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Old one's hit 150.
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Astute readers of this blog will recall that we alerted our readers last September about a "sandwich" that KFC was testing in a few markets. I put the word "sandwich" in scare-quotes because sandwiches usually include bread or a bun of some sort. This one doesn't. This one consists of bacon, cheese, and something disturbingly called "Colonel's Sauce" stuffed between ... two hunks of fried chicken.
KFC is calling this concoction the Double Down, and as far as I can tell, the irony of using a gambling phrase here is lost on them. (I mean, why not just call it the Roll the Dice? Slogan: "Will It Kill You? Maybe, Maybe Not. Roll the Dice®!")
Anyway, the reason we're revisiting the Double Down today is that the sandwich is officially rolling out nationwide. Starting next Monday, April 12, you'll be able to swing by your local KFC and actually order one of these things.
This is either very alarming news or very delicious news, depending on your dietary outlook on life and/or your love of cheese and bacon. And Colonel's Sauce.
It should be noted, by the way, that KFC announced this news last Thursday, April 1. A lot of people naturally assumed it was an April Fool's gag. (Emphasis on "gag.")
It was not. KFC's official web site even has a countdown clock, ticking off the days, hours, minutes, and seconds till folks can wrap their sausage-like fingers around one of these babies:
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Marry me?
Ugh. Fat, fat, fat, fat.
Am literally squeezed into a pair of old sized 12s (before they made the sizes bigger). These used to be really baggy on me.
Am literally squeezed into a pair of old sized 12s (before they made the sizes bigger). These used to be really baggy on me.
Ping!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Come on!
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Apr 2010
Take your head for a wobble!
And I'm bollocksed, been shivvering and cold sweating on the couch with no concept of time, get a call off a mate and its been 4 f*cking hours since I laid out
Ugh. Fat, fat, fat, fat.
Am literally squeezed into a pair of old sized 12s (before they made the sizes bigger). These used to be really baggy on me.
Take your head for a wobble!
And I'm bollocksed, been shivvering and cold sweating on the couch with no concept of time, get a call off a mate and its been 4 f*cking hours since I laid out
Marry me?
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Apr 2010
'Flu'?
Let us know if you can't walk anywhere, etc. I can pick up your Tamiflu and deliver it cos I've had it (and the injections)
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Apr 2010Ugh. Fat, fat, fat, fat.
Am literally squeezed into a pair of old sized 12s (before they made the sizes bigger). These used to be really baggy on me.
Take your head for a wobble!
And I'm bollocksed, been shivvering and cold sweating on the couch with no concept of time, get a call off a mate and its been 4 f*cking hours since I laid out
'Flu'?
Let us know if you can't walk anywhere, etc. I can pick up your Tamiflu and deliver it cos I've had it (and the injections
)
Ping!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Come on!
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Apr 2010
If it is Flu, its getting manned out on my diet of sweet tea and Doritos
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Apr 2010Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Apr 2010Ugh. Fat, fat, fat, fat.
Am literally squeezed into a pair of old sized 12s (before they made the sizes bigger). These used to be really baggy on me.
Take your head for a wobble!
And I'm bollocksed, been shivvering and cold sweating on the couch with no concept of time, get a call off a mate and its been 4 f*cking hours since I laid out
'Flu'?
Let us know if you can't walk anywhere, etc. I can pick up your Tamiflu and deliver it cos I've had it (and the injections
If it is Flu, its getting manned out on my diet of sweet tea and Doritos
Quote: mr. lisa, Apr 2010
I was talking to someone the other day who insisted people only ever own snakes to make them look hard and because they have a small penis. I didn't waste my breath arguing but I thought of you and lold
that snake is suck a f*cking flinch artist...
I was talking to someone the other day who insisted people only ever own snakes to make them look hard and because they have a small penis. I didn't waste my breath arguing but I thought of you and lold
Quote: Sue Sylvester, Apr 2010
That is a really bizarre opinion.
Quote: mr. lisa, Apr 2010that snake is suck a f*cking flinch artist...
I was talking to someone the other day who insisted people only ever own snakes to make them look hard and because they have a small penis. I didn't waste my breath arguing but I thought of you and lold
That is a really bizarre opinion.
Jimmy:
Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave:
Everything's better!
Puffalump:
Barrier
Steve-Dave:
The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy:
I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave:
Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave:
It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave:
Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave:
His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave:
His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave:
But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave:
Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave:
Thank you
Rayanne Graff:
It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave:
It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave:
Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave:
And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff:
You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave:
Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff:
... in the pants department.
