The Health Thread

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Tig Trager

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3rd Jul 2009 at 8:48 pm

Tig Trager -

 
I was going to make a pun of E.R. and call this thread V.R., but that'd be too confusing, because VR is already called VR

Basically, this is for health questions and stuff. Obviously, the advice of random people on the internet is no substitute for going to an actual doctor, but still.

I'll start off, with a quite embarrassing one.

Since I started going to the gym and changed my diet, I've had diarrhea twice. Before that, I hadn't had diarrhea in about 10 years. Whats going on? Do I need more fibre in my diet? Fewer eggs? Could it be something else?
Tig: Go on, get out of here, before I rape both of you.
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Ted 'Smooth' Bundy

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3rd Jul 2009 at 8:51 pm

Ted 'Smooth' Bundy -

 
Quote: Paddy Irishman, Jul 2009
I was going to make a pun of E.R. and call this thread V.R., but that'd be too confusing, because VR is already called VR

Basically, this is for health questions and stuff. Obviously, the advice of random people on the internet is no substitute for going to an actual doctor, but still.

I'll start off, with a quite embarrassing one.

Since I started going to the gym and changed my diet, I've had diarrhea twice. Before that, I hadn't had diarrhea in about 10 years. Whats going on? Do I need more fibre in my diet? Fewer eggs? Could it be something else?


Sounds like yer body could be adjusting to the change in diet, but I'd always suggest more fibre. Get on the prune tip, them f*ckers are lovely. Mmmm prunes.

Tig Trager

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3rd Jul 2009 at 8:55 pm

Tig Trager -

 
Quote: Tuco, Jul 2009
Quote: Paddy Irishman, Jul 2009
I was going to make a pun of E.R. and call this thread V.R., but that'd be too confusing, because VR is already called VR

Basically, this is for health questions and stuff. Obviously, the advice of random people on the internet is no substitute for going to an actual doctor, but still.

I'll start off, with a quite embarrassing one.

Since I started going to the gym and changed my diet, I've had diarrhea twice. Before that, I hadn't had diarrhea in about 10 years. Whats going on? Do I need more fibre in my diet? Fewer eggs? Could it be something else?


Sounds like yer body could be adjusting to the change in diet, but I'd always suggest more fibre. Get on the prune tip, them f*ckers are lovely. Mmmm prunes.


Prunes? Hmmm... any other sources? I have porridge every morning. I've been putting honey on it but is there anything else I could use?
Tig: Go on, get out of here, before I rape both of you.
Bobby: Hey!
Tig: C'mon, it's just an expression.... Term of endearment....

Ted 'Smooth' Bundy

| 10,624 posts


3rd Jul 2009 at 9:13 pm

Ted 'Smooth' Bundy -

 
Quote: Paddy Irishman, Jul 2009
Quote: Tuco, Jul 2009
Quote: Paddy Irishman, Jul 2009
I was going to make a pun of E.R. and call this thread V.R., but that'd be too confusing, because VR is already called VR

Basically, this is for health questions and stuff. Obviously, the advice of random people on the internet is no substitute for going to an actual doctor, but still.

I'll start off, with a quite embarrassing one.

Since I started going to the gym and changed my diet, I've had diarrhea twice. Before that, I hadn't had diarrhea in about 10 years. Whats going on? Do I need more fibre in my diet? Fewer eggs? Could it be something else?


Sounds like yer body could be adjusting to the change in diet, but I'd always suggest more fibre. Get on the prune tip, them f*ckers are lovely. Mmmm prunes.


Prunes? Hmmm... any other sources? I have porridge every morning. I've been putting honey on it but is there anything else I could use?


Yeah loads, try dried fruit, like prunes, raisins & sultanas, also try a spoonful of mixed nuts for protein and a different texture. No reason eating healthy has to be boring

Tig Trager

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3rd Jul 2009 at 9:24 pm

Tig Trager -

 
Might try the nuts alright. Not sure about the fruit yet. Trying to ease myself into eating fruit again. Haven't properly had fruit in years. Maybe the odd apple, but rarely.

But hey, I've been eating a lot of stuff I never had before, so might try it eventually
Tig: Go on, get out of here, before I rape both of you.
Bobby: Hey!
Tig: C'mon, it's just an expression.... Term of endearment....

Frank Sobotka

| 10,079 posts


3rd Jul 2009 at 11:04 pm

Frank Sobotka - We used to make shit in this country.

