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Old one's hit 150.
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Astute readers of this blog will recall that we alerted our readers last September about a "sandwich" that KFC was testing in a few markets. I put the word "sandwich" in scare-quotes because sandwiches usually include bread or a bun of some sort. This one doesn't. This one consists of bacon, cheese, and something disturbingly called "Colonel's Sauce" stuffed between ... two hunks of fried chicken.
KFC is calling this concoction the Double Down, and as far as I can tell, the irony of using a gambling phrase here is lost on them. (I mean, why not just call it the Roll the Dice? Slogan: "Will It Kill You? Maybe, Maybe Not. Roll the Dice®!")
Anyway, the reason we're revisiting the Double Down today is that the sandwich is officially rolling out nationwide. Starting next Monday, April 12, you'll be able to swing by your local KFC and actually order one of these things.
This is either very alarming news or very delicious news, depending on your dietary outlook on life and/or your love of cheese and bacon. And Colonel's Sauce.
It should be noted, by the way, that KFC announced this news last Thursday, April 1. A lot of people naturally assumed it was an April Fool's gag. (Emphasis on "gag.")
It was not. KFC's official web site even has a countdown clock, ticking off the days, hours, minutes, and seconds till folks can wrap their sausage-like fingers around one of these babies:
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Marry me?
Ugh. Fat, fat, fat, fat.
Am literally squeezed into a pair of old sized 12s (before they made the sizes bigger). These used to be really baggy on me.
Am literally squeezed into a pair of old sized 12s (before they made the sizes bigger). These used to be really baggy on me.
Ping!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Come on!
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Apr 2010
Take your head for a wobble!
And I'm bollocksed, been shivvering and cold sweating on the couch with no concept of time, get a call off a mate and its been 4 f*cking hours since I laid out
Ugh. Fat, fat, fat, fat.
Am literally squeezed into a pair of old sized 12s (before they made the sizes bigger). These used to be really baggy on me.
Take your head for a wobble!
And I'm bollocksed, been shivvering and cold sweating on the couch with no concept of time, get a call off a mate and its been 4 f*cking hours since I laid out
Marry me?
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Apr 2010
'Flu'?
Let us know if you can't walk anywhere, etc. I can pick up your Tamiflu and deliver it cos I've had it (and the injections)
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Apr 2010Ugh. Fat, fat, fat, fat.
Am literally squeezed into a pair of old sized 12s (before they made the sizes bigger). These used to be really baggy on me.
Take your head for a wobble!
And I'm bollocksed, been shivvering and cold sweating on the couch with no concept of time, get a call off a mate and its been 4 f*cking hours since I laid out
'Flu'?
Let us know if you can't walk anywhere, etc. I can pick up your Tamiflu and deliver it cos I've had it (and the injections
)
Ping!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Come on!
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Apr 2010
If it is Flu, its getting manned out on my diet of sweet tea and Doritos
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Apr 2010Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Apr 2010Ugh. Fat, fat, fat, fat.
Am literally squeezed into a pair of old sized 12s (before they made the sizes bigger). These used to be really baggy on me.
Take your head for a wobble!
And I'm bollocksed, been shivvering and cold sweating on the couch with no concept of time, get a call off a mate and its been 4 f*cking hours since I laid out
'Flu'?
Let us know if you can't walk anywhere, etc. I can pick up your Tamiflu and deliver it cos I've had it (and the injections
If it is Flu, its getting manned out on my diet of sweet tea and Doritos
Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!
Quote: mr. lisa, Apr 2010
I was talking to someone the other day who insisted people only ever own snakes to make them look hard and because they have a small penis. I didn't waste my breath arguing but I thought of you and lold
that snake is suck a f*cking flinch artist...
I was talking to someone the other day who insisted people only ever own snakes to make them look hard and because they have a small penis. I didn't waste my breath arguing but I thought of you and lold
Quote: Sue Sylvester, Apr 2010
That is a really bizarre opinion.
Quote: mr. lisa, Apr 2010that snake is suck a f*cking flinch artist...
I was talking to someone the other day who insisted people only ever own snakes to make them look hard and because they have a small penis. I didn't waste my breath arguing but I thought of you and lold
That is a really bizarre opinion.
Rayanne Graff:
His name is George. Also, he started Spam.
Rayanne Graff:
i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.
the doc:
Wow, a proper old head
Rayanne Graff:
Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.
satansrubberduck:
I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.
Rayanne Graff:
No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.
satansrubberduck:
Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.
satansrubberduck:
Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.
Claire:
It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...
I Cunt Spell:
YOU'RE ALL OLD
I Cunt Spell:
SO VERY VERY OLD
Captain Stupendo:
SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years
Maeby:
JIM!
the doc:
Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight
the doc:
Straws ^
the doc:
*whistles*
the doc:
Ah well, off I go as well then
Rayanne Graff:
Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx
