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Things aside from seeing other people fail that make you smile

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Mancomb Seepgood

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11^th Jun 2009 at 7:05 pm

Grog me.

In a similar note to Darren's excellent post in the last one of these - more YouTube music magic.

If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man

mr. lisa

| 12,998 posts

11^th Jun 2009 at 9:21 pm

You know you want it.

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I kicked a stuffed animal in your bathroom, because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Lisbeth Salander

| 20,646 posts

11^th Jun 2009 at 10:59 pm

*raises eyebrow*

Getting my dad's perfect birthday present (a walk along the Settle-Carlisle viaduct).

I covet your breasts.

Wife of Amy, sex goddess

Darren

| 30,302 posts

11^th Jun 2009 at 11:14 pm

Finding out that south Devon chilli farm have the bhut jelokia sauce back.

Ordered!

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little ones and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Rayanne Graff

| 32,430 posts

12^th Jun 2009 at 9:36 am

River Phoenix

Wow. i had a letter from Colin which also included a paper strawberry, a lion picture, a blue anime sweat drop and a Davord badge.

Thanks, German Colin. :-* :-* Hail, Davord!

Edited by Rayanne Graff Jun 2009

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Had a scran at Hale Bar & Grill with me cousin, top food and company, not overly pricey either, but I ended up paying for me sister who tagged along, nicer venue to its sister restaurant, Grill On The Alley.

http://urbanraymears.wordpress.com

Little Blue Fox.

| 3,704 posts

12^th Jun 2009 at 10:24 am

Hope is important.

Quote: Smashed_Strawberry

Hail, Davord!

May he watch over our souls!

Hail Davord! :-[

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Lisbeth Salander

| 20,646 posts

12^th Jun 2009 at 10:34 am

*raises eyebrow*

Quote: biggaginge

Had a scran at Hale Bar & Grill with me cousin, top food and company, not overly pricey either, but I ended up paying for me sister who tagged along, nicer venue to its sister restaurant, Grill On The Alley.

Kobe?

I covet your breasts.

Wife of Amy, sex goddess

Ted 'Smooth' Bundy

| 10,625 posts

12^th Jun 2009 at 10:50 am

Quote: Lemony_Zester

Quote: biggaginge
Had a scran at Hale Bar & Grill with me cousin, top food and company, not overly pricey either, but I ended up paying for me sister who tagged along, nicer venue to its sister restaurant, Grill On The Alley.

Kobe?

Nope just RUMP, I'm saving the Kobe for a special occasion.

http://urbanraymears.wordpress.com

Babestation

| 5,646 posts

12^th Jun 2009 at 10:55 am

My moustache still tastes of your testes!

Isn't Kobe beef is just normal beef that's been raped in a hotel room?

Ted 'Smooth' Bundy

| 10,625 posts

12^th Jun 2009 at 10:57 am

Quote: Dissimulation

Isn't Kobe beef is just normal beef that's been raped in a hotel room?

Thats Bryant Beef

http://urbanraymears.wordpress.com

Heisenberg

| 4,586 posts

12^th Jun 2009 at 11:18 am

I am..... awake.

F*ck the both of you, you racists.

Heisenberg

| 4,586 posts

12^th Jun 2009 at 11:19 am

I am..... awake.

Derek Fisher, that man is money.

pedobear

| 5,205 posts

12^th Jun 2009 at 11:36 am

Knocking out a whole assignment in 2 hours. Then two pages of the next one in half an hour. I am good.

Albert Johanneson

| 13,837 posts

12^th Jun 2009 at 11:37 am

Outside-left

Getting on a trial

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Claire: The recipe is called "Spatchcock Baby Chicken"

Claire: That is what I would call my band if I had one.

Claire: Willoughbooby genuinely just said "It's so soft, mmmm".

Claire: And now it's over, my life will never be as exciting ever again.

Tig Trager: Okay, now time for my joke:

Tig Trager: Maybe next week they'll cook Spatchcock Baby F*ckey

Tig Trager: (has to be said in an Irish accent for the joke to work)

Tig Trager: okay, I admit, I didn't have a joke lined up. I lied

Claire: I...Barry...I'm disappointed in you.

Tig Trager: I'm disappointed in myself Claire. I'm having an off day.

Claire: Let's hug it out, Bar'.

Claire: It's all going to be ok xxxx

Tig Trager: It's not... If I don't have my humour, what do I have? My massive wang? Sure, selling my Vera Wang dress would make me a lot of money

Tig Trager: Or my huge d*ck? I admit, dancing around the room with my lifesize D*ck Van Dyke figure makes me feel happy, but that happiness never lasts

Tig Trager: And of course there's my giant willy, but the real heart of that movie was the little kid who wanted to Free Willy from his captors, not the whale itself

Tig Trager: And then there's my big penis.

Tig Trager: I have a big penis

Claire: What I'm getting from this is that you have 4 penises...right/wrong?

Tig Trager: Wrong

Tig Trager: I have 4 penii

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