We used to make shit in this country.

 
My stomach feels like it's going to explode, I have a 'banging' headache and my eyes ache. Help me Dr Revington!
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Claire

| 14,578 posts


3rd Jul 2009 at 11:24 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: Buffalo Bill, Jul 2009
My stomach feels like it's going to explode, I have a 'banging' headache and my eyes ache. Help me Dr Revington!


Swine Flu
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Frank Sobotka

| 10,079 posts


3rd Jul 2009 at 11:28 pm

Frank Sobotka - We used to make shit in this country.

We used to make shit in this country.

 
Quote: Claire, Jul 2009
Quote: Buffalo Bill, Jul 2009
My stomach feels like it's going to explode, I have a 'banging' headache and my eyes ache. Help me Dr Revington!


Swine Flu

I have received c*ck from Jimmy. Good Times.

Claire

| 14,578 posts


3rd Jul 2009 at 11:38 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: Buffalo Bill, Jul 2009
Quote: Claire, Jul 2009
Quote: Buffalo Bill, Jul 2009
My stomach feels like it's going to explode, I have a 'banging' headache and my eyes ache. Help me Dr Revington!


Swine Flu



It's OK, you might not die!
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Claire

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3rd Jul 2009 at 11:39 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Seriously, I feel sick/have stomach ache almost any time I get a headache. And I get a headache when I'm either overtired or haven't been wearing my glasses. So take some paracetamol and go lay down in a dark room and try to rest, it's the best thing to do with a headache.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Frank Sobotka

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3rd Jul 2009 at 11:47 pm

Frank Sobotka - We used to make shit in this country.

We used to make shit in this country.

 
The feeling sick came first though, the headache is a recent problem. The stomach ache is definitely the most painful aspect as well, I'll be all right in the morning
I hope...
I have received c*ck from Jimmy. Good Times.

Claire

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3rd Jul 2009 at 11:53 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
I would still recommend lying down for stomach pain and sickness. If it's a burning sensation it could be dehydration in this clammy weather, which could also cause a headache. If not it could just be something you ate or a little bug. I'd again just recommend paracetamol and bed if you're able to stomach the painkillers. With milk if you're worried about it hurting your stomach more, but I've always been OK taking them on an empty stomach.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

pedobear

| 5,203 posts


4th Jul 2009 at 8:52 am

pedobear -

 
There is green fungus on my arm-penis is this normal pls.

Frank Sobotka

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4th Jul 2009 at 10:22 am

Frank Sobotka - We used to make shit in this country.

We used to make shit in this country.

 
Yes it is very normal, it signifies you are ripe. If the fungus turns purple you have over-ripened and should alert your local vicar.

(I still feel sh*t, thanks for the advice Claire, shall follow it today )
I have received c*ck from Jimmy. Good Times.

The Doc

| 3,967 posts


5th Jul 2009 at 9:23 pm

The Doc - Better?

Better?

 
How appropriate are lady related problems in here?


 
 
Rayanne Graff: Aw, he was only a year older than me.
Albert Johanneson: I blame Ugo Ehiogu
Lisbeth Salander: I blame drugs
Lisbeth Salander: Actually, I blame the gays. He was a similar age to Gately. young 30 year old men don't drop dead for no reason, ergo it must be the gays
Tig Trager: He was gay? He told me he was straight! Thats the only reason I had sex with him.
Tig Trager: I feel so used
Rayanne Graff: i thought young men usually die because Aimz likes them.
Bark: This makes me feel better about the picketing campaign she orchestrated against me.
Rayanne Graff: (Bye, peace to all trees.)
Albi The Racist Dragon: do you think it's related to the bbc budget cuts
Albi The Racist Dragon: mark thompson is known for being a ruthless b*st*rd
Rayanne Graff: (Bye, peace to small trees.)
Rayanne Graff: (Also, Michael Foot died.)
the doc: Really f*cking sad, that, although he'd had a good innings
the doc: He was a truly good spirit
Rayanne Graff: (Bye, peace to all trees.)
Albi The Racist Dragon: f*ck, mark linkous is dead
Tig Trager: BARRY'S JOKE OF THE DAY:
Tig Trager: My boss wanted me to call a plumber in to take a look at the sink, but I just emailed him some pictures of it instead
Rayanne Graff: (Bye, peace to small trees.)

 

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