Please have sex with Darren
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Marry me?
This is a charity appeal.
Darren needs you.
If he does not have sex in 20 days, then baby penguins and seals will die.
That's right. They will snuff it.
To halt this hideous crime against the environment, you must have sex with Darren.
Please do it.
Don't let these animals die a needless death!
Darren needs you.
If he does not have sex in 20 days, then baby penguins and seals will die.
That's right. They will snuff it.
To halt this hideous crime against the environment, you must have sex with Darren.
Please do it.
Don't let these animals die a needless death!
Ping!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
No dudes! 
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Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.
. Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.
My moustache still tastes of your testes!
Quote: Darren, Mar 2010
That's okay, me and Barry can just beat you round the chops with our mighty man rods until that's who you think we look like!
No dudes!
Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.
That's okay, me and Barry can just beat you round the chops with our mighty man rods until that's who you think we look like!
Quote: Babestation, Mar 2010
Quote: Darren, Mar 2010did your Mothers say they were mighty? i've seen graffiti in the village in Manchester that would beg to differ.No dudes!
Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.
That's okay, me and Barry can just beat you round the chops with our mighty man rods until that's who you think we look like!
Quote: Darren, Mar 2010
The fact that my mighty man rod can be seen from Manchester should answer that question for you
Quote: Babestation, Mar 2010Quote: Darren, Mar 2010did your Mothers say they were mighty? i've seen graffiti in the village in Manchester that would beg to differ.No dudes!
Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.
That's okay, me and Barry can just beat you round the chops with our mighty man rods until that's who you think we look like!
The fact that my mighty man rod can be seen from Manchester should answer that question for you
Quote: Paddy Irishman, Mar 2010
Quote: Darren, Mar 2010That or it's really well known on th gay scene for being far from mighty.Quote: Babestation, Mar 2010Quote: Darren, Mar 2010did your Mothers say they were mighty? i've seen graffiti in the village in Manchester that would beg to differ.No dudes!
Well other than johnny depp that is. Maybe trent reznor at a push.
That's okay, me and Barry can just beat you round the chops with our mighty man rods until that's who you think we look like!
The fact that my mighty man rod can be seen from Manchester should answer that question for you
Jimmy:
Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave:
Everything's better!
Puffalump:
Barrier
Steve-Dave:
The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy:
I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave:
Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave:
It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave:
Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave:
His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave:
His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave:
But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave:
Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave:
Thank you
Rayanne Graff:
It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave:
It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave:
Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave:
And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff:
You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave:
Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff:
... in the pants department.
