit to reveal more of nail...just don't use scissors and whatever you do don't cut any of the nail off at the side!

Maeby

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17th Jul 2009 at 12:24 am

Maeby - Marry me?

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A cheaper alternative is cocoa butter. It contains vitamin E which helps reduce the appearance of scars and stretch marks. Try that first, Palmer's is only £2.99 or so for a large bottle, and it smells nice too. It worked wonders on my burns for the deli.

If it doesn't work, try Bio Oil or something.

It turns out I didn't have an ingrowing toenail, but rather a blister over my toenail in an awkward place. Phew!
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Gob

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17th Jul 2009 at 6:54 am

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: Skank, Jul 2009
A cheaper alternative is cocoa butter. It contains vitamin E which helps reduce the appearance of scars and stretch marks. Try that first, Palmer's is only £2.99 or so for a large bottle, and it smells nice too. It worked wonders on my burns for the deli.

If it doesn't work, try Bio Oil or something.

It turns out I didn't have an ingrowing toenail, but rather a blister over my toenail in an awkward place. Phew!


Ooh I love nothing more than slathering myself in cocoa butter after a steam & a sauna. Ooooh.

Rayanne Graff

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17th Jul 2009 at 7:28 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: softcore nicknackery, Jul 2009
I have a weight and anger problem. What would be a reccomended form of exercise for me?


Maybe boxing or karate.
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learrggh

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17th Jul 2009 at 7:39 pm

learrggh -

 
aye people say kickboxing is a good stress reliever and fun too.

Hare

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17th Jul 2009 at 7:49 pm

Hare -

 
Quote: PAULA SMASH, Jul 2009
I don't know how bad the scar is obviously, but my sister has a really nasty one off surgery and her health care person told her that Bio Oil is really good for improving the appearance. It is a bit on the expensive side though


yeah, bio-oil is ace, me maw scraped most of her face & a big chunk of her nose off last year, or the year before...
can hardly tell now
*burp*

the doc

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17th Jul 2009 at 7:56 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jul 2009
Is there any cream or lotion or something that might be able to hide one of my scars?

i feel sort of all right about most of them. But i feel very embarrassed and self-conscious about one of them.


Bio oil. It;s f*cking expensive but you only need to use a tiny, tiny amount of it cos it's extremely powerful. That should do the trick
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

learrggh

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18th Jul 2009 at 5:09 pm

learrggh -

 
i'm constipated. what do i do?

i don't want to take any laxatives.

Maeby

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18th Jul 2009 at 5:47 pm

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Eat cabbage. There are also fig cubes (Ortisan) which are high in fibre. Also try something like Fibresure capsules.
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Jewbacca

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18th Jul 2009 at 5:56 pm

Jewbacca - Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

 
When I was in Newquay earlier this month I choked on a steak at the Wetherspoons, then went off to hospital for the most awesome operation of my life.

They sprayed me with a "throat spray" to numb my throat but I could still feel the tubes sliding down my gullet and eventually, after a lot of pushing and shoving, into my stomach. It took longer than an hour and I pretty much spent that entire time alternating between retching and burping But it was okay, a lovely machine sucked up all that excess saliva and at one point (the final push) there were four doctors holding me down

Anyway, just got this in the post:


"Dear Mr Yearley

I now have the results of the biopsies taken at your recent gastroscopy. These so show evidence of increased eosinophils. There is an unusual condition called eosinophilic oesophagitis, which can sometimes cause intermittent obstruction of food and there are various treatments that can be tried for this. I understand that you normally live in Manchester and so it would be worth visiting your GP to discuss this further. Various stratergies that have shown to be helpful include dietary exclusions and topical steroids. I will leave this in the hands of you and your GP to take further."




Rare disease GET!
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Rayanne Graff

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22nd Jul 2009 at 9:51 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Skank, Jul 2009
A cheaper alternative is cocoa butter. It contains vitamin E which helps reduce the appearance of scars and stretch marks. Try that first, Palmer's is only £2.99 or so for a large bottle, and it smells nice too. It worked wonders on my burns for the deli.

If it doesn't work, try Bio Oil or something.

It turns out I didn't have an ingrowing toenail, but rather a blister over my toenail in an awkward place. Phew!


i'll try and get some of this Palmer's stuff tomorrow then.
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the doc

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22nd Jul 2009 at 11:11 am

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote: vespertilio, Jul 2009
i'm constipated. what do i do?

i don't want to take any laxatives.


Fruit first thing in the morning is excellent for sorting this out.

That or smoking a fag
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

learrggh

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22nd Jul 2009 at 12:24 pm

learrggh -

 
you're not online regularly enough. hohoho.

turns out that was a false alarm, had a stonking great sh*t about an hour after i posted that.

is eating fibre good for not getting the sh*ts?


 
 
Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.
Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.
the doc: Wow, a proper old head
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.
satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.
Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.
satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.
satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.
Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...
I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD
I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD
Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years
Maeby: JIM!
the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight
the doc: Straws ^
the doc: *whistles*
the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then
Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

 

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