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Jewbacca

| 6,720 posts


28th Sept 2006 at 8:32 pm

Jewbacca - Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

 
Mr Tsang (with an 'a') has given me an idea. Would anyone want to participate in a thread where we collectively attempt to review a large amount of movies? There could be a little form, for example...

Title:
Genre:
Tagline:
Basic plot:
Good actors:
Good characters:
Products placements:
Minutes too long:
Deaths:
Attractive females:
Attractive males:
Soundtrack:
Best quote:
Highlight:
Lowlight:
IMDB Score
My Score:
(more suggestions naturally welcome)

...and it might be fun. Maybe?

Pity there is no media section

quote this post, and the list of questions will be ready-bolded. huzzah!


Edited by Jewbacca Nov 2007
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Claire

| 15,258 posts


28th Sept 2006 at 8:38 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
I call Snakes on a Plane!
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

The Man from Southampton

| 3,794 posts


28th Sept 2006 at 10:01 pm

equality, tolerance & logic

 
Quote: Marton
Mr Tseng has given me an idea. Would anyone want to participate in a thread where we collectively attempt to review a large amount of movies?

Pity there is no media section


It's Mr. Tsang
Now is that salary pre or post tax?  

100% of Earth's population agrees with the following statement.

"Forces should be spending their time catching rapists and murders and not worry about piracy theft."

The Man from Southampton

| 3,794 posts


28th Sept 2006 at 10:14 pm

equality, tolerance & logic

 
I thought I've already reviewed Cinéma Paradiso...

No harm in watching a classic again
Now is that salary pre or post tax?  

100% of Earth's population agrees with the following statement.

"Forces should be spending their time catching rapists and murders and not worry about piracy theft."

Migu

| 16,689 posts


29th Sept 2006 at 12:51 pm

Migu - Yama Yamaha, Moog and a Casio

Yama Yamaha, Moog and a Casio

 
I may do Little Man, purely so I can write sweary words at its badness
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Claire

| 15,258 posts


29th Sept 2006 at 1:12 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Good actors: Samuel Leroy Jackson, mothaf*ckas.
Products Placements: Not really.
Minutes too long: There wasn't enough minutes!
Deaths: Uh, a lot. Mostly people who are attacked by crazy snakes. The man who gets devoured by one deserves an honourable mention.
Attractive males: Nathan Phillips is about it, really.
Attractive females: Julianna Margulies, Rachel Blanchard.
Paedophiles in the audience: No...

Suggestions for others -

Best Quote: "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane!".
Highlight: For me, the chihauhua getting eaten by a huge snake. For the audience, probably Samuel L. Jackson landing the plane after blowing all the windows out, with Kenan from Kenan and Kel as a rap groupie who learnt to fly planes on the Playstation...
Lowlight: None, for me!
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts


29th Sept 2006 at 1:17 pm

Albi The Racist Dragon -

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard

Products Placements: Not really.


Apart from Red Bull.

It IS Kenan! I knew I recognised him from somewhere!
[http://card.mygamercard.net/gbar/joelsaysyeah.gif]

[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/698876.jpg]

Jewbacca

| 6,720 posts


29th Sept 2006 at 3:07 pm

Jewbacca - Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

 
Seeing Kenan in that film was ace. The most fantasticly spot-on casting since sliced bread.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Maeby

| 22,311 posts


29th Sept 2006 at 3:49 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Quote: Marton
The most fantasticly spot-on casting since sliced bread.

Now that would be a boring film...
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Annie

| 12,049 posts


29th Sept 2006 at 6:14 pm

Annie - duuuuude! like, whoooooa!

duuuuude! like, whoooooa!

 
ive got blade runner for the weekend so i'll do that. since i'm a film studies student now i take a doovd from the school collection every weekend. next week: a clockwork orange

Jewbacca

| 6,720 posts


2nd Oct 2006 at 1:44 am

Jewbacca - Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

 
I thought it would be a good idea if we could give the films a certain amount of somethings out of a certain amount of somethings. For example, Claire could have given her film "five snakes out of five".


Title: Children of Men
Genre: Neigh-Apocolyptic bleak futuristic london.
Good actors: Every single one of them.
Products Placements: Probably, but in my eyes that makes the film more realistic. If a character is going to get a drink, why cant he have a sprite? It'd be a differant story if he exclaimed "ahhhh, theres nothing more refreshing than the non-goblin sprite" and proceeded to wink or smile at the camera, but so long as that doesnt happen I'll not notice.
Minutes too long: It felt like it was way over two hours long, but it was only one and 50 mins.... I mean this to sound like a good thing. So much happend in the film and yet it didnt feel rushed at all.
Deaths: A few thousand. Maybe more.
Attractive males: None noticeably.
Attractive females: As above.
Pedophiles in the audience: A few gays who'd got the wrong idea from the title.
Best Quote: Your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for. (thanks imdb)
Highlight: Being set in London.
Lowlight: I didnt get why there was a floating pig at one point. But thats hardly cause for knocking off points
Score: ten newborn babies out of ten
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Jewbacca

| 6,720 posts


2nd Oct 2006 at 2:13 am

Jewbacca - Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

 
Apparently the pig was a reference to the pink floyd album animals. All of a sudden I like that French guy. If he was french, that is.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Dissimulation

| 5,667 posts


2nd Oct 2006 at 2:14 am

Dissimulation - My moustache still tastes of your testes!

My moustache still tastes of your testes!

 
Quote: Marton
Apparently the pig was a reference to the pink floyd album animals. All of a sudden I like that French guy. If he was french, that is.


I'm not sure. I could always hit you over the head until you think that he's french.

*Jamie pays homage to The Simpsons*

Jewbacca

| 6,720 posts


2nd Oct 2006 at 2:17 am

Jewbacca - Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

 
Good idea. Also a good idea that i managed to re-post that before you quoted it. pesky remove button...
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Dissimulation

| 5,667 posts


2nd Oct 2006 at 2:21 am

Dissimulation - My moustache still tastes of your testes!

My moustache still tastes of your testes!

 
Sir, you are one very tricksy hobbit.


 
 
Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.
Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.
the doc: Wow, a proper old head
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.
satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.
Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.
satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.
satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.
Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...
I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD
I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD
Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years
Maeby: JIM!
the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight
the doc: Straws ^
the doc: *whistles*
the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then
Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

 

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