My CV? ...
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make a little bird house in your soul
xXLegally bound with Barry, having secret illicit affairs with Andy ,and being part time b*tch to Phil, Xx
Infected With VD, One of the many diseases i carry
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Hows about you write down everything you want to put in your CV, and then we can like, re-jig it about if bits need adjusting? 
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Right, do what Antonia said. Answer me some questions, also, assuming you want a work based profile?
What qualities do you think you bring to a job?
What sort of work are you looking for?
From previous employment, what skills have you obtained?
How do you think people would describe you?
Do you like to be part of a team or work alone?
What do you do in spare time? Does this give you any skills you can use in a job?
Or, like, don't, but I'd like to help and I don't feel like I know you very well...
What qualities do you think you bring to a job?
What sort of work are you looking for?
From previous employment, what skills have you obtained?
How do you think people would describe you?
Do you like to be part of a team or work alone?
What do you do in spare time? Does this give you any skills you can use in a job?
Or, like, don't, but I'd like to help and I don't feel like I know you very well...
Yeah, just listing your last jobs and hobbies is fine but a decent CV says what you've gained from them and why they make you a better person
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Jimmy:
Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave:
Everything's better!
Puffalump:
Barrier
Steve-Dave:
The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy:
I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave:
Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave:
It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave:
Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave:
His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave:
His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave:
But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave:
Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave:
Thank you
Rayanne Graff:
It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave:
It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave:
Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave:
And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff:
You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave:
Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff:
... in the pants department.
