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Handbanana

| 22 posts

18^th Apr 2011 at 2:46 pm

Sounds like someone wants to get RAPED again.

Plausible. Possibly. But if they're not allowed on top for health and safety reasons... how do they end up so high?! It's a tough decision, but I'm going to go all-out and advocate propellers.

"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead."

wombat

| 8,153 posts

18^th Apr 2011 at 5:22 pm

Technically sexy.

Hey....

Matt Crux hasn't posted in a while.

KNEW IT!

Also, welcome Handabanana!

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

19^th Apr 2011 at 12:53 pm

Quote: Barrington, Apr 2011

Quote: Claire, Apr 2011
Quote: Barrington, Apr 2011
Good to have you on board.

You say that to all the girls

Close. I say "Good to have you on, Birds". Because due to my penile length, it is actually quite dangerous for them to be on top. And then I call them Birds because they're up so high.

Only part of the above sentence is true. The rest is very true.

MattLeParkour

| 4 posts

1^st Aug 2011 at 2:28 pm

REAL NAME: Matt Mc Tuggart
AGE: 21
WHERE YOU FROM? Australia
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Brisbane
WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH? family
SIBLINGS? NO
PETS AND NAMES:cats - Chufee, Max
SCHOOL AND SUBJECTS: not a student

________________________________________

SPECIAL TALENT? linguist
WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN PRETEND KUNG-FU? got me)

___________________________________________

FAVOURITE BANDS: Swedish House Mafia
FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: The Simpsons
FAVOURITE FILMS: Cube
FAVOURITE PEOPLE: Irene Nelson
FAVOURITE BOOKS:

__________________________________________

WHO ARE YOU TO YOURSELF? Matt dude
HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU? good guy
WHAT DO YOU WANT WRITTEN ON YOUR HEADSTONE? Matt, a good guy

get to stand after falling

the doc

| 21,472 posts

4^th Aug 2011 at 6:17 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

Quote: MattLeParkour, Aug 2011

REAL NAME: Matt Mc Tuggart
AGE: 21
WHERE YOU FROM? Australia
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Brisbane
WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH? family
SIBLINGS? NO
PETS AND NAMES:cats - Chufee, Max
SCHOOL AND SUBJECTS: not a student

________________________________________

SPECIAL TALENT? linguist
WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN PRETEND KUNG-FU? got me)

___________________________________________

FAVOURITE BANDS: Swedish House Mafia
FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: The Simpsons
FAVOURITE FILMS: Cube
FAVOURITE PEOPLE: Irene Nelson
FAVOURITE BOOKS:

__________________________________________

WHO ARE YOU TO YOURSELF? Matt dude
HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU? good guy
WHAT DO YOU WANT WRITTEN ON YOUR HEADSTONE? Matt, a good guy

Welcome aboard dude. Stick around, we don't get many new faces around here these days.

Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

penelopegeorgia

| 16 posts

9^th Aug 2011 at 6:38 pm

REAL NAME: Penelope Georgia But I just go by Georgia
AGE:23
WHERE YOU FROM? texas
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?in texas lol
WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH? by my lonesome
SIBLINGS? one brother
PETS AND NAMES: yorkie/sh*tzu named Pablo

SCHOOL AND SUBJECTS: Business

________________________________________

SPECIAL TALENT? Im good at stunt riding
WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN PRETEND KUNG-FU? Eating :p

___________________________________________

FAVOURITE BANDS: To many to list but I like stuff like Drake and Skrillex
FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: modern family, white collar, bobs burgers, jersey shore
FAVOURITE FILMS: anything like fight club
FAVOURITE PEOPLE: my bestfriends
FAVOURITE BOOKS: "who turned off your mind" "buffet"

__________________________________________

WHO ARE YOU TO YOURSELF? Im an independent out going family loving person
HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU? very generous
WHAT DO YOU WANT WRITTEN ON YOUR HEADSTONE? not sure

wombat

| 8,153 posts

9^th Aug 2011 at 6:59 pm

Technically sexy.

A) Hello new members, we don't get many now- it's a pleasure to have you.

B) We need to write some new questions for this thread.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Rayanne Graff

| 49,889 posts

9^th Aug 2011 at 8:07 pm

River Phoenix

Hi; welcome to VR.

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the doc

| 21,472 posts

13^th Aug 2011 at 10:25 am

What's a little sin to see us through?

Quote: penelopegeorgia, Aug 2011

REAL NAME: Penelope Georgia But I just go by Georgia
AGE:23
WHERE YOU FROM? texas
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?in texas lol
WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH? by my lonesome
SIBLINGS? one brother
PETS AND NAMES: yorkie/sh*tzu named Pablo
SCHOOL AND SUBJECTS: Business

________________________________________

SPECIAL TALENT? Im good at stunt riding
WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN PRETEND KUNG-FU? Eating :p

___________________________________________

FAVOURITE BANDS: To many to list but I like stuff like Drake and Skrillex
FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: modern family, white collar, bobs burgers, jersey shore
FAVOURITE FILMS: anything like fight club
FAVOURITE PEOPLE: my bestfriends
FAVOURITE BOOKS: "who turned off your mind" "buffet"

__________________________________________

WHO ARE YOU TO YOURSELF? Im an independent out going family loving person
HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU? very generous
WHAT DO YOU WANT WRITTEN ON YOUR HEADSTONE? not sure

Greetings and salutations Georgia, welcome aboard. Been a good long whole since we had some new faces on here.

Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.

Steve-Dave: Everything's better!

Puffalump: Barrier

Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been

Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"

Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive

Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books

Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250

Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more

Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs

Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know

Steve-Dave: Thank you

Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.

Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too

Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"

Steve-Dave: And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."

Rayanne Graff: You nerds crack me up.

Steve-Dave: Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best

Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.

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