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Introduce Yourself To VR! (New Members Post Here)

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30^th Dec 2004 at 1:31 am

Hello, welcome to a thread for all new members to tell us a little bit about themselves! If you have just joined, please post here and tell us some spankingly fantastic facts about yourself so we know what to call you and the exact brand of chocolate you'd like us to bribe you with.

If you have any questions or feedback, don't hesitate to contact the global moderator team, consisting of myself, Girlpants, SkutterBob and your admin, LoonyPandora, via PM or e-mail. The pop-up box that says, "New Message" makes us quiver with delight!

The old thread was here if you'd like to have a nosey around and find out about the other members of VR. Here are some questions to get you started (you don't have to answer anything you don't want to, and feel free to add your own questions), and welcome! :-*

REAL NAME:
AGE:
WHERE YOU FROM?
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH?
SIBLINGS?
PETS AND NAMES:
SCHOOL AND SUBJECTS:

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SPECIAL TALENT?
WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN PRETEND KUNG-FU?

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FAVOURITE BANDS:
FAVOURITE TV SHOWS:
FAVOURITE FILMS:
FAVOURITE PEOPLE:
FAVOURITE BOOKS:

__________________________________________

WHO ARE YOU TO YOURSELF?
HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU?
WHAT DO YOU WANT WRITTEN ON YOUR HEADSTONE?

Thank you!

I used to be a moderator here, now I am not.

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts

30^th Dec 2004 at 1:36 am

Quote: Reverand_Bernice_Woodall_

WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN PRETEND KUNG-FU?

Real kung-fu, but with animals.

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And Then My Mind Split Open...

| 4,088 posts

30^th Dec 2004 at 2:22 am

mischievous kids cuss

Quote: Reverand_Bernice_Woodall_

WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN PRETEND KUNG-FU?

Easy. Pretend kung-fu IN S L O W M O T I O N.

They imitate but I teach

mortal_wombat

| 699 posts

30^th Dec 2004 at 2:22 pm

Mortal Wombat- A special kind of strange

playing table tennis kung foo style.

"is not talking to the mortal wombat"
Living Over here

Claire

| 15,258 posts

30^th Dec 2004 at 2:28 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Neen's going to have your b*ll*cks if you spam her thread.

Carry on.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Lady Stark

| 4,554 posts

30^th Dec 2004 at 11:17 pm

Winter Is Coming

errr, I didn't do the last one, should I put one here?

Tinkerbell

| 1,023 posts

30^th Dec 2004 at 11:29 pm

Its Jah Love That Im Waiting On

REAL NAME: Joanne
AGE: 17
WHERE YOU FROM? Manchester
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Chorlton in a house
WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH? Mum, Dad and sister
SIBLINGS? one sister, three brothers
PETS AND NAMES: Annoying b*tch bird called Millie
SCHOOLCOLLEGE �AND SUBJECTS: Loreto- � Theology and ethics, Sociology, English Lit and resitting Maths �

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SPECIAL TALENT? Erm, None
WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN PRETEND KUNG-FU? �

Kung-Fu?
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FAVOURITE BANDS: Stereophonics, Razorlight, Red Hot Chili Peppers
FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: Soaps (neighbours, hollyoaks) (yes, sad i know!)
FAVOURITE FILMS: Happy Gilbert, Bridget Jones (theres lots hmm....)
FAVOURITE PEOPLE: Hannah, and err Laura
FAVOURITE BOOKS: John Pelzer, Jaqueline Wilson �

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WHO ARE YOU TO YOURSELF? I am me but better (in my head)
HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU? someone who likes to drink a lot of the time (doesnt make me sound the best eh?!)
WHAT DO YOU WANT WRITTEN ON YOUR HEADSTONE? �Im thinking about this one .............

I know im not exactly a newbie but nobody know me and i dont really know anybody so i decided to fill it �

Edited by Tinkerbell Dec 2004

Excuse me while I light my spliff
Good God I gotta take a lift
From reality I just can't drift
That's why I am staying with this riff

Lady Stark

| 4,554 posts

30^th Dec 2004 at 11:47 pm

Winter Is Coming

Ahh, hell with it.

