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Maeby

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19^th Mar 2010 at 9:04 pm

Marry me?

Yeah, you should see the audience Darren's c*ck gets each Friday night...

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Animal

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19^th Mar 2010 at 9:34 pm

Tis true. Sadly it no longer fits in the box I was supplied with to put him into when its time to stop the show.

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

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Maeby

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19^th Mar 2010 at 9:42 pm

Marry me?

He has to put it in a match box now.

That's what old age does to you.

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Animal

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19^th Mar 2010 at 10:15 pm

Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Mar 2010

He has to put it in a match box now.

That's what old age does to you.

What you arn't telling people is these are no ordinary matches. These are M&S 60 foot matches.

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

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Maeby

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19^th Mar 2010 at 10:49 pm

Marry me?

Darren dear, you really need to learn the difference between inches and millimetres

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Rayanne Graff

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20^th Mar 2010 at 3:51 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Darren, Mar 2010

No dudes! .

Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.

Or what about Rick Astley?

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Animal

| 32,544 posts

20^th Mar 2010 at 3:59 pm

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Mar 2010

Quote: Darren, Mar 2010
No dudes! .

Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.

Or what about Rick Astley?

No.

Just no.

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

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Lady Stark

| 4,554 posts

20^th Mar 2010 at 6:32 pm

Winter Is Coming

Quote: Darren, Mar 2010

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Mar 2010
Quote: Darren, Mar 2010
No dudes! .

Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.

Or what about Rick Astley?
No.

Just no.

This is the funniest thing I have seen all day

Maeby

| 22,309 posts

20^th Mar 2010 at 6:35 pm

Marry me?

Quote: Joan Jett, Mar 2010

Quote: Darren, Mar 2010
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Mar 2010
Quote: Darren, Mar 2010
No dudes! .

Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.

Or what about Rick Astley?
No.

Just no.

Paula, would you have sex with Darren?

Or, you know, if that's too much, you could always have a gaming session with him...

This is the funniest thing I have seen all day

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Lady Stark

| 4,554 posts

20^th Mar 2010 at 6:54 pm

Winter Is Coming

I'm not sure if I've even met Darren

I do have a vague memory of a tall guy with really long hair asking me if I was alright at the one Manchester VR meet I've ever been on way back in 2007. (I wasn't. I was in agony because of my wisdom teeth so I don't remember much of that day)

Maeby

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20^th Mar 2010 at 6:56 pm

Marry me?

Quote: Joan Jett, Mar 2010

I'm not sure if I've even met Darren

I do have a vague memory of a tall guy with really long hair asking me if I was alright at the one Manchester VR meet I've ever been on way back in 2007. (I wasn't. I was in agony because of my wisdom teeth so I don't remember much of that day)

Pff. You don't have to meet people to, ahem, play games with them.

Also, he has not got long hair any more. (Well he has, it's just in a bag, not on his head!)

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Dr. Harold Shipman

| 10,547 posts

20^th Mar 2010 at 7:04 pm

Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.

Quote: Joan Jett, Mar 2010

I'm not sure if I've even met Darren

I do have a vague memory of a tall guy with really long hair asking me if I was alright at the one Manchester VR meet I've ever been on way back in 2007. (I wasn't. I was in agony because of my wisdom teeth so I don't remember much of that day)

You've met Darren, trust me

http://endegrim.blogspot.com

Maeby

| 22,309 posts

20^th Mar 2010 at 7:51 pm

Marry me?

Quote: Toodles, Mar 2010

Quote: Joan Jett, Mar 2010
I'm not sure if I've even met Darren

I do have a vague memory of a tall guy with really long hair asking me if I was alright at the one Manchester VR meet I've ever been on way back in 2007. (I wasn't. I was in agony because of my wisdom teeth so I don't remember much of that day)

ha! That was pro side stepping there.

It's alright. If Paula declines, then sex defaults to you, Laura.

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Animal

| 32,544 posts

21^st Mar 2010 at 6:32 am

Quote: Joan Jett, Mar 2010

I'm not sure if I've even met Darren

I do have a vague memory of a tall guy with really long hair asking me if I was alright at the one Manchester VR meet I've ever been on way back in 2007. (I wasn't. I was in agony because of my wisdom teeth so I don't remember much of that day)

Holy sh*t, that was you?
For some reason I always thought it was Debs. I know you look nothing alike, but my memory is so appallingly bad most of the time that this is normal for me.

Also, Re: Rick Astley, its bad enough I share a home town with him. To this day I do nothing but apologise to people for him.

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

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the doc:

Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.

Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.

the doc: Wow, a proper old head

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.

satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.

Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.

satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.

satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.

Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...

I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD

I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD

Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years

Maeby: JIM!

the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight

the doc: Straws ^

the doc:

the doc: *whistles*

the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then

Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

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