Things I like about myself

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Lady Stark

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1st Apr 2010 at 10:44 am

Lady Stark - Winter Is Coming

Winter Is Coming

 
I'm making this thread for purely selfish reasons. In about three hours I'm going to be in front of a school full of Key Stage 2 pupils teaching a workshop on Looking After The Environment and I still feel sh*tty off my cold, my voice not being able to decide if it's gone or not and countless other things so I am trying to put myself into a positive frame of mind.

If there's another thread just like this floating around somewhere then I'm sorry that I was too lazy to look for it

I like my eyes. I learned a trick to make myself look more confident when meeting people. Basically I just look to see what color their eyes are, it's something to focus on and it stops me from staring at the ground and looking like a scared kitten. I personally think that green eyes are pretty and I have green eyes, which really makes me happy for no good reason.

I like this whole 'Give it a go' attitude that I've picked up recently. I'm managing to do stuff that three years ago I wouldn't have dreamed of just by not being precious about it and trying.

I like my imagination. I'm still getting my head around chord structures and writing music, but my lyrics are pretty good and I've gotten a few compliments about them.

This may be a weird one but I actually like my boobs. I have a curvy figure these days and I'm fine with it. I feel no desire these days to starve myself into a skeleton or pay some surgeon ridiculous amounts of money to make things bigger or take things away. I still have days where I feel like a living bouncy castle in a bad way, but I'm a woman so it comes with the territory


 
 
Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave: Thank you
Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave: And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff: You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave: Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.

 

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