Please have sex with Darren
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"Yes," said the skull. "Quit while you're a head, that's what I say.""
This is a charity appeal.
Darren needs you.
If he does not have sex in 20 days, then baby penguins and seals will die.
That's right. They will snuff it.
To halt this hideous crime against the environment, you must have sex with Darren.
Please do it.
Don't let these animals die a needless death!
Darren needs you.
If he does not have sex in 20 days, then baby penguins and seals will die.
That's right. They will snuff it.
To halt this hideous crime against the environment, you must have sex with Darren.
Please do it.
Don't let these animals die a needless death!
I don't know about you, but I could murder a good curry!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
"Yes," said the skull. "Quit while you're a head, that's what I say.""
I don't know about you, but I could murder a good curry!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
No dudes! 
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Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.
. Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.
"Yes," said the skull. "Quit while you're a head, that's what I say.""
I don't know about you, but I could murder a good curry!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
My moustache still tastes of your testes!
Quote: Darren, Mar 2010
That's okay, me and Barry can just beat you round the chops with our mighty man rods until that's who you think we look like!
No dudes!
Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.
That's okay, me and Barry can just beat you round the chops with our mighty man rods until that's who you think we look like!
"Yes," said the skull. "Quit while you're a head, that's what I say.""
I don't know about you, but I could murder a good curry!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Quote: Babestation, Mar 2010
Quote: Darren, Mar 2010did your Mothers say they were mighty? i've seen graffiti in the village in Manchester that would beg to differ.No dudes!
Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.
That's okay, me and Barry can just beat you round the chops with our mighty man rods until that's who you think we look like!
Quote: Darren, Mar 2010
The fact that my mighty man rod can be seen from Manchester should answer that question for you
Quote: Babestation, Mar 2010Quote: Darren, Mar 2010did your Mothers say they were mighty? i've seen graffiti in the village in Manchester that would beg to differ.No dudes!
Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.
That's okay, me and Barry can just beat you round the chops with our mighty man rods until that's who you think we look like!
The fact that my mighty man rod can be seen from Manchester should answer that question for you
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Quote: Paddy Irishman, Mar 2010
Quote: Darren, Mar 2010That or it's really well known on th gay scene for being far from mighty.Quote: Babestation, Mar 2010Quote: Darren, Mar 2010did your Mothers say they were mighty? i've seen graffiti in the village in Manchester that would beg to differ.No dudes!
Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.
That's okay, me and Barry can just beat you round the chops with our mighty man rods until that's who you think we look like!
The fact that my mighty man rod can be seen from Manchester should answer that question for you
Resident Death:
bitchy. Ha. You were expecting The Who 
Claire:
I love being the most colourful person in the members list.
Claire:
It helps me to remember who I am.
learrggh:
should be pink.
Resident Death:
You could make me rainbow coloured....
Claire:
None of you were online at the time I posted that and blue is closer to purple than any of you 
Claire:
Well, except if alice was rainbow coloured.
learrggh:
I broke VR.
Darren:
You did.. and I wanted to read that..
Albi The Racist Dragon:
depends who the murderer is
Albi The Racist Dragon:
are we talking, like, ted bundy
Albi The Racist Dragon:
thats ok then
Albi The Racist Dragon:
as long as the file system wasnt responsible
Darren:
So people DO use that FS then... Was this a coise of yours or the hosts? Its actually pretty damned good all things considered
