Please have sex with Darren

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Maeby

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18th Mar 2010 at 10:46 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
This is a charity appeal.

Darren needs you.

If he does not have sex in 20 days, then baby penguins and seals will die.

That's right. They will snuff it.

To halt this hideous crime against the environment, you must have sex with Darren.

Please do it.

Don't let these animals die a needless death!
Ping!

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Penn

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18th Mar 2010 at 11:21 pm

Penn -

 
Would I be the b*tch or the butch?
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Maeby

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18th Mar 2010 at 11:32 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Whichever you want.
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Animal

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18th Mar 2010 at 11:40 pm

Animal -

 
No dudes! .

Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

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Maeby

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18th Mar 2010 at 11:42 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Lies!

Darren just told me he wants ginger Aitken sex more than life itself.

Ping!

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Animal

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18th Mar 2010 at 11:48 pm

Animal -

 
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Mar 2010
Lies!

Darren just told me he wants ginger Aitken sex more than life itself.

Thats a lie. Though I did spend one night trying to kiss him many a year ago.
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

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Penn

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18th Mar 2010 at 11:54 pm

Penn -

 
Quote: Darren, Mar 2010
Maybe trent reznor at a push.


Well if you quit clenching he wouldn't have t..... oh, I see what you mean now
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Dissimulation

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18th Mar 2010 at 11:58 pm

Dissimulation - My moustache still tastes of your testes!

My moustache still tastes of your testes!

 
Quote: Darren, Mar 2010
No dudes! .

Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.


That's okay, me and Barry can just beat you round the chops with our mighty man rods until that's who you think we look like!

Maeby

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19th Mar 2010 at 12:17 am

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Oh ya!
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Animal

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19th Mar 2010 at 12:25 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Babestation, Mar 2010
Quote: Darren, Mar 2010
No dudes! .

Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.


That's okay, me and Barry can just beat you round the chops with our mighty man rods until that's who you think we look like!
did your Mothers say they were mighty? i've seen graffiti in the village in Manchester that would beg to differ.
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Penn

| 10,657 posts


19th Mar 2010 at 8:29 am

Penn -

 
Quote: Darren, Mar 2010
Quote: Babestation, Mar 2010
Quote: Darren, Mar 2010
No dudes! .

Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.


That's okay, me and Barry can just beat you round the chops with our mighty man rods until that's who you think we look like!
did your Mothers say they were mighty? i've seen graffiti in the village in Manchester that would beg to differ.


The fact that my mighty man rod can be seen from Manchester should answer that question for you
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Animal

| 32,544 posts


19th Mar 2010 at 10:02 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Paddy Irishman, Mar 2010
Quote: Darren, Mar 2010
Quote: Babestation, Mar 2010
Quote: Darren, Mar 2010
No dudes! .

Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.


That's okay, me and Barry can just beat you round the chops with our mighty man rods until that's who you think we look like!
did your Mothers say they were mighty? i've seen graffiti in the village in Manchester that would beg to differ.


The fact that my mighty man rod can be seen from Manchester should answer that question for you
That or it's really well known on th gay scene for being far from mighty.
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Penn

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19th Mar 2010 at 10:09 am

Penn -

 
No I'm pretty sure its what I said. Its pretty much a tourist attraction round here. Which isn't that great because all I get is fat Americans
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Animal

| 32,544 posts


19th Mar 2010 at 8:58 pm

Animal -

 
Quote: Paddy Irishman, Mar 2010
No I'm pretty sure its what I said. Its pretty much a tourist attraction round here. Which isn't that great because all I get is fat Americans
Being a tourist attraction doesn't automatically make t big or mighty though. Small things can draw crowds too yknow.
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Penn

| 10,657 posts


19th Mar 2010 at 9:00 pm

Penn -

 
I would take a picture of it for you, but I can just send you one of the postcards they sell at the local shop
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people


 
 
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