5th Dec 2006 at 3:41 pm
5th Dec 2006 at 5:48 pm
8th Dec 2006 at 12:50 pm
Hope is important.
8th Dec 2006 at 4:02 pm
27th Dec 2006 at 11:38 pm
28th Dec 2006 at 12:32 am
"twin ceramic rotar drives on each wheel"
28th Dec 2006 at 2:00 pm
Title:Heathers
Genre:F*ck knows. School fantasy?
Good actors: I'd say some, yes. But Winnona Ryder annoys me a whole lot.
Products Placements:Chalk, dynamite, suicide and croquet
Minutes too long: None really
Deaths:Make me spoil the plot why don't'cha?
Attractive males: Christian Slater or whoever is JD.
Attractive females: Um...Heather suicide numero uno
Pedophiles in the audience: No. They're a little too old, and FAR too skinny.
Best Quote: Go f*ck yourself up the a*s with a chainsaw/ or I love my dead gay son
Highlight: Mineral Water moments
Lowlight: A little too much skinny Ryder naked/ partially naked. And what is with her hair? 80s, yeah, but...ugh. So irritating.
Score:9/10
28th Dec 2006 at 2:26 pm
Grog me.
Title: night at the museum!!!!!
Genre: Comedy
Good actors: ricki gervias, steve googan, ben stiller, thje kid, everyone
Minutes too long: exacly right.
Deaths: just the one.
Attractive males: does steve coogan float your boat?
Attractive females: meh.
Best Quote: uh... ill get back yto this one (i woent really)
Highlight: ben stillers third night in the museam (the climax). it is all ace.
Lowlight: it seems like it is taking a while to get going.... but it actually isnt.
okay, basically i really enojoyed this moevie and you shoudli go and see it!!
i didnt get driunk unitil AFTER the movie so you can trust my judgement
Score: 8 eqyption curses out of 10.
28th Dec 2006 at 2:34 pm
Grog me.
28th Dec 2006 at 6:23 pm
Outside-left
28th Dec 2006 at 8:04 pm
Yes, I concur. And it has D*ck Van Dyke kicking Ben Stiller in the face. What the hell more could you want?
28th Dec 2006 at 8:55 pm
Title: Back to the Future
Genre: FUN!
Good actors: All play their roles to perfection.
Minutes too long: None. Just perfect.
Deaths: None, I think.
Attractive males: The Fox of course. And Doc if that floats your boat.
Attractive females: Marty's mum is a bit of a minx.
Best Quote: Biff Tannen: Since you're new here, I'm gonna cut you a break... today. So, why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
Highlight: JOHNNY B. GOODE!!!!
Lowlight: Nothing
Score: 10 flux capacitors out of 10. One of the five greatest movies ever. And the sequels on now. Hot dog!
30th Dec 2006 at 2:14 pm
Hope is important.
31st Dec 2006 at 8:14 pm
i r lion. i r bite you.
3rd Jan 2007 at 12:20 pm
3rd Jan 2007 at 6:56 pm
Get your Antlers on
3rd Jan 2007 at 7:00 pm
4th Jan 2007 at 10:44 pm
4th Jan 2007 at 11:16 pm
Outside-left
Besides, it so is racist.
4th Jan 2007 at 11:27 pm
Outside-left
Quote: Pet_SoundsQuote: Token_Eskimo
Besides, it so is racist.
Wow, the voice in my head of you saying that is just amazing in it's humour. It even has a camp lift in the voice for 'so'.
Man i haven't seen you in 18 months. What the f*ck is up with that?
Y'know I can hear that as well... :p
5th Jan 2007 at 10:58 am
I is not evil.
6th Jan 2007 at 3:43 am
i r lion. i r bite you.
8th Jan 2007 at 8:26 pm
8th Jan 2007 at 8:41 pm
Get your Antlers on
8th Jan 2007 at 8:55 pm
I blue myself.
9th Jan 2007 at 7:04 pm
Title: The Holiday
Genre: Romantic Comedy/Sh*t.
Good actors: Kate Winslet who is wasted on this film.
Products Placements: A LOT of stuff.Stupid hollywood trite.
Minutes too long: About a million.The film is sh*t.Don't bother reading any more.Its sh*t.
Deaths: I wish.
Attractive males: The old man. Seriously, I have a thing for cute old men.They make me all warm inside.Jude Law looked a state and as for the Jack Black is attractive arguement,he's just not old enough for me.
Attractive females: Kate Winslet SHOULD be the attractive female, however the director decided to make the frumpy British woman a m*nger by skimping on hair and make up and wardrobe. Kate Winslet IS prettier than Cameron Diaz any day but noooo, lets give stupid Cameron 'my mouth can fit 10 men's balls in and still have room for more' Diaz money to dress nicely to cover up her ageing looks.
Pedophiles in the audience: If only. But there are some saccharine little british girls 'who talk ever so nicely and live in pretty tents which my daddy made and we're so sweet and so posh and talk ever so nicely, thank you.' Those girls annoyed me.
Best Quote:
Old man: "Ah, Cary Grant was from Surrey"
Kate Winslet: How did you know?
Old man: He told me.
If that was the funniest line in the whole movie, then you can imagine the crappyness of the script.
Highlight: Watching Cameron Diaz fall over.If only she snapped her neck and the movie followed her in a coma.
Lowlight: Cameron Diaz RUINING, absolutely f*cking RUINING 'Mr Brightside' by the Killers. I am now deleting this memory from my brain.Lets now move on.It never happened.
Rating: 0 saccharine british children out of 10.
They ruined Christmas.
10th Jan 2007 at 3:31 pm
Charmed I'm sure
10th Jan 2007 at 10:31 pm
*reviews bad santa*
11th Jan 2007 at 12:34 am
Charmed I'm sure
13th Jan 2007 at 3:45 am
i r lion. i r bite you.
15th Jan 2007 at 10:13 am
"twin ceramic rotar drives on each wheel"
15th Jan 2007 at 1:09 pm
15th Jan 2007 at 1:34 pm
I didn't think it was that bad... I'd probably watch it again,
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