REAL NAME: Paula
AGE: 19
WHERE YOU FROM? Co Durham
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? a backwards little town called Stanley (or, as I like to call it, Deliverance Country)
WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH? Mum, borther and sister
SIBLINGS? Hellspawn, the pair of them
PETS AND NAMES: Goldfish named after CSI characters (Grissom, Warrick and Nick. How sad am I?)
SCHOOL AND SUBJECTS: Between stuff at the mo, I'll let you know when that changes
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SPECIAL TALENT? I'm a Black belt Kickboxer
WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN PRETEND KUNG-FU? real Kickboxing, especially sparring
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FAVOURITE BANDS: depends on my mood. I'm not the most musically minded person
FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: CSI, Alias, Third Watch and on occasion Holby City
FAVOURITE FILMS: The Matrix, Kill Bill etc
FAVOURITE PEOPLE: errr, here or real life? Too many to mention either way
FAVOURITE BOOKS: Terry Pratchett, JK Rowling, comics books
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WHO ARE YOU TO YOURSELF? I am what I am and I do what I can. (I heard that somewhere, can't remember where)
HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU? With their eyes. I'm not invisible, am i?
WHAT DO YOU WANT WRITTEN ON YOUR HEADSTONE? I ATE'NT DEAD

again, not a newbie, but the last one of these passed me by

Rusted Gun Of Milan

| 9,633 posts

31^st Dec 2004 at 7:17 am

REAL NAME: Lianne
AGE: 20
WHERE YOU FROM? my mothers womb..
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Leigh Park. The a*sehole of the south
WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH? My boyfriend, our daughter and the boyfs sister
SIBLINGS? David (18), James (15) Stephen (15) Alec (10 months)
PETS AND NAMES: 6 rats (Cotton, Severus, Smash, Trevor, Simon, Rufus) and a hamster (Rondoudou)
SCHOOL AND SUBJECTS: None anymore. Woohoo, oldness!

________________________________________

SPECIAL TALENT? Eyeball Wobblage
WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN PRETEND KUNG-FU? cake

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FAVOURITE BANDS: under byen, deine lakaien, malice mizer, gackt, kozi, lampshade, HIM, Rammstein, Offspring, Scarling, Type O Negative, DuranDuran, The Cure, The Smiths, Concrete Blonde, Flogging Molly etc etc etc
FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: Angela Anaconda, FourWays Farm, Postman Pat, The News, The Bill, TOTP2...
FAVOURITE FILMS: Shawshank Redemption, Amelie, Chocolat, The Grudge (original japanese version), A Tale of Two Sisters, Teh Harry Potter films, dogma, 200 Cigarettes, 3 Colours White, Three Colours Blue, 3 Colours Red, The Crow, Interview with the Vampire
FAVOURITE PEOPLE: my dad, rob, abbie, the penpal contingent
FAVOURITE BOOKS: Harry Potter series, Discworldiness, recipe books etc etc

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WHO ARE YOU TO YOURSELF? me.. don't like what I see 99% of the time, but it's what I'm stuck with
HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU? very rarely since i moved outta sussex.. prolly see me as a loudmouth, despite me actually being a really quiet person.
WHAT DO YOU WANT WRITTEN ON YOUR HEADSTONE? Ding Dong the B*tch is Dead

I know I'm no newbie, but oooh, it looked like fun!

Insane Jam Sow

| 443 posts

31^st Dec 2004 at 10:57 am

Bill Bryson is my God

I've been registered since March, but hey, with just over 100 posts, I'm still a VR newbie.

REAL NAME: Ian
AGE: 18
WHERE YOU FROM? Bromsgrove, Worcestershire. A nice little commuter town with officially the least competent council in the country. Separated from Birmingham by a handy band of green belt.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? At home... still. 99% of my socialising takes place in Birmingham.
WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH? My parents.
SIBLINGS? One sister, who's 22 and married and lives in Worcester.
PETS AND NAMES: Sadly, none any more.
SCHOOL AND SUBJECTS: University of Birmingham, first year English student.

________________________________________

SPECIAL TALENT? I can name, instantly, the capital city of all 192 independent nations on Earth (so that's not dependencies or states, basically). No, really. I can.
WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN PRETEND KUNG-FU? Reading an Atlas?

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FAVOURITE BANDS: I like Keane at the moment. Big fan of the Beautiful South, and historically Blondie must be respected.
FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: The Simpsons, I guess. Most of the comedy stuff that tends to appear between 9.00 and 10.30 on BBC2 on a Monday.
FAVOURITE FILMS: The Italian Job, The Shining, Duel, as a random selection.
FAVOURITE PEOPLE: My friends and family, I think.
FAVOURITE BOOKS: Anything by Bill Bryson! All of Agatha Christie's Poirot books.

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WHO ARE YOU TO YOURSELF? A friendly but eccentric kind of chap.
HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU? A curiosity.
WHAT DO YOU WANT WRITTEN ON YOUR HEADSTONE? Something non-religious, but otherwise I don't mind, as long as there are no spelling/grammatical mistakes. That would really take the p*ss...

