New What Did You Dream Last Night? Thread.

There you are, mofos. Post your dreams.

I remember...giant Lego robots, a girl called Alison and lots of rushing and movement, but I cannot fit everything together at-all.

i went out with the fiancé but i was naked for some reason. So this woman started talking to the fiancé and said i should be put in a home.

i was talking to Lady GaGa and a priest. We talked about clothes. i had a letter and it said i'd been chosen to be in Lady GaGa's new video. So i was in this room with some other people. i think the building was in London. There were other videos that were going to be filmed in that building. One was a Bananarama video but i can't remember what the others there. Then i had to wait in another room but i ended up being lost and getting on a train. So these two blokes helped me get off it and i had to cross a river. i saw a new age shop and had a look there. Then i tried to find the building.

i don't remember it that well; it's mixed up. It was summat to do with abortion. Then i dreamt about Deb; we talked about books. Then i dreamt i was in hospital.

This gang of boys kept saying they wanted to touch me. So i gave in and let one of them suck my right breast.

i went to the fiancé's parents' house. His mother tried to throw gravy at me. i ducked and she missed me.

Oh, and summat to do with looking at someone's letters. One of them was from Taylor Swift.

i was talking to my father on the phone and my sister was there, even though she isn't allowed to stay at his house. i said something about her being fat. He said that she'd heard me and was upset. Dreaming about my sister is weird as i haven't had the misfortune to speak to her since 2007.

I was on Obama's campaign bus, sitting in a seat, he was walking down the aisle towards me and then we had an awkward moment where one of us went for a high five, one of us went for a handshake, and then we both switched, and did a weird high-shake-hand-five.

i thought it was Christmas. Then i realised it wasn't.