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Penn

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21^st Mar 2010 at 5:29 pm

Pity. Not that you're not gay, but that you had full sex. Now you have to marry him. Tis the way of the Lord your God Jesus Christ.

Also, if you say Jesus backwards it sounds like sausage

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Lord Havelock Vetinari

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21^st Mar 2010 at 5:33 pm

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Quote: Paddy Irishman, Mar 2010

Pity. Not that you're not gay, but that you had full sex. Now you have to marry him. Tis the way of the Lord your God Jesus Christ.

Also, if you say Jesus backwards it sounds like sausage

It doesn't, I don't believe that, it really does not sound like sausage, seriously no, it does not at all, you thick cu...oh yeah, it does.

I once had marriage with a balaclava.

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Penn

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22^nd Mar 2010 at 4:26 pm

I read a book on glue last week. It was great. Then again, every book is great when you've been sniffing glue

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Little Blue Fox.

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23^rd Mar 2010 at 12:05 pm

Hope is important.

I thought of a tiny joke last night. I am sorry it is really silly (and not funny)...

Oh my goodness! It is really terrible. Two geckos mugged my chameleon - they beat him black and blue (and red and purple and yellow).

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Penn

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29^th Mar 2010 at 1:35 pm

I always put business before pleasure. Especially when it comes to alphabetising.

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Delirium Tremens

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29^th Mar 2010 at 2:47 pm

Quote: Paddy Irishman, Mar 2010

I always put business before pleasure. Especially when it comes to alphabetising.

I really liked that when I saw it on facebook. It reminded me of a Pratchett aside that went something like

"And she didn't believe that cleanliness was next to Godliness unless they were appearing in a very sternly abridged dictionary."

I'm not saying it was plagarised, just that they had a pleasingly similar throughline. And not forgetting you are, of course, Irish and therfore functionally illiterate.

Penn

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29^th Mar 2010 at 2:54 pm

Quote: James, Mar 2010

Quote: Paddy Irishman, Mar 2010
I always put business before pleasure. Especially when it comes to alphabetising.

I really liked that when I saw it on facebook. It reminded me of a Pratchett aside that went something like

"And she didn't believe that cleanliness was next to Godliness unless they were appearing in a very sternly abridged dictionary."

I'm not saying it was plagarised, just that they had a pleasingly similar throughline. And not forgetting you are, of course, Irish and therfore functionally illiterate.

You spelt therefore wrong

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Delirium Tremens

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29^th Mar 2010 at 3:13 pm

Quote: Paddy Irishman, Mar 2010

Quote: James, Mar 2010
Quote: Paddy Irishman, Mar 2010
I always put business before pleasure. Especially when it comes to alphabetising.

I really liked that when I saw it on facebook. It reminded me of a Pratchett aside that went something like

"And she didn't believe that cleanliness was next to Godliness unless they were appearing in a very sternly abridged dictionary."

I'm not saying it was plagarised, just that they had a pleasingly similar throughline. And not forgetting you are, of course, Irish and therfore functionally illiterate.

You spelt therefore wrong

Cut me some slack. I can neither read nor write, I just sort of slap at the buttons on my keyboard in no logical order and hope they contribute to the discussion at hand in someway. Hopefully, it's worked so far.

Penn

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29^th Mar 2010 at 3:17 pm

I use a dictophone. And my testicles to send texts

(better when spoken aloud)

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Jewbacca

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29^th Mar 2010 at 4:49 pm

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Quote: Paddy Irishman, Mar 2010

I use a dictophone. And my testicles to send texts

(better when spoken aloud)

No, it's really not

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

wombat

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29^th Mar 2010 at 5:22 pm

Technically sexy.

Quote: Little Blue Fox., Mar 2010

I thought of a tiny joke last night. I am sorry it is really silly (and not funny)...

Oh my goodness! It is really terrible. Two geckos mugged my chameleon - they beat him black and blue (and red and purple and yellow).

I like the joke but not the delivery.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Penn

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11^th May 2010 at 7:59 am

I made my girlfriend a candlelit dinner last night. It took ages to cook that way.

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Penn

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11^th May 2010 at 8:47 am

Did you hear about the cannibal chef? He made his girlfriend dinner

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Jewbacca

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11^th May 2010 at 9:56 am

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

If I didn't have you on facebook i would be stealing these

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Jimmy

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12^th May 2010 at 1:24 pm

Oi!

Quote: Paddy Irishman, Mar 2010

I use a dictophone. And my testicles to send texts

(better when spoken aloud)

This is genius.

I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

the doc:

Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.

Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.

the doc: Wow, a proper old head

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.

satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.

Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.

satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.

satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.

Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...

I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD

I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD

Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years

Maeby: JIM!

the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight

the doc: Straws ^

the doc:

the doc: *whistles*

the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then

Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

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