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Steve-Dave

| 10,860 posts


12th Jan 2012 at 4:17 pm

Steve-Dave -

 
Quote: the doc, Jan 2012
Ready and waiting, hombre..... I HAVE A SMALL PENIS!
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

the doc

| 21,472 posts


12th Jan 2012 at 4:21 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
That's fantastic, actually, I bet you wondered what the f*ck was going on when that appeared
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Steve-Dave

| 10,860 posts


12th Jan 2012 at 4:23 pm

Steve-Dave -

 
Nope. Seemed about right

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

the doc

| 21,472 posts


12th Jan 2012 at 4:26 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Rayanne Graff

| 49,889 posts


12th Jan 2012 at 7:45 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Still, it'll be a lurvely quotation thing for any new people we get.
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Anniemal

| 12,106 posts


12th Jan 2012 at 8:30 pm

Anniemal - in controoool

in controoool

 
what are these "new people" of which you speak?

Rayanne Graff

| 49,889 posts


12th Jan 2012 at 8:33 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Well, we do sometimes have new people, although they tend not to stick around for long.
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the doc

| 21,472 posts


28th Jan 2012 at 5:12 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
that reminds me, i've still got a pigeon head in the freezer i should really get rid of >_>
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

the doc

| 21,472 posts


28th Jan 2012 at 5:12 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
next time u go on holiday we r comin


Text I got off Swede after he read my travel diary
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

the doc

| 21,472 posts


28th Jan 2012 at 5:13 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
drink wine and masturbate
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

the doc

| 21,472 posts


11th Feb 2012 at 7:00 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
You said: Think yourselves lucky you don't remember shane. That little tw*t did my f*cking box in.
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

the doc

| 21,472 posts


12th Feb 2012 at 2:11 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
Stu, you were in my dream last night. Smoking weed, naturally
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

the doc

| 21,472 posts


22nd Feb 2012 at 8:50 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
In other news, however: I WANT A F*CKING CHEESEBURGER.
NOW!
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

the doc

| 21,472 posts


22nd Feb 2012 at 8:53 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
i never heard of head cheese before, anyroad but that's probably because i'm vegetarian.
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

the doc

| 21,472 posts


22nd Feb 2012 at 8:58 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
Oh, and i think Head Cheese sounds like some sort of d*ck infection


Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....


 
 
Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave: Thank you
Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave: And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff: You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave: Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.

 

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