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River Phoenix
Happy International Blondie And Deborah Harry Month, Doghouse Repairs Month, Grilling Month Ice Cream Month, Horseradish Month, Recreation And Parks Month, Share A Sunset With Your Lover Month, Wheelchair Beautification Month, July Belongs To Blueberries Month, Baked Bean Month, Culinary Arts Month, Picnic Month, Anti-Boredom Month, Sandwich Generation Month, Women's Motorcycle Month, Unassisted Homebirth Week, Special Administration Region in Hong Kong Day, Canada Day, Creative Ice Cream Day, Gingersnap Day, International Joke Day, US Postage Stamp Day, Zip Code Day and Second Half of The Year Day.
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Happy Freedom From Fear of Speaking Day, i Forgot Day, Halfway Day and World UFO Day.
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Happy Chocolate Wafer Day, Compliment Your Mirror Day, Stay Out of The Sun Day, Tom Sawyer Day, Air Conditioning Appreciation Day and Disobedience Day.Happy Indivisible Day, Country Music Day, Build A Scarecrow Day, International Drive Your Studebaker Day and Be Nice To New Jersey Week for tomorrow.
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Happy Take Your Webmaster For Lunch Day and National Kissing Day.
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Happy Strawberry Sundae Day, Macaroni Day, Chocolate Day, Cherry Pit Spitting Day and Industry Day in Tanzania.
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Happy Milk Chocolate With Almonds Day, SCUD (Savour The Comic, Unplug The Drama) Day and Video Games Day.
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Happy Cow Appreciation Day, Rabbit Week, Tapioca Pudding Day, Ice Cream Cone Day, Respect Canada Day and Be A Dork Day.
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Happy Eye Safety Day, Get Out of The Doghouse Day, International Juggling Day and Ventriloquism Week. Happy Peach Ice Cream Day, Wrong Way Corrigan Day and Yellow Pig Day for tomorrow.
Happy Chrysanthemum Day, Woodie Wagon Day, Toss Away The "Could Haves" and "Should Haves" Day and Independent Retailers' Week for Sunday.
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Happy Vanilla Ice Cream Day, Pecan Sandies Day, Hot Enough For Ya Day, All American Soap Box Derby Day and Gorgeous Grandma Day.
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Happy Amelia Earheart Day, Tell An Old Joke Day, Cousins Day, Drive-Thru Day, Day of The Cowboy and Merry Go Round Day.
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Happy Threading The Needle Day, Culinarians' Day and Hot Fudge Sundae Day.
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Jimmy:
Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave:
Everything's better!
Puffalump:
Barrier
Steve-Dave:
The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy:
I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave:
Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave:
It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave:
Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave:
His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave:
His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave:
But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave:
Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave:
Thank you
Rayanne Graff:
It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave:
It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave:
Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave:
And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff:
You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave:
Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff:
... in the pants department.