Edited by Insane Jam Sow Jan 2005

http://www.freewebs.com/megazine

Yes, my website still exists. Just about.

robot_herpes

| 14 posts

1^st Jan 2005 at 4:55 pm

intoxicated by a quarter-to-ten

boredboredbored

REAL NAME: freya
AGE: eighteen
WHERE YOU FROM? epsom, surrey
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? camberwell, london
WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH? one cybergoth, two greeks and a boring 26 year old
SIBLINGS? 1 brother, 1 sister
PETS AND NAMES: cat - peppet <3
SCHOOL AND SUBJECTS: doing foundation year (specialising in illustration) at camberwell college of arts

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SPECIAL TALENT? i can doodle and pass it off as art (sometimes)
WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN PRETEND KUNG-FU? neighbours.

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FAVOURITE BANDS: deftones, glassjaw, mogwai, modest mouse
FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: neighbours, spaced
FAVOURITE FILMS: too many. back to the future & nightmare before christmas rate highly
FAVOURITE PEOPLE: stu, my friends & family
FAVOURITE BOOKS: catcher in the rye

__________________________________________

WHO ARE YOU TO YOURSELF? i don'tunderstand this question. i'm freya. hello there.
HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU? fun, can be too emotional
WHAT DO YOU WANT WRITTEN ON YOUR HEADSTONE? here lyeth freya. i don't knoooooow. something nice.

fin.

ace.

PWITTYFUL

| 13 posts

1^st Jan 2005 at 8:49 pm

im bored

REAL NAME: robyn
AGE: 12
WHERE YOU FROM? co durham
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? stanley
WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH? my sister and brother and mum
SIBLINGS?
PETS AND NAMES: 2 rats angel and seraph 1 hamster yuna 3 fish Grissom, Warrick and Nick
SCHOOL AND SUBJECTS: dont ask

________________________________________

SPECIAL TALENT? none
WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN PRETEND KUNG-FU? dont care

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FAVOURITE BANDS: none
FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: none
FAVOURITE FILMS: none
FAVOURITE PEOPLE: none
FAVOURITE BOOKS: none

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WHO ARE YOU TO YOURSELF? a nobody 2 everyone
HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU? dont know dont care
WHAT DO YOU WANT WRITTEN ON YOUR HEADSTONE? dont care

dont read this message

Memmerich

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2^nd Jan 2005 at 7:42 pm

Unsichtbaren Eismaschine

REAL NAME: Mhorbhairne (I'm not even joking. Stupid parents)
AGE: 19
WHERE YOU FROM? Sunny Aberdeen
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Sunny Edinburgh
WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH? Two dashing young men.
SIBLINGS? Kirsten, Kim, Makiko.
PETS AND NAMES: Rabbit called Taz and a dog called Blitzen
SCHOOL AND SUBJECTS: University - Journalism

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SPECIAL TALENT? Putting my legs over my shoulders and walking on my hands. Saying the alphabet backwards. REALLY FAST.
WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN PRETEND KUNG-FU? Pretend Kung-Fu in slow motion, with friends dubbing you. In the kitchen in the middle of the night.

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FAVOURITE BANDS: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Einst�rzende Neubauten, Hole, The Doors, The Byrds, The Beatles, The Who
FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: Black Books
FAVOURITE FILMS: Party Monster, Robin Hood (Disney), Withnail and I, Easy Rider, Bram Stoker's Dracula
FAVOURITE PEOPLE: ?
FAVOURITE BOOKS: The Doors of Perception - ldous Huxley, Clever Polly and the Stupid Wolf - Catherine Storr, The Bloody Chamber - Angela Carter

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WHO ARE YOU TO YOURSELF? That's quite philosophical. And I'm quite hungry, therefore I can't answer.
HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU? Offbeat, lovely, bitchy, smiley and talkative.
WHAT DO YOU WANT WRITTEN ON YOUR HEADSTONE? This Is Not An Exit

All the other kids had used the rope swing, and were waiting on the other side of the river. 'Come on, Schizo Jimmy!' they chanted. Everyone picked on Jimmy.
'Iíll show them', he thought. He jumped.
It was then he remembered he really was schizophrenic, and the rope swing was actually a noose.

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2^nd Jan 2005 at 7:44 pm

You have the Nick and Polly photo in your avatar which is my desktop background at the moment! I like you already.

I used to be a moderator here, now I am not.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

2^nd Jan 2005 at 7:56 pm

Quote: Memmerich_

WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN PRETEND KUNG-FU? Pretend Kung-Fu in slow motion, with friends dubbing you. In the kitchen in the middle of the night.

Hehehehe.

the doc:

Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.

Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.

the doc: Wow, a proper old head

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.

satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.

Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.

satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.

satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.

Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...

I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD

I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD

Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years

Maeby: JIM!

the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight

the doc: Straws ^

the doc:

the doc: *whistles*

the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then

Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

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